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COLUMBIA SPACESHIP CRASH A HOAX!!!

On Wednesday February 4, 2003, undercover MMC agents were able to infiltrate NASA headquarters and uncover the truth behind the Columbia Spaceship crash. It has been proven that just hours before their initial liftoff, the crew of Columbia were kidnapped my Iraqi Militants and taken to the deserts of Iraq. Using technology from the 1996 box office smash Mrs. Doubtfire, the Iraqis were able to disguise themselves as the original crew. It is unconfirmed, but believed that the reason behind the spaceship takeover was to assassinate Carrot Top due to his recent Iraq movie release. However, the Iraqi crew was unsuccessful and slightly missed their Hollywood target possibly due to the poor schooling of their country and not being able to read a map correctly. The "slight" miss was actually over 1400 miles off, so lets thank them for being such idiots. The current location of the American astronauts is still unclear. Our thoughts and prayers are with them as well as their families.*

SPACESHIP PIECES FOR SALE!!!
As many may know, MilkMyCow.Com in based in Dallas, Tx and has members and family around Dallas as well as eastward. During a search for debris on a nearby friends ranch, we discovered 5 pieces of Columbia resting in the fields*. We currently have our hands on 2 of the thermal shield tiles, as well as some sort of circuit board, and 2 other unknown pieces. We will start the bidding of these items @ $100.00 each*, send bids to [email protected]

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