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Download Instructions:
    First, you need to be over the age of 13. Some of our videos have NAUGHTY words, and if you can't hear those, be careful. Or just dont tell your mom. Select video format (56k if you have dial up - 100/275k with dsl/cable) Just click the
    format you want, and video should begin to play.
Problems?
    
Videos are designed to play in Windows Media Player 7.0 or higher, if you do not
    have this installed, please search /download it at http://www.download.com/
Bad quality or skipping?
    If you have a 56k connection and want to view the much better quality cable
    versions, just right click on the link and go to "save target as" or "save link as" and
    download the video to your desktop. This is also what you need to do if the videos
    are skipping as they play.

  Videos Rating
Lazy Ass 2 - 225k
Another episode of Lazy ass. This time, getting food without moving from the chair.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Lazy Ass - 275k
Jared becomes MacGyver to avoid moving 17 inches.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Snowplace Lanes - 56k - 275k
Human bowling on a snow hill
Rating: 4 : 4
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Retard Run - 234k
A compilation of a few random videos *Explicit Lyrics*
Rating: 3 : 3
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Minority PimPin' - 183k
Brandon pimps on a group of minorities at the movie theatre *Explicit Lyrics*
Rating: 4 : 4
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Pudding Race - 138k
brandon races to get a pound of pudding inhaled in 38 secs
Rating: 3 : 3
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Blind Date - 56k - 275k
MMC suckers numerous guys to meet fake girls on net
Rating: 4 : 4
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The Cow Song - 56k - 275k
Jared makes up a song for the lovely cows.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Power Wheelin' 2 - 56k - 370k
New and improved fun in a power wheels car
Rating: 4 : 4
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Chinese Dog Food - 56k - 100k
Almost got taken to court for this, but maybe they forgot? so, RE-RELEASE :)
Rating: 3 : 3
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Special Officer Brandon - 56k - 275k
brandon bein a retarded cop wannabe
Rating: 4 : 4
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Staple Head - 56k - 275k
Jared promised a neighbor he would do it. He did.
Rating: 3 : 3
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The Sickest Video Ever - 56k - 275k
Warning: Not a video for those who get grossed out easily.
Rating: 4 : 4
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The Stupidest Video Ever - 56k - 275k
wow. this is just dumb. that's all i can say
Rating: 3 : 3
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The Skate Ramp - 56k - 275k
trying to jump a skateboard ramp w/ painful results
Rating: 3 : 3
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Mass Transit - 56k - 275k
4 white kids from the burbs' ride public transportation for the first time
Rating: 4 : 4
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Snow Day - 56k - 275k
mmc idiots get towed w/ jumper cables behind a van on icy cement
Rating: 4 : 4
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The Bubble Fountain - 56k - 275k
big fountain + lots of detergent + bubble bath = fun
Rating: 3 : 3
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Drive Thru Fun 5 - 56k - 150k
Daniel has some crazy experiences at the drive thru
Rating: 4 : 4
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Random Insanity 2.0 - 56k - 275k
random idiotic acts by random crew
Rating: 4 : 4
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Dj Stick - 56k - 275k
um just watch it. it will be worth it.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Bush Diving - 56k - 275k
jumping out of moving trucks into big bushes.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Kung Fu Fighting - 56k - 275k
justa sweet matrix looking video w. cool/funny fight moves
Rating: 3 : 3
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Skateboard Jousting - 56k - 275k
jousting on skateboards with mops. great video.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Pro Skateboardin - 56k - 275k
some guys we know show their skateboarding skillz
Rating: 4 : 4
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Thug Rappin' - 56k - 275k
brandon and graeme pimp it hard.
Rating: 3 : 3
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Shoeless Ice Skating/Rope Run - 56k - 275k
running out into a ice rink w/o skates, and tied to a tree
Rating: 4 : 4
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Is the light really green? - 56k - 100k
what happens if you "forget" to go when the light turns green?
Rating: 4 : 4
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Stupidy - 56k - 100k
tripping with a printer, milk over the head, and much more
Rating: 4 : 4
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Living Large (Fatty) - 56k - 275k
daniel + fat suit + people kickin his butt = funny
Rating: 4 : 4
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Power Wheelin' - 56k - 100k
getting pulled at about 30mph in a power wheels car.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Random Insanity - 56k - 100k
all kinds of insane actions from the moo crew.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Slapperoo! - 56k - 100k
when your bored, you begin to slap yourself.
Rating: 4 : 4
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The Wrong Order - 56k - 100k
when the order is wrong, throw it back.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Trash Can Bash 2 - 56k - 100k
beatings with aluminum trashcans.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Extreme Scootin' - 56k - 100k
off-road scooter adventure
Rating: 3 : 3
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Retard Keith - 56k - 100k
the adventures of a modern day "special" kid
Rating: 3 : 3
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Mad Humpin' - 56k - 100k
you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals *sings*
Rating: 4 : 4
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Boy Band Audition' - 56k
this was a "make the boy band" contest audition
Rating: 3 : 3
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Trash Can Bash - 56k - 100k
the original and unexpected trash can beatings
Rating: 4 : 4
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Old Navy Cow Beating - 100k
pissing off old navy employees w/ a cow costume on
Rating: 4 : 4
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Another Cow Beating - 100k
still pissing old navy employees off
Rating: 3 : 3
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Milk Guzzle - 56k - 100k
1 gallon of milk + 8 mins to drink = mass barfage
Rating: 4 : 4
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Buggy Steal - 200k
tryin to steal a buggy for personal enjoyment.....in a camaro...
Rating: 3 : 3
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Going Postal - 56k - 100k
our chat with the postal worker about "going postal"
Rating: 3 : 3
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Taxes Are Fun - 56k - 100k
making fun of people who waited to do their taxes
Rating: 3 : 3
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Free Chicken - 56k - 100k
harrassing drive thru people and scaring old lady in process
Rating: 4 : 4
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Drive Thru Dos - 56k - 100k
drive thru comedy
Rating: 4 : 4
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Drive Thru Fun - 56k - 100k
drive thru comedy
Rating: 4 : 4
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Drive Thru 3 - 56k - 100k
drive thru comedy
Rating: 4 : 4
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Computer Killer - 56k - 100k
when a computer pisses you off, kill it
Rating: 3 : 3
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Buggy Racin' - 56k - 100k
racing in buggies. Finish line? cash for cans building.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Drive By 1 - 56k - 100k
drive by. beat kid down. see reactions.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Drive By 2 - 56k - 100k
drive by again. beat kid down again. see reactions again.
Rating: 3 : 3
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This Gum Sucks - 100k
nick rebels against crappy gum while wearing cow costume.
Rating: 2 : 2
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Bush Leap - 56k - 100k
jared assassinates a bush.
Rating: 4 : 4
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Swing Jump - 56k - 100k
falling out of swing
Rating: 3 : 3
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Brandons Gimp Grind - 56k - 100k
brandon's freestyle walk routine
Rating: 3 : 3
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Ketchup Sucking - 56k - 100k
no.
Rating: 3 : 3
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Techno Dancin - 56k - 100k
no again.
Rating: 3 : 3
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Gimpy Grindin' - 100k
more freestyle walking
Rating: 4 : 4
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Pool Fall - 56k - 250k
skateboard and scoot into pool
Rating: 3 : 3
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Noodle Fest 2K1 - 56k - 100k
brandon and nick downing massive amounts of ramon noodles
Rating: 4 : 4
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Cow Fall - 1k - 2k
cow suit. fall. stuff like that
Rating: 3 : 3
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Cow Fall Continued - 3k - 4k
more cow suit. fall. stuff like that
Rating: 4 : 4
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Cow Fall Continued Again - 5k
and more cow suit. fall. stuff like that
Rating: 3 : 3
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Ice Cream Man - 56k - 100k
wow. we greet our new ice cream man from another country
Rating: 4 : 4
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Tejano Dancing - 56k - 100k
gettin crunk to meskin musak
Rating: 3 : 3
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SkateBoardin v1 - 56k - 100k
we learn to skate... kinda...
Rating: 3 : 3
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Buggy Hits Curb - 56k - 100k
some buggy + curbage
Rating: 4 : 4
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Playing On Hills - 56k - 100k
skating/rolling down grass hills
Rating: 3 : 3
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Big Security Man - 56k - 100k
pissin off the "big ol" elementary security guard
Rating: 3 : 3
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Weezin Da Juice - 56k - 100k
self explanatory for pauly shore fans
Rating: 3 : 3
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Blowin' Fire - 56k - 100k
drinking hair spray + lighter = fire mouth
Rating: 4 : 4
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Buggy Flippin' - 56k - 100k
david going over the edge in a buggy
Rating: 2 : 2
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Bush Battle - 56k - 100k
jared kills bush
Rating: 3 : 3
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Trash Bag Head - 56k - 100k
jared puts an elementary school cafeteria trash bag over his head....
Rating: 3 : 3
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