What is The Styk?
The Styk is a brand new, space aged carbon fiber looking, multi-purpose tool being brought to you by MilkMyCow.Com in it's efforts to better the world we all live in. You will never find another item as useful, affordable, and creative as The Styk! It's Fantastically Amazing! And you can only get it here! We at MilkMyCow.Com are the world's ONLY Licensed Vender IN THE WORLD! After years of research, The Styk is now available for consumer purchasing. Interested? Read on the learn all about The Styk!

What are some uses for The Styk?

    There are thousands of uses for The Styk! Listed are just a few.
 

Ancient Writing Utensil Animal Trainer Christmas Tree Gift  Letter Opener Artificial Legs or Arms Sundial Computer Repair Tool Grind Plates Belt or Shoes Clog Neighbors Tailpipe Knock Birds Out of Sky Floating Device Stay Protected Wedge Pole-vault Javelin Fishin' Pole (Extension) Antenna Halloween Costume Necklace Make Your Own Game! Play Fetch! Write in sand with it Repair Wholes in Wall Hood Ornament Make Wholes in Wall Play Hockey, Baseball Golf, Tennis, Archery Door Lock Pick Toilet Declogger Create Own Paper Trapeze Bar Mud on Shoe Remover Track Baton Pointer Cut Lumber Beat Up Siblings Pierce Your Own Ears!	Poker / Stoker Beater (Of Wife) TV Remote (Push TV) Door Jam Weed eater Painting Tool Tent Stake Put Icing On a Cake Q-Tip (Cloth Adapter) Toilet Paper Holder Hair Brush Ice Skates Music Wand Massage Wand See Saw Fire Pole Swing Seat Volleyball Posts Fencing (use as sword) Table / Chair Leg Car / Bike Brake Windshield Wiper Trip Rollerbladers Water Skis Snowboard Kite String Reel Snowman Arm Build a House Build a Tree Car Bumper Butter Knife Condiment Applier Flag Holder (Pole) Head/Back Scratcher Marshmallow Roaster Magician Wand Build a Fence Bookmark Earrings
Brandon, an actual Styk owner from Mesquite Texas, Talks about his experiences while using the incredible Styk!      "The Styck changed my life! It cleared up acne and got me a girlfriend for the first time in 4 years! It also aided in my quest to take over the world, which will conclude sometime this summer."
The Styk Can Also Be Used For -
Rail Road Track Graph Lines Scare Away Ghosts Replace a Birds Wing With The Styk Glasses Brain Surgery Tool Shovel or Ax Herd Cattle Milk Cows Make Air Holes In Hood Tweak Up Major Appliances Punch out Voter Card Holes  Attract Space Aliens Freeze It! Eat It! Stirring Rod Throw it at Your Monitor When EBay Loads Slow! Scientific Experimenter Make It Your Friend Guard A Crib Cheating Guide Deep Fry It! Make WebPages Poke Da' Baby To Brag You Have a longer than average styk Spare Plane Wing  Sleep with The Styk Suck it Trebek Gnaw On The Styk Eat For Lunch or Dinner But Not Breakfast Start a Garden Beat Up Car for Insurance Claim Great for Dieting	Attract A Monkey Or A Fat Chick Fly A Plane Resell It for Money Drive Shaft Repair Golf Course Divots Clear Your Wind Pipe Choke Goats Remove Bird Poop From Your Car Use in a "All Natural" Health Drink Or Malt High In Calcium / Fiber TV Antenna Wash Windows Build Spaceship Bake It! Drink It! Stir Up Angry Ants Floppy Disk Emergency Ejection Tool Increase Bass In Your Car Barbie Babysitting Tool Calendar Attract Women Poke Eye Out Fan Stopper Bridge Over Raging River Watch it Decay (Over 500+ Years) Kill It! Jam a Printer Power Supply Carve a Class Ring Glass Cutter Extension Cord Ward Off Vampires Wash Clothes
Another faithful stick user, Megan , gives credit to The Styk for successfully finding her lost doggy.      "One day, Last May, My crazy Dog, Well he ran away. Some people thought my dog was gay but he wasn't He just likes to play. But anyways, back to what I was about to say, I just told The Styk I lost my dog, and 30 minutes later, Boom! There was my dog! " Buy A Pair And Use Them For -  Drumsticks Numb Chucks Jungle Bars Ladder Goal Posts Rub Together For Fire Use The Styk To Poke -  Dead Animals People You Dislike Disgruntles Customers Dead People Ugly People Grandma Old Milk Jugs Old Stinky Trash Old Stinky People What Are You Waiting For?!? Purchase Yours TODAY! I Know Your asking, How Much? Many people would pay $30, $40, even $50 Dollars for such a revolutionary tool! But If You Act Now, The Styk Can be yours for only.. $3.99!   Order Now! Shipping and handling is only $1.01. To get Your Very Own Styk Send Cash, Check, Or Money Order For $5.00 to : The Amazing Stick Offer P.O. Box 852995 Mesquite, Tx 75185-2995