AssMaster

[AssMaster]

I am AssMaster. I am the master of all Ass. Everyone should fall to your knees and worship my greatness. I am the master of Ass!!!!!!!

[Ghetto C]

my ass is better

[AssMaster]

It might be, but I master it. I am AssMaster!!!

[Ghetto C]

i see that.... how exactly do you manage all the ass'?

[johnson]

by being a huge ass himself, he keeps all the little ones in check.... he might manage them, but i still tap them

[AssMaster]

Well. First off I gather all the Ass's that I master. Take an inventory. Then I rate them and put them in assending order(ex. 1..2..3..4..5) With 1 being the best. Them I master them. Because I am the AssMaster!!!

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by johnson
by being a huge ass himself, he keeps all the little ones in check.... he might manage them, but i still tap them

You only tap them if you have permission from the AssMaster. I am AssMaster. And I Master all the Ass!!!!

[johnson]

hey cocksucker.... you are gay, you are gay, you are gay..... get your dick out of your hand, and whipe your cum off your face...... go get a life, and quit talking...... then shoot yourself so you save me the trouble in doign so....

[nickbahh]

Ok this has gone too far. diaf please

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by johnson
hey cocksucker.... you are gay, you are gay, you are gay..... get your dick out of your hand, and whipe your cum off your face...... go get a life, and quit talking...... then shoot yourself so you save me the trouble in doign so....
AssMaster is not gay. No not Gay. AssMaster does not suck cock. He only masters Ass. And yes he might have his Dick in his hand, but it that not where it belongs?

[derekisdman]

AssMaster? You sound like a late night infomercial exercise product

[Ghetto C]

serisouly dude, stfu

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by AssMaster
...And yes he might have his Dick in his hand, but it that not where it belongs?

Hahaha!

Thats fucking hilarious. Its true too.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by derekisdman
AssMaster? You sound like a late night infomercial exercise product

AssMaster has yet to make it to late night infomercials. But rest assured this is the next step for AssMaster. AssMaster is the master of Ass!!!

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
Hahaha!

Thats fucking hilarious. Its true too.

Yes of course it is true!! I am AssMaster. Master of all Ass!!!

[Michael Fornal]

Hahha, I totally like this person. You can (and most definitely will, as you have shown) master my ass anyday.

[Automat0r]

Derek is the master of mass.

[derekisdman]

Mass my ass

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Hahha, I totally like this person. You can (and most definitely will, as you have shown) master my ass anyday.

I would like to get together to arrange so mastering of your Ass. I am AssMaster. I will Master Ass!!

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by AssMaster
I would like to get together to arrange so mastering of your Ass. I am AssMaster. I will Master Ass!!
I am the only master of his ass.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by smellyshelly
I am the only master of his ass.
Sorry smelly,

Mike has got a new AssMaster. Me!!! But if you would still like to have the right to use Mike's ass. Well I might allow it. As long as you understand that I am AssMaster. And that I master Ass!!!

[Iggy]

Originally posted by AssMaster
AssMaster is not gay. No not Gay. AssMaster does not suck cock. He only masters Ass. And yes he might have his Dick in his hand, but it that not where it belongs?

I am just taking a wild guess. If the Assmaster's dick doesn't belong in his hand, then does it belong in his ass?

[hondata]

worst thread ever

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Iggy
I am just taking a wild guess. If the Assmaster's dick doesn't belong in his hand, then does it belong in his ass?


I am master of all Ass. I am AssMaster!!!

* takes dick and slaps iggy accross for head*

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by Iggy
I am just taking a wild guess. If the Assmaster's dick doesn't belong in his hand, then does it belong in his ass?

I believe that if he is actually the AssMaster then his dick would belong it your ass.....cause your ass is his to master.

lol....AssMaster might be the funniest handle I've seen in a looooong time.

[johnson]

agrees... first off it needs to be in the intro section...

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by AssMaster
I am master of all Ass. I am AssMaster!!!

* takes dick and slaps iggy accross for head*lolzbeat

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
I believe that if he is actually the AssMaster then his dick would belong it your ass.....cause your ass is his to master.

lol....AssMaster might be the funniest handle I've seen in a looooong time.
I am AssMaster. But my dick does not belong in anyone's ass. AssMaster just Masters Ass, he does not penetrate Ass.

I am AssMaster!!!

[hondata]

diaf

[Automat0r]

Assmaster=Iggy.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Automat0r
Assmaster=Iggy.
No. AssMaster=AssMaster. AssMaster=Master of all Ass.

I am AssMaster. I master all Ass!!!

[Automat0r]

Assmaster=Iggy.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Automat0r
Assmaster=Iggy.

*pulls out dick and prepares to dick whip Automat0r. Stops. Smiles. Walks away*

[Automat0r]

Originally posted by AssMaster
*pulls out dick and prepares to dick whip Automat0r. Stops. Smiles. Walks away*

How's the GF 'n stuff man?

[Final Fantasy]

Originally posted by AssMaster
I would like to get together to arrange so mastering of your Ass. I am AssMaster. I will Master Ass!!OMFG! Quit reffering to yourself in third person please. And you said you aint gay? Hah! Fucking dumbass.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Final Fantasy
OMFG! Quit reffering to yourself in third person please. And you said you aint gay? Hah! Fucking dumbass.
*Pulls out dick hits Final Fantasy in forhead. Washes Dick. Repeats*

I am AssMaster. I will Master all Ass!!!

[Final Fantasy]

Originally posted by AssMaster
*Pulls out dick hits Final Fantasy in forhead. Washes Dick. Repeats*

I am AssMaster. I will Master all Ass!!!*Pulls out Colt 45 and shoots the dick clean off. Then shoves it in AssMaster's Ass.*

*Notices it doesn't go in because it is less than 2 inches.* Damn

[flychick]

Like I actually find this a little funny but I'm a little scared/confused. Hey "Assmaster, what makes you the assmaster because we don't know any of the girls/maybe guys you know that could prove you right on this one. tehe
I'm not gonna lie, I'm curious what other people you know have to say.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
Like I actually find this a little funny but I'm a little scared/confused. Hey "Assmaster, what makes you the assmaster because we don't know any of the girls/maybe guys you know that could prove you right on this one. tehe
I'm not gonna lie, I'm curious what other people you know have to say.
Assmaster is not here to scare. Only here to Master Ass. Knowing girls or guys whom Ass I have Mastered will not help you understand. Understanding Assmaster only comes with submitting Ass to AssMaster. Much like MikeFornal did.


I am AssMaster. AssMaster will master all Asses!!!

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Final Fantasy
*Pulls out Colt 45 and shoots the dick clean off. Then shoves it in AssMaster's Ass.*

*Notices it doesn't go in because it is less than 2 inches.* Damn
It does not go in not because of the shortness. I beleive it is the gerbil that stops the forward progression. But thanks for trying.

I am AssMaster!!!

[User Name]

Hello, Mr. Master.

[Iggy]

Funny handle but you are getting really annoying.

(predicts)

Assmaster is not annoying. Assmaster is the master of all ass.

******************

Hey I guess that you would have to be an ass to be the master of one.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[flychick]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Assmaster is not here to scare. Only here to Master Ass. Knowing girls or guys whom Ass I have Mastered will not help you understand. Understanding Assmaster only comes with submitting Ass to AssMaster. Much like MikeFornal did.


I am AssMaster. AssMaster will master all Asses!!!
Alright, Alright, Alright.....

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by User Name
Hello, Mr. Master.
AssMaster give you his salutations.

[Keith Brown]

I have to admit. Every time I read this thread I laugh.


One of the better threads that mmc has had in the last few months.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Iggy
Funny handle but you are getting really annoying.

(predicts)

Assmaster is not annoying. Assmaster is the master of all ass.

******************

Hey I guess that you would have to be an ass to be the master of one.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

*Acts confused do to the fact that previous dick whip did not silence Iggy*

[flychick]

I know right. I just didn't want to admit it. I love randomness.

[User Name]

Originally posted by AssMaster
AssMaster give you his salutations.

And I salute you.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
I have to admit. Every time I read this thread I laugh.


One of the better threads that mmc has had in the last few months.
Assmaster is glad the KeithBrown is amused and offers his salutations to KeithBrown.


I am AssMaster.

[oakcliffgirl]

you are stupid... diaf NOW! and if you say anything back like.. "i am the ass master" I will throw a very sharp pencil at you >_<

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by oakcliffgirl
you are stupid... diaf NOW! and if you say anything back like.. "i am the ass master" I will throw a very sharp pencil at you >_<

Honestly....this whole diaf thing.....what the hell does it mean?

Die In A Fire?
DIe Ass Fucker?
Dick And Asshole Fucker?


Stupid secret language

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by oakcliffgirl
you are stupid... diaf NOW! and if you say anything back like.. "i am the ass master" I will throw a very sharp pencil at you >_<
I am the AssMaster!!!

*Catch pencil. Uses it to write nasty note to oakcliffgirl*

[AssMaster²]

I find great amusement from this thread. I like the AssMaster.

[flychick]

Welcome AssMaster to MMC.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by smellyshelly
I find great amusement from this thread. I like the AssMaster.
And AssMaster likes smellyshelly. He offers her salutations also.

I am AssMaster. Master of all Ass.

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Assmaster is glad the KeithBrown is amused and offers his salutations to KeithBrown.


I am AssMaster.

Salutations and greetings my friend. Any friend to the ass is a friend of mine. Mine ass, that is.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
Welcome AssMaster to MMC.
Thanks to flychick03. AssMaster salutes you.

I am AssMaster!

[flychick]

Since you are the AssMaster, do you have a "mastered ass?" (perfect one)
Oh and by the way...can you post a pic of yourself...even if your ass isn't in it?

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
Salutations and greetings my friend. Any friend to the ass is a friend of mine. Mine ass, that is.
While I am a friend of the Ass. I also Master the Ass. This must not be forgotten.

I am AssMaster.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
Since you are the AssMaster, do you have a "mastered ass?" (perfect one)
Oh and by the way...can you post a pic of yourself...even if your ass isn't in it?

AssMaster's ass is not all that. That is the reason for my mastery of other's Ass. I am not yet ready to reveal my idenity to the world yet. But rest assured AssMaster will be seen oneday. AssMaster will not be forgotten.

I am AssMaster.

[flychick]

Does that mean ur ugly?

[Ghetto C]

this is getting kind of annoying.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
Does that mean ur ugly?
AssMaster does not think he is ugly. Here is a pic of AssMaster. You Decide.

I am AssMaster.

[flychick]

Like everyone on here has displayed a pic of themselves for everybody. I'd appreciate a pic....I don't know bout ya'll?

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
Like everyone on here has displayed a pic of themselves for everybody. I'd appreciate a pic....I don't know bout ya'll?Done. AssMaster tells you to refer to AssMaster's previous post.

I am AssMaster.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Ghetto C
this is getting kind of annoying.
AssMaster apoligizes to Ghetto C. AssMaster's intention are not to annoy, just to Master Ass.

I am AssMaster.

[oakcliffgirl]

well... you are annoying... I am sorry.. but you are.. if you don't want to be so annoying... then don't repeat yourself like a retard... Just a suggestion...

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by oakcliffgirl
well... you are annoying... I am sorry.. but you are.. if you don't want to be so annoying... then don't repeat yourself like a retard... Just a suggestion...

If oakcliffgirl is annoyed. She should refrain from reading topic. AssMaster offers salutations to oakcliffgirl in hope to earn her acceptance.

I am AssMaster.

[oakcliffgirl]

eh... fine.. whatever.. hello "AssMaster" welcome to mmc... I am still a little annoyed by you... but at least you aren't being a DUMBass like Johnson...

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by oakcliffgirl
eh... fine.. whatever.. hello "AssMaster" welcome to mmc... I am still a little annoyed by you... but at least you aren't being a DUMBass like Johnson...

AssMaster is also not a fan of Johnson....

I am AssMaster.

[flychick]

hmm

[oakcliffgirl]

Cool... you made it off of my "ppl to drop-kick" list...

[flychick]

lol. I just think it's funny.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by oakcliffgirl
Cool... you made it off of my "ppl to drop-kick" list...
That is good. AssMaster does not enjoy getting drop-Kicked. AssMaster only enjoys Mastering Ass.

[Ghetto C]

will you please stop referering to yourself as AssMaster and saying AssMaster this and AssMaster that.... i seriously just took 5 tylenol cuz you gave me that bad of a headache

[Jared]

I dont think he can stop.

He cannot stop being assmaster, the master of ass. Assmaster will master all ass.

lol

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Ghetto C
will you please stop referering to yourself as AssMaster and saying AssMaster this and AssMaster that.... i seriously just took 5 tylenol cuz you gave me that bad of a headache

No. Sorry. I am AssMaster. Tylenol is good for you.

I am AssMaster.

[angelLkj]

"AssMaster",


Originally posted by johnson
go get a life, and quit talking...... then shoot yourself so you save me the trouble in doign so....
:agreed: And for the love stop fucking refering to yourself in the third person. It makes you looking like a Jackass. Oh by the way, Hi and Diaf. Thanks.

This thread however did make me :chuckle: .

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by angelLkj
"AssMaster",


:agreed: And for the love stop fucking refering to yourself in the third person. It makes you looking like a Jackass. Oh by the way, Hi and Diaf. Thanks.

This thread however did make me :chuckle: .AssMaster is glad you are amused. AssMaster wishes you could have just left it at that, instead of including all the harshness. But despite the harshness, AssMaster will continue to Master Ass.

[Ghetto C]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK KKKKKKKKKK

[derekisdman]

Shouldn't ass master be out mastering ass instead of wasting ass masters time talking about mastering ass?

[angelLkj]

Originally posted by derekisdman
Shouldn't ass master be out mastering ass instead of wasting ass masters time talking about mastering ass?:agreed: Then we also, wouldn't have to deal with someone who refers to themselves in the third person. :)

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by derekisdman
Shouldn't ass master be out mastering ass instead of wasting ass masters time talking about mastering ass?
AssMaster is in the process of gathering Ass to Master. I wish to Master the Ass of this forum.

I am AssMaster.

[hondata]

*waits for random mod to check ip address and match to current forum member

[Keith Brown]

You guys are bothered by him talking in the third person....yet I'm sure we all agree that the Rock kicks an ample amount of ass and he built himself on talking in the third person.


I wish I could honestly get myself to talk in the third person at work, it would be hilarious!

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
You guys are bothered by him talking in the third person....yet I'm sure we all agree that the Rock kicks an ample amount of ass and he built himself on talking in the third person.


I wish I could honestly get myself to talk in the third person at work, it would be hilarious!
AssMaster once again thanks KeithBrown for his kind words. KeithBrown is worthy of AssMastery.

I am the AssMaster. All Ass will be Mastered.

[angelLkj]

Originally posted by AssMaster
I am the AssMaster. All Ass will be Mastered.
YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMBASS. STOP SAYING HOW YOU MASTER ASS. Cuz personally i doubt it. I think you just wish you did.

[Michael Fornal]

Michael Fornal personally greatly enjoys the company of the master of all ass. I only can hope you contine mastering my, and many others', asses for a long time to come.

Pun intended. If there was one. It ended with the word come and was talking about ass, so it has to be there.

Anyways, carry on, soldier.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by angelLkj
YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMBASS. STOP SAYING HOW YOU MASTER ASS. Cuz personally i doubt it. I think you just wish you did.
Doo-Shay? Yeah that is the word AssMaster wants to use. Quit being a mean Doo-Shay bag.

I am the AssMaster.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Michael Fornal personally greatly enjoys the company of the master of all ass. I only can hope you contine mastering my, and many others', asses for a long time to come.

Pun intended. If there was one. It ended with the word come and was talking about ass, so it has to be there.

Anyways, carry on, soldier.

Michael Fornal is gentleman and a scholar. And AssMaster hope he can rest at ease knowing that AssMaster does not plan on stopping Mastering Ass for a long time to cum.

I am the AssMaster

[sleepybloom]

This thread has made me *Chuckle* emencly(sp?)..
Though some of the repetiveness(sp?) by the AssMaster is annoying, ya get used to it, after while... Best of luck with the whole Mastering of Asses!
:chuckle:

[oakcliffgirl]

Originally posted by angelLkj
YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMBASS. STOP SAYING HOW YOU MASTER ASS. Cuz personally i doubt it. I think you just wish you did.

Go away. '_'

[thealmightytama]

Originally posted by !@#$%
*waits for random mod to check ip address and match to current forum member
*agrees with everything !@#$%'s said thus far*

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by sleepybloom
This thread has made me *Chuckle* emencly(sp?)..
Though some of the repetiveness(sp?) by the AssMaster is annoying, ya get used to it, after while... Best of luck with the whole Mastering of Asses!
:chuckle:

AssMaster thanks you for your kind words and offers you his salutaions. The Mastering of Ass is not an easy task, but if AssMastering is worked hard at, it is very rewarding. AssMaster does not want to be annoying, but AssMaster can not change who he is. AssMaster hopes that everyone will grow to accept him and his AssMastering ways.

I am the AssMaster.

[Kevin]

Kevin is the AssMaster.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Kevin
Kevin is the AssMaster.
Kevin can not be the AssMaster. There is only one AssMaster. And I am he. So you may aspire to be the AssMaster, but AssMastering is something you will never attain.

I am the AssMaster

[Kevin]

Kevin IS the AssMaster.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Kevin
Kevin IS the AssMaster.
AssMaster is getting aggravated.

There can only be one.

*Prepares to administer the dick wip*

[Kevin]

Kevin is the Assmaster Kevin he is.

[Automat0r]

I plan to master this fine mexicans chicks ass here in..an hour.

I am the Ass master.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Kevin
Kevin is the Assmaster Kevin he is.
*Administers the infamous dick wip*

[Kevin]

AssMaster Kevin is Assmaster

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Kevin
AssMaster Kevin is Assmaster

Kevin, AssMaster see that you are an adamant character. But it take more to be an AssMaster than just claiming to be the AssMaster. You must have the handle also. And I the AssMaster have the AssMaster handle, it would seem that I am the AssMaster.

I am the AssMaster. AssMaster will master all Asses.

[flychick]

It's like an alliteration. Or not exactly it reminds me of one cause I keep reading the same words over and over again. I'm so glad I'm not in English right now.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
It's like an alliteration. Or not exactly it reminds me of one cause I keep reading the same words over and over again. I'm so glad I'm not in English right now.

AssMaster must agree. English is a class that AssMaster never liked. Although AssMaster has considered writing a book on AssMastery.

I am the Master of Asses.

[oakcliffgirl]

lolzbeat

[Final Fantasy]

Welcome to MCC ASSFucker, oops, AssMaster!! Before you post agina please review this infomerciall and learn from it view here (http://www.mindlessforum.com/posting/).

[DoorKnob]

ass master was annoying as fuck so i put him on ignore... peace beeotch... now i don't have to see those gay posts

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Final Fantasy
Welcome to MCC ASSFucker, oops, AssMaster!! Before you post agina please review this infomerciall and learn from it view here ('http://"http://www.mindlessforum.com/posting/"').AssMaster reviewed the infomercial. AssMaster thought it was lame. AssMaster has nothing more to say about the subject.

I am the AssMaster.

[Kevin]

I am the AssBlaster.

[hondata]

Originally posted by DoorKnob
ass master was annoying as fuck so i put him on ignore... peace beeotch... now i don't have to see those gay posts

good idea. it worked. awesome. :)

[AssMaster]

Well I am done with the 3rd person bull shit, it is amazing how people can get so angry over something as trivial as that. I think people take shit a little to serious. I mean everybody was calling me a faggot and threating to shoot me. What is the point of being so harsh? I was just fucking around. Anyway 3rd person AssMaster is retiring. I am not 1st person AssMaster for the remainder of time here. Unless I get run off..

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Well I am done with the 3rd person bull shit, it is amazing how people can get so angry over something as trivial as that. I think people take shit a little to serious. I mean everybody was calling me a faggot and threating to shoot me. What is the point of being so harsh? I was just fucking around. Anyway 3rd person AssMaster is retiring. I am not 1st person AssMaster for the remainder of time here. Unless I get run off..

Dude, seriously. People on here tend to take shit entirely to seriously sometimes. Its funny.

I, however, enjoyed the assmastery third person persona...it was hilarious. Most people dont know how to lighten up around here anymore, they've spent their time trying to run off all the newbs for too long.

Salutations and greetings are what you shall receive from me.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
Dude, seriously. People on here tend to take shit entirely to seriously sometimes. Its funny.

I, however, enjoyed the assmastery third person persona...it was hilarious. Most people dont know how to lighten up around here anymore, they've spent their time trying to run off all the newbs for too long.

Salutations and greetings are what you shall receive from me.

I appreciate the kind words. I enjoyed being third person AssMaster, even if it did piss a few people off. I could care less who I piss off. I like that a few people were amused and have a feeling that the people that were acting all pissed laughed a little too. But anyways. Keith Brown, MichaelFornal, Smelly Shelly, flychick03, oakcliffgirl are all pretty cool so far. Well just one last time.

I am the AssMaster. AssMaster will master all Ass!!!

[AssMaster²]

Aww, I thought the third person assmastering and dick whips across the face were funny. Oh well, welcome to MMC!

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by smellyshelly
Aww, I thought the third person a assmastering and dick whips across the face were funny. Oh well, welcome to MMC!
Thanks. And you are awsome. And you are quoting me in your little thinger ma bobber under your post. How cool is that. Doo-shay bag is a good word.

[Jared]

Welcome to MMC.

How did you find out about the site, where are you from?

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Jared
Welcome to MMC.

How did you find out about the site, where are you from?Thanks for the welcome. I am from East Texas. Used to live in Arlington though. My friend told me about the site. But do to my overwhelming popularity(sarcasm) I do not want to say who. I would hate to bring him down by association :damnit:

[angelLkj]

We probably wouldn't hate him/her. Just maye you. However, if you stop talking in the freakin third person like you say you are gonna, I just might stop disliking you.

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Thanks for the welcome. I am from East Texas. Used to live in Arlington though. My friend told me about the site. But do to my overwhelming popularity(sarcasm) I do not want to say who. I would hate to bring him down by association :damnit:

They wont hate me.

You guys would like him if you didnt try running off all the 'newbs'.

He rules all sorts of ass. (hahaaha..I typed that and then realized that he posts as the ass master and that he masters the ass and I said he ruled all sorts of ass...heh)

Anyways. He kicks ass. Be nice to him. Play nice, kids.

[Ghetto C]

we all hate you now keith. sorry.

[Keith Brown]

damn the luck, huh?

Well as soon as you guys found out that I had this huge, infected boil growing out of the side of my left cheek you would all be either strangely attracted to it or freaked out by it.

Now I dont have to take a saw to it and cut it off....I mean shit, its like an oversized golfball...I cant even see out of that eye anymore, its crazy.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Ghetto C
we all hate you now keith. sorry.
Don't hate Keith. Keith is a badass..Seriously. For everyone to hate me so and for this to be such a lame ass thread, it seems to be doing well with the number of responses.

[Ghetto C]

OMG! you didnt refer to yourself in third person, ITS A MIRACLE!

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Ghetto C
OMG! you didnt refer to yourself in third person, ITS A MIRACLE!
I have not been refering to myself in third person all day. But thank anyway I guess. :rolleyes:

[oakcliffgirl]

I think you are pretty cool so far too "AssMaster"
I don't hate Keith.. I thank him for bring another awesome person, like him and Mike, on mmc...

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by oakcliffgirl
I think you are pretty cool so far too "AssMaster"
I don't hate Keith.. I thank him for bring another awesome person, like him and Mike, on mmc...
Thanks. Keith and Mike are badasses. We go back a long ways :cool:

[AssMaster²]

Mike is a sexy man beast.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by smellyshelly
Mike is a sexy man beast.

Nod doubt. No doubt. I can not count the times that I have had beastial encounters with Mike. He is such a Man Whore.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

I like the serious you, because the old you was only good for three or four pages of entertainment...and by page six I was considering forcing a large, blunt object (such as a remote control, or a cell phone) into my eye sockets.

I still cringe at your little grammatical and spelling errors, but I'm obsessive compulsive like that...so pay no attention to me. Welcome to the site and whatnot. Hope you have a jolly good time here.

Oh, and the people who were seriously getting pissed off (like, say, FinalFantasy and that AngelLkj person)...well, I don't know what I want to say to you. I just figured, since it was such an odd reaction, that I had to address it somehow. However, now that I've brought it up, I can't think of an appropriate conclusion...so um. Hm.

-JP

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
I like the serious you, because the old you was only good for three or four pages of entertainment...and by page six I was considering forcing a large, blunt object (such as a remote control, or a cell phone) into my eye sockets.

I still cringe at your little grammatical and spelling errors, but I'm obsessive compulsive like that...so pay no attention to me. Welcome to the site and whatnot. Hope you have a jolly good time here.

Oh, and the people who were seriously getting pissed off (like, say, FinalFantasy and that AngelLkj person)...well, I don't know what I want to say to you. I just figured, since it was such an odd reaction, that I had to address it somehow. However, now that I've brought it up, I can't think of an appropriate conclusion...so um. Hm.

-JP

Ummm. Thanks I guess. You seem like a nice guy. Appreciate the kind words. I can't say I can blame for the blunt object to the eye. I was getting tired of it myself.

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
Dude, seriously. People on here tend to take shit entirely to seriously sometimes. Its funny.

.duh? its the internet, everything should be taken seriously. if someone says theyre gunna kill me over the internet that means theyre for real.-jared guynes

[flychick]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Ummm. Thanks I guess. You seem like a nice guy. Appreciate the kind words. I can't say I can blame for the blunt object to the eye. I was getting tired of it myself.
That's good to know. :)

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
That's good to know. :)
:wink:

[Kevin]

I am the AssMaster

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Kevin
I am the AssMaster

Kevin is now the AssMaster. I guess that makes me Kevin. So whatever!!!:)

[Kevin]

=].

[flychick]

ya'll can form an AssMaster team or cult.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
ya'll can form an AssMaster team or cult.
An AssMaster Cult sounds like a wonderful idea. We could so drink Koo-aid,shave our heads, and collect weapons. So I guess we got Kevin, anymore takers?

[Final Fantasy]

I will take asian ass in a few minutes. Ich bin die AssMaster von MMC!!!

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Final Fantasy
I will take asian ass in a few minutes. Ich bin die AssMaster von MMC!!!

Hope the asian ass worked out for you. And as for the other stuff you said ...uh..ok...I guess. If you were being a dick..well...ok..to that to...considering I had no fucking clue what you were talking about.

[Kevin]

its ok, noone does

[flychick]

you know what they say about asians?

[AssMaster]

What do they say about asians? That they get better grades than whiteys and are more likely to succeed? And they breed like f-ing rabbits? Or are you talking about their women havine sideways vaginas?

[flychick]

I just heard the females were tighter thats all. And the guys were usually smaller.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
I just heard the females were tighter thats all. And the guys were usually smaller.
My wife is asian. She is not tighter, but her pussie is sideways. I got her in the mail. She is a mail order bride. It is awsome.

[AssMaster]

I just reread this whole thread. This was good times for me. It makes me remeber why I think Final Fantasy is a fucking cunt. If I ever meat him I am gonna nut in his koo-laid. I sorta miss talking in third person. Alas, I guess this is just part of my past and shit :(

[flychick]

lol. Reminiscing or however u spell it. Good times.

[flychick]

Originally posted by AssMaster
My wife is asian. She is not tighter, but her pussie is sideways. I got her in the mail. She is a mail order bride. It is awsome.
Oh, really? I just saw this response. It's kinda old.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
Oh, really? I just saw this response. It's kinda old.
Yes really. No Lie.

[flychick]

Thats fabtasticallysuperifficallyfabulous.

[Jenny]

dang.. you'll reply to ANYTHING

[James]

JennAy = playa hata?

[flychick]

Originally posted by Jenny
dang.. I try to pick on you to make myself feel better.

I noticed.

[derekisdman]

Jenny is funny

[Jenny]

Originally posted by flychick03
I noticed.
I don't pick on you to make myself feel better... I pick on you because I find it fun and amusing for myself. :)

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Jenny
I don't pick on you to make myself feel better... I pick on you because I find it fun and amusing for myself. :)

Seems to me that Jenny sorta owns Brittany, no matter how much post whore...i mean brittany post.

[derekisdman]

Why Brittany and not like, Jared or something?

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by derekisdman
Why Brittany and not like, Jared or something?
Jared seems to be gone.


P.S. I like flychick. I just joke around with her. She seems to set herself up a lot. No hard feeling Flychick?

[Jenny]

Originally posted by AssMaster
P.S. I like flychick. I just joke around with her. She seems to set herself up a lot.
same here :) I've got no real problem with her.. it's just too dern easy

[derekisdman]

She's just too fly of a chick to deserve that kind of treatment

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by derekisdman
She's just too fly of a chick to deserve that kind of treatment
Ha ha. That is funny that you say that, considering her name is flychick and shit. Man that almost seems like you meant to that.

[flychick]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Jared seems to be gone.


P.S. I like flychick. I just joke around with her. She seems to set herself up a lot. No hard feeling Flychick?
I guess I'm just one of those people sometimes (A lot of the time.) I knew that already. :)

[flychick]

Originally posted by derekisdman
She's just too fly of a chick to deserve that kind of treatment
Thanks for the thought. :tumble:

[Jenny]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Ha ha. That is funny that you say that, considering her name is flychick and shit. Man that almost seems like you meant to that.

how keen of him

*edit* hey... wasnt there a game a long time ago that was called Keen? or the guy's name was Keen? or something?

[Jonathan_again]

Are you talking about Keeno?

[Jenny]

Originally posted by Jonathan_again
Are you talking about Keeno?
maybe!

wait.. you're not talking about Keno.. the gambling thing, are you?

[Jonathan_again]

I'm not talking about Keno, I'm talking about Keeno.

[Jenny]

with the little guy that ran around and had to find osmething? crap.. I can picture it... argh.

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by Jonathan_again
I'm not talking about Keno, I'm talking about Keeno.

Keno?

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/oozepix/ooze44.jpg

[AssMaster]

Keeno, who gives a shit about Keeno,Keno, or Kenya. Get back on topic,

Wait what is the point of this topic?

[flychick]

Your AssMastering skills I thought.

[hondata]

Originally posted by flychick03
Your AssMastering skills I thought.


flychick03 wants her ass mastered by the assmaster obviously.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Keanu Reeves?

Christopher Reeve?

Are y'all making fun of dead cripples? You're going to hell.

-JP

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
Keanu Reeves?

Christopher Reeve?

Are y'all making fun of dead cripples? You're going to hell.

-JP
See ya there. Want to play bingo? Brimstone bingo?

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by !@#$%
flychick03 wants her ass mastered by the assmaster obviously.
Consider it done.

[flychick]

Great.............I guess someone snuck the 6 shots of Vodka in. my lemonade.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
Great.............I guess someone snuck the 6 shots of Vodka in. my lemonade.

Don't act like you dont want it. I am fixing to cast your ass to the side and move on to master another. Don't be perpetrating. Shit . Bitch. You need to know when you got a good thing and shit.

[flychick]

I thought u were telling me to take a shit. I read it wrong. lol

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
I thought u were telling me to take a shit. I read it wrong. lol
AssMaster thinks you need to learn to read. AssMaster hates to master illiterate ass.

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by AssMaster
AssMaster thinks you need to learn to read. AssMaster hates to master illiterate ass.
http://www.don-thomas.com/donthomas.gif




So when I googled AssMaster....I saw the first picture, and it isn't what I expected (it's not don thomas)

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
http://www.don-thomas.com/donthomas.gif




So when I googled AssMaster....I saw the first picture, and it isn't what I expected (it's not don thomas)
Dude,
That is seriously awsome. Those are really my hands pinching that dudes nipples.

[flychick]

How come no one ever writes in a different color?

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by flychick03
How come no one ever writes in a different color?
can you perminantly set it as a default?

[flychick]

I was actually going to look into that. I wouldn't mind writing in red, if i didn't have to change it everytime.

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by flychick03
I was actually going to look into that. I wouldn't mind writing in red, if i didn't have to change it everytime.
which is why i write in black.

[flychick]

It's obvious. I was just seeing if anyone would say a differerent reason.

[AssMaster]

This is another pointless post by AssMaster, to keep his thread on top.

[flychick]

Of course...

[AssMaster]

......:).......

[Fidel]

Originally posted by Jenny
how keen of him

*edit* hey... wasnt there a game a long time ago that was called Keen? or the guy's name was Keen? or something?
that motherfucker had a pogo stick too!

[Jenny]

he did?!!

[NOFX13]

hahaa commander keen

i tottaly forgot about that game

[AssMaster]

Back on top, where the AssMaster belongs.

[Jenny]

interesting

[AssMaster]

No doubt.

[flychick]

There he goes again. Oops, I just helped the cause.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
There he goes again. Oops, I just helped the cause.
What is that supposed to mean?

[flychick]

Well, just that you want your Assmaster thread to stay. And, I must say, it has done a good job staying on the top.

[nickbahh]

jusy sticky it and be done with it

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by nickbah04
jusy sticky it and be done with it
I can not sticky it. I never have that many points, and it seems that, that option is never for sale.

[flychick]

I felt generous, so I think I stickied it for you.

[AssMaster]

Thank you. I take back half of the times I was mean to you. Really, I do.

[flychick]

Just half?

[AssMaster²]

Bump.

[derekisdman]

Heh well done, the assmastering must go on.

[AssMaster]

Hey Everyone!!! It is me, tha original AssMaster. Good times.

[Magita]

assmaster more like assmaster superscript 2 lite

[AssMaster²]

You are so smart with your long words and stuff. God damn College kids with their long words making me feel r-tarded. I am good at math though. Anyone want to argue algerbra as opposed to all this grammar bullshit.

[Magita]

I'm sorry you feel inadequate. :(

[AssMaster²]

Me too. I got a decent size packeage though.

[Magita]

I don't. ;___;

[AssMaster²]

No, I know that you are a vagina now and not a penis.

[Magita]

You don't know that.

[AssMaster²]

I do to. You told me. So now I know. You be a wo-man.

[Magita]

you make me feel

YOU MAKE ME FEEL

you make me feel like a natural wooooman

[AssMaster²]

Ummmm. Ok. Magita you are sort of a post whore like me and Trent. And sort of like flychick, but you are not annoying.

[Magita]

I'm making up for not being here the entire summer.

[Keith Brown]

I would like to try to fit my own ballsack into my own butthole....I think it might be erotic and turn me on.



...fyi of course.

[AssMaster²]

If I ever quit MMC, this thread will be my legacy. To me it was greatness, I wish someone else would come to MMC and make an Intro like mine.

[Keith Brown]

It was funny as shit when everybody hated you cause you were 'mastering their asses' and shit. It was hilarious. Then once you stopped everybody liked you and shit.

[AssMaster²]

Not everyone hated me. A few people got a kick out of it. The people that were getting pissed were the one the were resisting my AssMastering skills.


Bitchs is all they are.


*Cock Slaps Bitchs*

[AssMaster²]

Bumpity Bump bump bump.

[NOFX13]

cause hes bummmp in the nite

[AssMaster²]

Bump again. This is my MMC legacy. I owned all you bitches from the get go.

[derekisdman]

If only you still talked like you once did; it would be so much better.

[AssMaster²]

It was sort of bitch to keep up that persona.

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by derekisdman@Mar 4 2005, 02:04 PM
If only you still talked like you once did; it would be so much better.

267866


He's been talking like that in real life for the past 6 years.

[derekisdman]

In that case I'll add assmaster on my people to meet list

[AssMaster²]

KDG sux buffalo balls. For realz.



Oh and bump.

[AssMaster²]

Bizump

[uramysterysponge101]

whats up peeps?

[AssMaster²]

I hate you.

[uramysterysponge101]

whats up everybody???

[AssMaster²]

I hate you more that I hate blacks.

[AssMaster²]

Been over a month since this tread has had a bump.

[petepro]

after reading this thread I'll stick around. Funny stuff AssMaster.... the master of all ass

[AssMaster²]

In that case welcome.