Dog vs. Cat

[Megan]

Which pet do you prefer?

[hondata]

dog. ez.

[nana]

dog. im allergic to cats :(

[hondata]

koala bear.

[Trent Steel]

i want both though.

[hondata]

I'd like a pet beaver.

[derekisdman]

I love both, but you can do more with a dog and they are much more loyal etc.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

God, this poll is such a shit.
Seriously, what a shit poll.
This guy might like it:
http://www.dogma-movie.com/pics/strip/images/golgothansm.jpg
Because it's shit.
Nobody else likes it, because nobody likes shit.
Ugh, this is so shit.
Where's the option for "I don't like shit polls"?
Come up with something original, and leave the shit at the door.

-JP

[derekisdman]

wowwwwwwwww that guy is awesome what's he from?

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Dogma.

-JP

[Keith Brown]

Dogs.

Cats are worthless, unloyal, uncaring, stingy, loner animals.

Worthless as pets.

[Michael Fornal]

I likie dogs.

But I like kittens, too.. not as much as dogs, though. And the problem with kittens is that they grow into cats, which I dislike quite a bit.

[AssMaster²]

:agreed: I am with the fucking retard that posted previous to mine. He is so fucking stupid. He is just a stupid fucking stupid ass fucker. He is just a fucking stupid ass fuck.

[Michael Fornal]

I will sooo bite off your upper lip, you queef slut.

[AssMaster²]

Why? I was agreeing with you.

[Keith Brown]

He has strange fetishes.


It scares me sometimes.

[derekisdman]

I should have known that searching for that shit guy in google with "shit man" and clicking on the first link would bring me to porno :/

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Gotta love Kevin Smith. I believe he's the only guy that could incorporate a giant rubber poop monster in a film about the Catholic church.

-JP

[derekisdman]

David Lynch could probably find a way to do it :P

[flychick]

Derek..u postwhore the useless polls section..well done.

[derekisdman]

Listen here you hot fly chick, me and JP were simply discussion directorial efforts of various directors. You commenting on postwhoring is much more of a whore post than I have done! (besides this message commenting on your comments of my postwhoring)

[flychick]

Thank you then.

[clear_iris]

never owned a cat.

dogs all the way.

this is Tara Dawg.

[Michael Fornal]

Haha, he looks terrified. Not exactly one of those dogs that likes to be held.

[hondata]

unanimous.

[brandon-n]

at my parents office, they got a big ass great dane.

it was kinda acting weird, and it growled at someone.

the next day, it ate the shetland pony they had out there ....... like, literally.. was ripping its guts out.

dogs are gay. they bark and shit 2 much. and jump all over u.

im not really an animal fan @ all, but id prefer cat over dog. they mind their own business, u dont have to let them out, or listen to them bark, or put up w any shit.

[Michael Fornal]

Ass. Way to ruin the shut out. :/

[hondata]

ok, who voted cat? they should be banned unless it's brandon, and we don't have the resources for a coup d'etat. =

[brandon-n]

duh it was me read what i wrote lol.

make dogs not eat purdy ponys. and id pick them

[Magita]

Great Danes are the best dogs ever.

[brandon-n]

tell that to the pony.

[James]

I'm gonna have to agree with Brandon.

Forgive me for being late to the thread, but cats are superior to dogs in every way.

Cats are clean, quiet, pimp, agile, SMART, and just plain freaking cool. Plus they stay out of the way for the most part, dont hound you, etc. Cats may not be as social as dogs but domesticated cats are very social. Just because they dont lick you and hump your leg and jump on you constantly isnt a bad thing. They can be very cuddly/cutesy too

Plus cats are just pimp natural hunters. I mean look at wild cats and the large cats like tigers and whatnot. Every one of those little characteristics of lions and tigers are in the everyday house cat. Stick the average house cat outside in the grass and watch it 'hunt' for something and it's like a mini-tiger our there. Mega-kewl.

Dont get me wrong, dogs are neat too and really lovable/fun, but cats are just 10x more pimp.

[brandon-n]

my moms cat has literally like never hissed. its the most chill cat in the world, its always laying on u and just purring, and then it stands on its back legs and begs for food when ur eating @ table.

jason shaws cast is a pimp 2, its ALWAYS sneaking around, climbing stuff, getting stuck in boxes, etc. a joy to watch

[Magita]

Originally posted by brandon
tell that to the pony.

well I would if it weren't dead.

Dogs are better than ponies.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Originally posted by James+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (James)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Plus cats are just pimp natural hunters. I mean look at wild cats and the large cats like tigers and whatnot. Every one of those little characteristics of lions and tigers are in the everyday house cat. Stick the average house cat outside in the grass and watch it 'hunt' for something and it's like a mini-tiger our there. Mega-kewl.
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<!--QuoteBegin-Brandon
at my parents office, they got a big ass great dane.

it was kinda acting weird, and it growled at someone.

the next day, it ate the shetland pony they had out there ....... like, literally.. was ripping its guts out.[/quote]

Fucking pay attention, twin. Let's see your precious tabby rip the guts out of a pint-sized horse. How's that for hunting?

Edit: I made a sleepy-drunk typo. I came back sleepier but sobererrrer, caught it, and fixed it. So hmph!

-JP

[derekisdman]

Originally posted by brandon
my moms cat has literally like never hissed. its the most chill cat in the world, its always laying on u and just purring, and then it stands on its back legs and begs for food when ur eating @ table.

jason shaws cast is a pimp 2, its ALWAYS sneaking around, climbing stuff, getting stuck in boxes, etc. a joy to watch
yeah my cat is pretty much just like that except it doesn't stand on its back legs. He likes everyone and just rubs against you and purrs. The only person he doesn't like is my bro cause he kicks him and throws him against walls and stuff.

[thejoefranks]

I dig cats more. Only one dog have I really really liked, which is my mom's Schnouzer Terrier (sp?). Other than that, I've had two cats that were pretty damn smart. My first was Bob, who was basically a dog. When he wanted out he scratched the door, I'd let him out to do his business. The 2nd, newest and bester, Boots who I've trained to sit, stand, and in the middle of training to pee and poop in the toilet. (much like that meet the parents flick.) My girlfriend is taking her parents husky when we move to NC, but I don't like the dog at all. It's pretty dumb, and it's mostly like that drunk friend at parties...it always walks/bumps into shit and looks at you stupid like.

Cats, yo.

[AssMaster²]

Cat suck shit. My scotty dog killed one of Katie's Kittens this weekend, it made me happy. Then i burried it. Fuck a cat. Dogs rule.

[Trent Steel]

i <3 pussy

[Charlotte]

cat because dogs require too much attention.
i want a pet that i dont have to constantly pet, deal with, bother with, etc.

oh and i hate drool. and most dogs stink badly.