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0ctan3
07-01-2004, 11:30 PM
I know guys will choose too but this is for the women.

flychick
07-01-2004, 11:38 PM
thats funny i made the 100% vote lol

Belle
07-01-2004, 11:43 PM
i have only once though, and oh my god, was yelling so loud and had to put my head in the pillow so no one else in the house would hear, no one on the other side of the house would hear.

flychick
07-01-2004, 11:47 PM
lol Belle is funny. For girls, it seems like it's a learned thing...accompanied by a guy that actually cares if you go or not.

Belle
07-02-2004, 12:10 AM
so very true, my first big o was with someone i was very much in love with

thealmightytama
07-02-2004, 04:02 AM
no, actually, i haven't. i've tried and tried for like...who knows how many years...and i can get right to the edge but never push over. it sucks.

of course, i've never had any HELP. that may do it.

flychick
07-02-2004, 02:09 PM
Make the guy make u go before he gets any. Thats good motivation :wink:

Belle
07-02-2004, 02:14 PM
of course, i've never had any HELP. that may do it.
yeah, just do things to him, till he can't stand it anymore and just goes crazy on ya, lol. example, scratching, most guys like that, licking, biting, anything really. maybe even doing all that will make you hot. i'm sure flychick03 can think of more, but that's all i can think of now.

flychick
07-02-2004, 02:18 PM
I know a lot more girls that have had one through oral..instead of sex. So try that before then, and if he can do it right, you will go...just tell him what feels good, and what doesnt.

thealmightytama
07-02-2004, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Belle+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Belle)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>yeah, just do things to him, till he can't stand it anymore and just goes crazy on ya, lol. example, scratching, most guys like that, licking, biting, anything really. maybe even doing all that will make you hot. i'm sure flychick03 can think of more, but that's all i can think of now.[/b]
*laughs* mhmm...i know exactly how to make that boy go crazy. it's gotten to be like...his mission in life to get me to orgasm, so i know he'll be a lot of help *grins*

<!--QuoteBegin-flychick03
I know a lot more girls that have had one through oral..instead of sex. So try that before then, and if he can do it right, you will go...just tell him what feels good, and what doesnt.[/quote]
yeah, a lot girls just can't with penetration alone. so we're gonna do a lot of experimenting to see what works, when we actually get down and do it *chuckles*

Clix
07-02-2004, 04:07 PM
Im glad ive never had a problem getting a girl to go...

0ctan3
07-02-2004, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Clix
Im glad ive never had a problem getting a girl to go...


They were faking.

0ctan3
07-02-2004, 04:10 PM
Which brings me to another question:

Have you ever faked and if so how many times and why?

Clix
07-02-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by 0ctan3
They were faking.


Nah your girl was the only one who faked :)

Belle
07-02-2004, 04:55 PM
i've faked it a couple of times, but just because i was bored and wanted him to get off me, i don't fake it very often though

0ctan3
07-02-2004, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Clix
Nah your girl was the only one who faked :)


HAHAHAHA.










































You wish.

flychick
07-05-2004, 03:40 PM
I have only faked once...he was trying to make me go twice in a row..I felt bad because it was taking a while, so I wanted to boost his ego because he deserves it.

Char!!!
07-05-2004, 07:22 PM
have had mulitple "o's" and never have had to fake

Trent Steel
07-05-2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by flychick03
I know a lot more girls that have had one through oral..instead of sex. So try that before then, and if he can do it right, you will go...just tell him what feels good, and what doesnt.If you ever listen to Love Line with dr. drew and adam corolla, they say all the time that most women can't have an orgasm through penetrating sex. It is usually through oral.

flychick
07-05-2004, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by Trent Steel
If you ever listen to Love Line with dr. drew and adam corolla, they say all the time that most women can't have an orgasm through penetrating sex. It is usually through oral.

That sucks :damnit:
I honestly think it is because some guys have no clue how to make a girl go, they just want ass.

Trent Steel
07-05-2004, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by flychick03
That sucks :damnit:
I honestly think it is because some guys have no clue how to make a girl go, they just want ass.

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thealmightytama
07-05-2004, 10:25 PM
i ADORE Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla! i listen to them every chance i get. and i do remember him saying that...makes a lot of sense. sure, can't orgasm with penetration alone...but it sure does feel good.

KrazyDallasGirl
07-06-2004, 05:00 AM
Ok. I could SO say something here.. but i think im gonna keep my mouth shut.. lol

Anyway.. im a good girl *99% of the time* ;).. so i usually just give MYSELF the big "O"...... It's quicker, easier, and safer that way :) kthx

Jared
07-06-2004, 05:22 AM
But is it as fun?

Clix
07-06-2004, 06:14 AM
Originally posted by Trent Steel
If you ever listen to Love Line with dr. drew and adam corolla, they say all the time that most women can't have an orgasm through penetrating sex. It is usually through oral.


Manuel with fingers is an easy way.

thealmightytama
07-06-2004, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by Clix
Manuel with fingers is an easy way.
not very easy though.

Trent Steel
07-06-2004, 11:32 AM
Manuel with fingers is an easy way. Who is Manuel?


I've posted this before, but only the platinum saw it.


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Abuse the fuse



Adjust your set



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Asexual reproduction



Autofellatio



Auto-manipulation



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Banana squeezing



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Beat the morning wood (like every good boy should)



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Bollock milking



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Bringin' ya milk



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Bust a Nut



Busting the left nut instead of the right one



Butter the corn



Call the captain



Caress your zesty zambonie



Chafe the squirtgun



Charm the python



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Checkin' the Ol' Dipstick



Cheesin



Choke



Choke the bishop



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Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse



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Circle jerk



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Cock blockin



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Come to daddy



Corralling the tadpoles



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Crank the one-eyed yogurt thrower



Cream the cake



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Crown the bishop



Cruzin' then Oozin'



Cuff the carrot



Cuff the carrot



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Cum and go



Cum on self



Cum on your tum



Cum-lets-play



Curl the honey



Daily duties



Dancing around the maypole



Dancing with Mother Knuckle and her five daughters



Dancing with the one eye sailor



Dangle the Donkey



Date Palmela Handerson



Date Paula and her 4 sisters



Date Rosie Palmer and her five sisters



Date with Rosie bone and her five sisters



Deal cards



Deload the gun



Despunk



Destroying the slots machine



Diddle your bob



Do a load by hand.



Do Mary Palm and her 5 sisters



Do shoupa shoupa



Do the dishes



Do the janitor thing



Do the Johnson and ball dance



Do yourself



Dog off



Doing the Palm sisters



Dong around



Donkey punch



Double Clicking The mouse



Dr. Spankenstein Time



Drain the dragon



Drain the lizard



Drain the pipes



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Drill for oil



Drop a load before work.



Drop the chalupa



Drop the kids off at the pool.



Duke your Jim



Eat the egg



Empty the banana



Empty the pipes



Empty your gunbarrel



Erupt old faithful



Erupt the volcano



Exhaust the camel



Exorcise your demons



Extra long shower



Fake fuckin'



Favorite household activity



Feed the donkey



Feeding the chickens



Feel it up



Fiddle the ferret



Fight one-eyed Willy



Fight the one eyed purple warrior



Fight the one-eyed monster



Fight the purple helmet warrior



Fight with Tarzan



Fill up your belly-button



Fire out the hole



Fire the cannon



Fire the flesh musket



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Fire the surgeon general



Firing a shot from the grassy knoll



Fist fucking



Fist rocket



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Fisting



Fisting your cock



Five against one



Five finger disco



Five finger shuffle



Five fingered widow



Five knuckle shuffle



Five on one



Five versus Willy



Five-fingered humpty hump love pump



Five-fingered wife



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Fly solo



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Foreskin mambo



Frag your snag



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Free Willy



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Frighten the blue veined custard chucker



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Fry the egg



Fuck the chicken



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Fuck your cock



Fuck your fist



Fuck your hand



Fuck yourself



Fucking for one



Fucking mother thumb and her 4 daughters



Fumble your frank



Get a handle on things



Get a hold of yourself



Get off



Get some me time



Get sticky



Get the job done



Get to know yourself



Give the dog a bone



Give the dog a walk



Giving Kojak the third degree



Giving yourself a helping hand



Go and have a slap



Go at it



Go blind



Go down to the zipper mart to pick up a pound of pork



Go for a spoof



Go nut



Grab the gusto



Grab the handle



Grab the meat



Grapple the gorilla



Grease the Pole



Grease the rod



Grease the wheel



Great thoughts



Greet Mr. Happy



Greet the bishop



Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters



Grind the gopher



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Groom the Wookie



Ham shank



Hammer the lumber



Hammer the helmet head



Hand fuck



Hand happy



Hand hold



Hand humpin'



Hand jive



Hand sex



Hand shandy



Hand Start the Yogurt Shooter



Hand to Gland combat



Hand to gland combat



Hand, dick co-ordination



Handle the merchandise



Handy sandy



Handy Shandy



Hans Solo



Harass the milkman



Have a Barclays (Barclays Bank -- WANK - rhyming slang)



Have a chug



Have a frapp



Have a tug



Have a tug of war with Cyclops



Have a wank



Have fun



Have sex with someone you love



High-five Yule Brenner



Hip the hop



Hit the mitt



Hitch-hike to heaven



Hold the knob



Hold the man



Hold your baseball bat



Hold your sausage hostage



Home alone



Homework



Hone the bone



Hump the hand



Hump the Hebrew



Hump the knob



Hump the matress



Idle hands



Impregnate the air



Increase the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon using rapid linear motion



Inside Slider with two balls



Interrogate the prisoner



Interrogate the witness



Introduce Mr. Penis to Mrss Palm and her five lovely daughters



Jack off



Jack the beanstock



Jack the frank



Jack yo mac



Jedi train in the bathroom



Jerk and clean



Jerk around



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Jerk off



Jerk pud



Jerk the beef



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Jerk the cum



Jerk the general



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Jerk the one-eyed snake



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Jerk you shit



Jerk your chain



Jerk your gherkin



Jerkin' the gherkin



Jingle the Pringles



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Jizsturbation



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Josh one off



Juggle the balls



Jump the pogo stick



Just getting dressed



Just going up to the office to use the photocopier



Just gonna go lay down and take a nap...



Just gonna go take a bath...



Just need a little time with my e-mail, that's all...



Keepin' the mortar clean



Kill the gentleman



Kill the Mr. Tingley



Kneading the bread



Knob thumping



Knock one off



Knock one off



Knock the rock



Knuckle shuffle



Launch the hand shuttle



Launch the rocket



Lead pedro down the road of bulimia



Leak the lizard



Let Elvis leave the building



Let loose the juice



Lift your spirit



Lighting the Roman Candle



Liquidate inventory



Log off



Log the lumber



Lollygagging



Lope the mule



Lope the mule



Love yourself



Lube the tube



Lubricate the Lutheran



Magic your Johnson



Make a deposit



Make cream



Make friends with the lizard



Make instant icing



Make it spit



Make it useful



Make junior vomit



Make love to Miss Michigan



Make one on one love



Make one-eye cry



Make Peter puke



Make stomach pancakes



Make the bald guy puke



Make the bald guy puke



Make the Cyclops cry



Make the Cyclops fight the 5 headed monster



Make the Cyclops spit



Make the funny juice flow



Make the one eyed monster puke



Make the privates stand at attention, then fall in



Make the snake puke



Make your own hand lotion



Makin babies



Mangle the moose



Manipulate your manhood



Marry the moose



Massage my palm



Massage my stiff joint



Massage out the stiffness



Massage the salami



Massage the soul



Massage your balls



Massage your clovers



Meat off



Meat-Beat



Meet Mother Palm and her five daughters



Meet the neighbors



Meet the President



Milk it



Milk Murray



Milk the beef



Milk the cock



Milk the cow



Milk the goat



Milk the hose



Milk the lizard



Milk the Magnesia



Milk the Mickey



Milk the one eyed trouser snake



Milk the one-eyed snake



Milk the one-uttered cow



Milk your meat



Milk yourself



Molest the bystander



Money comes out



Monkey dance



Move the joystick



Mr. Happy and his five friends have a party.



Mrs. palmer and her 5 daughters



My Wife



Nuke the whale



Number 3



Oil the barber pole



Oil the barrel



Oil the Crank



Oil the noodle



One hand work out



One handed pole vault



One man and a hand



One man show



Our Gang Spanky Marathon



Paddling the pony



Paint Pontius Pilate's Palace



Paint the ceiling



Paint the wall



Palm loving



Pamela Handerson



Pan for white gold



Party for one



Pat the monkey



Pat the Robertson



Pay bills



Pay the pope



Peel the banana



Peel the carrot



Peeling chilies



Pet the bald eagle



Pet the donkey



Pet the ghurkin



Pet the one eyed monster



Pet the one eyed snake



Pet the one-eyed gopher



Pet the potato



Pet the snake



Pet the Willy



Pet your third leg



Pickle your peter



Pimp pump



Piston pushing



Play a solo on my private organ



Play ball with the boys



Play five on one



Play golf



Play peek-a-boo alone



Play pocket pool



Play skin Banjo



Play solitaire



Play the bag pipe



Play the meat pipe



Play the skin flute



Play tug of war with Cyclops



Play with Burt Reynolds mustache



Play with Fistina



Play with Fred



Play with lil' Elvis



Play with Mr. Panky



Play with myself



Play with Peter



Play with Pikachu



Play with Rosey Palm



Play with the pud



Play with the purple headed yogurt slinger



Play with Wally



Play with Willy the wonder worm



Play with your cock and balls



Play with yourself



Play your guitar



Play Zelda



Pluck the ducky



Pluck the mushroom



Pocket billiards



Pocket fishing



Pocket pool



Polish Lord Helmet



Polish the baton



Polish the bishop



Polish the candlestick



Polish the dolphin



Polish the helmet



Polish the knob



Polish the Ol' Torpedo



Polish the one eyed gopher



Polish the one eyed weasel



Polish the Papal Podium



Polish the pewter



Polish the piston



Polish the pope



Polish the shaft



Polish the silver



Polish the sword of happiness



Polish the torpedo



Polish your Oscar



Polish your pipe



Polish your rocket



Polish your whistle



Polishing the periscope



Pop the head



Pop the pistol



Pop the top off the Champaign bottle



Portuguese pump



Pound off



Pound the flounder



Pound the hammer



Pound the pony



Pound the pud



Powder your nose



Prime the pump handle



Prune the shroom



Pud pulling



Pud whacking



Puddin'



Pull a quickie



Pull and squirt



Pull dinky



Pull it



Pull it hard



Pull Nixon's nose



Pull off



Pull one off



Pull one out of the bag...



Pull pud



Pull Stretch Armstrong



Pull the chain



Pull the cord



Pull the dog's tail



Pull the fun lever



Pull the goalie



Pull the meat



Pull the noodle



Pull the pickle



Pull the pig



Pull the pipe



Pull the plowman



Pull the Polish pork



Pull the pork



Pull the turkey



Pull your plumb



Pull your pud



Pull your toy



Pull your wire



Pulling your Yankee Doodle



Pump



Pump jacks



Pump mini me



Pump sperm



Pump the balls



Pump the Pole



Pump the watergun



Pump your gun



Pump your pud



Pump'n the water rocket



Punch the clown



Punch the eclair



Punch the monkey



Punch the munchkin



Punish Percy in the palm



Punish the evil merchant



Puppy whacking



Pushing the envelope



Put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college



Putting Mayonnaise On The Garlic Bread



Ram the rod



Rattle the one eyed snake



Ream the one eyed semen demon



Release some steam



Release the hounds



Release the pressure



Release the valves



Relieve your sperm bank



Relieving a little tension



Relish up the hot dog



Remove the rust



Ricky Wrestling



Ride the big dipper



Ride The Dolphin



Ride the rod



Ride to heaven



Ring your cock



Rinse on



Rocketing



Rod yankin



Roll dice



Rolling the dough



Rope the mule



Rope your goat



Rough up the little man



Rough up the suspect



Row the boat



Rub a dub dub



Rub it silly



Rub one off



Rub one out



Rub the button



Rub the faucet



Rub the fireman's helmet



Rub the knob!



Rub the magic lamp



Rub the pipe



Rub the rhubarb



Rub the rod



Rub the sausage



Rub the tool



Rub your monkey



Rub your nub



Rubadubdub



Run off a batch



Salute the flag pole



Salute the general



Salute the scumlord



Sausage stroking



Say hello to Mr. Happy



Say hello to the colonel of love



Say hi to your monster



Scramble the sausage



Scrub the deck



Self deflation



Self diddle



Self fuck



Self fucking



Self gratification



Self indulgence



Self motivation



Self service



Self sex



Self-satisfaction



Self-suck



Sex with da hands



Sex with Simon



Shag your shank



Shag-yer-self



Shake hands w/the unemployed



Shake hands with a pole



Shake hands with Abraham Lincoln



Shake hands with Ben Franklin



Shake hands with Elvis



Shake hands with Mr Peeper



Shake hands with the ambassador of love



Shake hands with the devil



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Shake hands with the one eyed milk man



Shake hands with the president



Shake hands with the sheriff



Shake hands with the unemployed



Shake hands with the wife's wedding present



Shake hot, white coconuts from the veiny love tree



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Shake my finger



Shake off



Shake the bottle



Shake the goo off



Shake the grapes



Shake the old man



Shake the pepperpot



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Shake with the tall guy



Shake your fist angrily at your ex-girlfriend



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Shampoo the carpet



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Sharpen the pencil



Shift with the manual transmission



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Shock the monkey



Shoot for pearls



Shoot hoops



Shoot old yeller



Shoot putty at the moon



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Short-arm stroking



Shroom pullin'



Shuck the corn cob



Shuck the cornstalk



Sin dirty with thy self



Siphon the python



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Skin your frank



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Slam the stick



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Slap the bishop



Slap the carrot



Slap the dick



Slap the dummy



Slap the ham



Slap the salami



Slap the salmon



Slap the sausage



Slap the stick



Slap you cock



Slay the dragon



Slick the stick



Slime the salamy



slippery



slippin' salami



slipping



Slobbin' the Milosevich



Smack



Smack baldy on the head



Smack my pud



Smack off



Smack the burrito



Smack the salami



Smack your monkey



Smelly jelly making



Smoke the turkey



Sneak a wink at wiggly



Sock the cock



Solo serve



Spank frank



Spank frank



Spank it



Spank it



Spank Milo



Spank off



Spank one



Spank that ass



Spank the chicken



Spank the dolphin



Spank the hotdog



Spank the money



Spank the monkey



Spank the old lady



Spank the pup



Spank the sausage



Spank the Spam



Spank your love life



Spank your monkey



Spank your pud



Spanktervision



Spanky's Revenge



Speed shifting



Spend time with an old friend



Spewin' a white one



Spill milk



Spin the dreidel



Spit da' sperm



Spit shine the knob



Splish Splah



Sploshing



Sporting the tent



Spraying the belly with sticky white love-piss



Spunk the monkey



Spunk up



Squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun



Squeeze cheese



Squeeze off a load



Squeeze one off



Squeeze the big guy



Squeeze the Charmin



Squeeze the Cyclops



Squeeze the duck's head



Squeeze the juice out the head



Squeeze the lemon



Squeeze the sausage



Squeeze the squid



Squeeze the tomato



Squeeze the Twinkie



Squeeze you lizard



Squirt the Bert



Squish the squid



Stain the mitt



Start the engine



Start the lawnmower



Stick it



Stick shifting



Stock



Stoke the Strokin' stack



Strangle the bishop



Strangle the one-eyed trouser snake



Strangle the snake



Strangle the snake



Strangle the warrior



Stress reliever



Stretch it



Stretch one out



Stretch the salami



Stretching the truth



Strike oil



Strip the bark



Stroke



Stroke it



Stroke off



Stroke that big thing



Stroke the chicken



Stroke the choad



Stroke the cock



stroke the crank



Stroke the ding-dong



Stroke the dolphin



Stroke the donkey



Stroke the longhorn



Stroke the manroot



Stroke the monkey



Stroke the mushroom



Stroke the oar



stroke the one-eyed snake



Stroke the poke



Stroke the puppy



Stroke the salami



Stroke the salami



Stroke the schlong



Stroke the shaft



Stroke the slug



Stroke the Snake



Stroke the stick



Stroke the strudel



Stroke the stump



Stroke the weasel



Stroke the yoke



Stroke your cock



Stroking the dog



Stroking the fireman



Stroking the flagpole



Struggle for life



Strum the drum



Strum your guitar



Summon the jizz



Swat off



Swing the balls



Swing the thing



Tackling the totem



Take a load off



Take a ride on the slip n' slide



Take a squirt



Take batting practice



Take Capt Solo on the Kessel Run



Take Captain Picard to Warp Speed



Take care of a big problem



Take care of business



Take matters in hand



Take the edge off



Take the sausage hostage



Take your banana boat to tuna town



Tame the beast



Tame the one eyed spitting snake



Tame the shrew



Tame the vein



Taming the purple headed warrior



Tantalizing your toboggan



Tap a teste



Teach the dog a lesson



Teach the monkey



Tease the weasel



Tease to please



Teasing one out



Tenderize the meat



Tenderize the pork



Tenderize the steak



Test the probe



Test the purple headed yogurt thrower



Thawing the meat



The gentle handshake



The ol' 5 against 1



The penis pull



The right hand maneuver



The sofa



The twist



Thelma Thumb and her four sisters



Think of your mom



Thump the stump



Thumping the stump



Tickle the angus



Tickle the meat curtains



Tickle the peter



Tickle the pickle



Tickle the tentacle



Tickle the tiger



Tip the hat



Tommy Tank



Toot the horn



Torture little Timmy



Torture the monkey



Toss off



Toss the salad



Touch the toucher



Touch yourself



Train the chicken



Train the purple-headed warrior



Tug the handle



Tug the tassel



Tug the turkey



Tug your rope



Tugging the boat



Tug-O-War With Cyclops



Turn Japanese



Tweak your tool.



Twiddle the bone flute



Ugly Man Sex



Unisex



Unleashing



Unload your gun



Unsheathe the meat sword



Up and down



Use the joystick



Vex the vicar



Vice grip



Virgin Love



Visit the petting zoo



Vote Republican



Wag it



Wag the dog



Walk the dog



Wang chungin



Wang off



Wank



Wank and crank



Wank it



Wank off



Wank the monkey



Wank the pud



Wank the sock



Wank the wanker



Wank the willy



Wank your shank



Wankin and spankin



Wanky panky



Wash the Buick



Wash the rod



Watch some pooh



Wax the Bat



Wax the bishop



Wax the carrot



Wax the chrome



Wax the dolphin



Wax the flagpole



Wax the frog



Wax the ol' Torpedo



Wax the pole



Wax the weasel



Wax the willie



Wax the Winnebago



Weenie whacking



Wet the whistle



Whack it



Whack jack



Whack off



Whack off like a red-headed stepchild



Whack the Chalupa



Whack the pole



Whack the pud



Whack the rod



Whack the weasel



Whack the wizard



Whack the wood



Whack your wack



Whackin winky



Whacking it



Wham the bone



Wheel it



Whip it



Whip pud



Whip the noodle



Whip the weenie



Whip up some baby batter.



Whippin' cream



Whipping' it good



Whipping the skippy



White Water Wristing



White water wristing



Whittle the wood



Whoop the mule



Whoop your pudd



Wind up the cock clock



Wind your sun dial



Windsurf on Mt. Baldy



Withdraw from the spankbank



Work out the third leg



Workin' it



Working the wiligger



Wrestle the bald head champion



Wrestle the champ



Wrestle the turkey



Wrestle with Jimmy



Wrestle with the one eyed champ



Wrestle with the one-eyed monster



Wrestle with the one-eyed-trouser snake



Yank off



Yank the chain



Yank the crank



Yank the dog



Yank the plank



Yank the sausage



Yank the Yankee



Yankie the Wankie



Yolk the egg





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flychick
07-06-2004, 04:54 PM
LOL!!!! omg that's the world's longest post on mmc isn't it?

Trent Steel
07-06-2004, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by flychick03
LOL!!!! omg that's the world's longest post on mmc isn't it?

No, if somebody "quoted" it, then it would be.

Aaron
07-06-2004, 08:42 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Trent Steel
Who is Manuel?


I've posted this before, but only the platinum saw it.

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A little five on one



Abuse the fuse



Adjust your set



Anger the cobra



Anger the pickle



Answer the bone-a-phone



Appease the cheese



Arm-wrestle the one eyed champ



Asexual reproduction



Autofellatio



Auto-manipulation



Ax the timber



Badger the witness



Bag that ass up



Bait the mast



Bake cream cakes



Bake the cheese



Banana squeezing



Bang yourself



Bank off shoot goo



Bash the bishop



Baste the turkey



Battle the Cyclops



Be a loner



Beat it



Beat off



Beat Pedro



Beat the banger



Beat the beef



Beat the bishop



Beat the bologna



Beat the hog



Beat the meat



Beat the monkey



Beat the morning wood (like every good boy should)



Beat the one eye snake



Beat the one eyed monster



Beat the rat



Beat the red-headed cock-eyed woodpecker



Beat the shit



Beat the stepchild



Beat the stick



Beat the weasel



Beat up shorty



Beat your cock



Beat your gorilla



Beat your pud



Beat your skin



Beatin' the baby batter



Beef the jerky



Beef-strokin'-off



Ben your Franklin



Bend the banana



Bitch-slapping your stomper



Blind the one eyed monster



Blow a wad



Blow the ceiling



Blow up



Blow wad



Blow your load



Blow your nose



Boff up



Bollock milking



Bop the boa



Bop the bologna



Bounce Tigger



Bounce your balls



Box Oscar



Box the clown



Box the Jesuit



Bringin' ya milk



Buff the bullet



Buff the pickle



Burp the baby



Burp the frog



Burp the worm



Bust a Nut



Busting the left nut instead of the right one



Butter the corn



Call the captain



Caress your zesty zambonie



Chafe the squirtgun



Charm the python



Charm the snake



Checkin' the Ol' Dipstick



Cheesin



Choke



Choke the bishop



Choke the chicken



Choke the Choir Boy



Choke the chubby



Choke the monkey



Choke the one eyed snake



Choke the Pope



Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse



Choke the unemployed



Chunking



Churn butter



Churn seed



Circle jerk



Clean the clock



Clean the pipes



Clear the snorkel



Club the cucumber



Cock blockin



Cock pulling



Cock smack



Cock snot



Come to daddy



Corralling the tadpoles



Crank it



Crank one out



Crank the cable



Crank the crane



Crank the gear



Crank the one-eyed yogurt thrower



Cream the cake



Croke the frog



Crown the bishop



Cruzin' then Oozin'



Cuff the carrot



Cuff the carrot



Cuff the monkey



Cum and go



Cum on self



Cum on your tum



Cum-lets-play



Curl the honey



Daily duties



Dancing around the maypole



Dancing with Mother Knuckle and her five daughters



Dancing with the one eye sailor



Dangle the Donkey



Date Palmela Handerson



Date Paula and her 4 sisters



Date Rosie Palmer and her five sisters



Date with Rosie bone and her five sisters



Deal cards



Deload the gun



Despunk



Destroying the slots machine



Diddle your bob



Do a load by hand.



Do Mary Palm and her 5 sisters



Do shoupa shoupa



Do the dishes



Do the janitor thing



Do the Johnson and ball dance



Do yourself



Dog off



Doing the Palm sisters



Dong around



Donkey punch



Double Clicking The mouse



Dr. Spankenstein Time



Drain the dragon



Drain the lizard



Drain the pipes



Drain the snake



Drain the vein



Drill for oil



Drop a load before work.



Drop the chalupa



Drop the kids off at the pool.



Duke your Jim



Eat the egg



Empty the banana



Empty the pipes



Empty your gunbarrel



Erupt old faithful



Erupt the volcano



Exhaust the camel



Exorcise your demons



Extra long shower



Fake fuckin'



Favorite household activity



Feed the donkey



Feeding the chickens



Feel it up



Fiddle the ferret



Fight one-eyed Willy



Fight the one eyed purple warrior



Fight the one-eyed monster



Fight the purple helmet warrior



Fight with Tarzan



Fill up your belly-button



Fire out the hole



Fire the cannon



Fire the flesh musket



Fire the pistol



Fire the surgeon general



Firing a shot from the grassy knoll



Fist fucking



Fist rocket



Fist-humpin.



Fisting



Fisting your cock



Five against one



Five finger disco



Five finger shuffle



Five fingered widow



Five knuckle shuffle



Five on one



Five versus Willy



Five-fingered humpty hump love pump



Five-fingered wife



Fix the clogged drain



Flick your dick



Fling the pudding



Flog the Bishop



Flog the doggie



Flog the dolphin



Flog the dummy



Flog the hog



Flog the log



Flog the man



Flog the mule



Flog the one eyed gopher



Flog the ore



Flog the sailor



Flog your log



Flogging



Fly solo



Fondle the dolphin



Fondle the frankfurter



Fondle the sausage



Foreskin mambo



Frag your snag



Free the captive ninja



Free Willy



Freshen the air



Friction burn



Frighten the blue veined custard chucker



Fry the chicken



Fry the egg



Fuck the chicken



Fuck the udder



Fuck your cock



Fuck your fist



Fuck your hand



Fuck yourself



Fucking for one



Fucking mother thumb and her 4 daughters



Fumble your frank



Get a handle on things



Get a hold of yourself



Get off



Get some me time



Get sticky



Get the job done



Get to know yourself



Give the dog a bone



Give the dog a walk



Giving Kojak the third degree



Giving yourself a helping hand



Go and have a slap



Go at it



Go blind



Go down to the zipper mart to pick up a pound of pork



Go for a spoof



Go nut



Grab the gusto



Grab the handle



Grab the meat



Grapple the gorilla



Grease the Pole



Grease the rod



Grease the wheel



Great thoughts



Greet Mr. Happy



Greet the bishop



Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters



Grind the gopher



Grind the groundhog



Groom the Wookie



Ham shank



Hammer the lumber



Hammer the helmet head



Hand fuck



Hand happy



Hand hold



Hand humpin'



Hand jive



Hand sex



Hand shandy



Hand Start the Yogurt Shooter



Hand to Gland combat



Hand to gland combat



Hand, dick co-ordination



Handle the merchandise



Handy sandy



Handy Shandy



Hans Solo



Harass the milkman



Have a Barclays (Barclays Bank -- WANK - rhyming slang)



Have a chug



Have a frapp



Have a tug



Have a tug of war with Cyclops



Have a wank



Have fun



Have sex with someone you love



High-five Yule Brenner



Hip the hop



Hit the mitt



Hitch-hike to heaven



Hold the knob



Hold the man



Hold your baseball bat



Hold your sausage hostage



Home alone



Homework



Hone the bone



Hump the hand



Hump the Hebrew



Hump the knob



Hump the matress



Idle hands



Impregnate the air



Increase the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon using rapid linear motion



Inside Slider with two balls



Interrogate the prisoner



Interrogate the witness



Introduce Mr. Penis to Mrss Palm and her five lovely daughters



Jack off



Jack the beanstock



Jack the frank



Jack yo mac



Jedi train in the bathroom



Jerk and clean



Jerk around



Jerk it



Jerk off



Jerk pud



Jerk the beef



Jerk the chain



Jerk the cum



Jerk the general



Jerk the Johnson



Jerk the monkey



Jerk the one-eyed snake



Jerk the pet



Jerk you shit



Jerk your chain



Jerk your gherkin



Jerkin' the gherkin



Jingle the Pringles



Jingle your bone



Jizsturbation



Jock the sock



Jog the joker



Josh one off



Juggle the balls



Jump the pogo stick



Just getting dressed



Just going up to the office to use the photocopier



Just gonna go lay down and take a nap...



Just gonna go take a bath...



Just need a little time with my e-mail, that's all...



Keepin' the mortar clean



Kill the gentleman



Kill the Mr. Tingley



Kneading the bread



Knob thumping



Knock one off



Knock one off



Knock the rock



Knuckle shuffle



Launch the hand shuttle



Launch the rocket



Lead pedro down the road of bulimia



Leak the lizard



Let Elvis leave the building



Let loose the juice



Lift your spirit



Lighting the Roman Candle



Liquidate inventory



Log off



Log the lumber



Lollygagging



Lope the mule



Lope the mule



Love yourself



Lube the tube



Lubricate the Lutheran



Magic your Johnson



Make a deposit



Make cream



Make friends with the lizard



Make instant icing



Make it spit



Make it useful



Make junior vomit



Make love to Miss Michigan



Make one on one love



Make one-eye cry



Make Peter puke



Make stomach pancakes



Make the bald guy puke



Make the bald guy puke



Make the Cyclops cry



Make the Cyclops fight the 5 headed monster



Make the Cyclops spit



Make the funny juice flow



Make the one eyed monster puke



Make the privates stand at attention, then fall in



Make the snake puke



Make your own hand lotion



Makin babies



Mangle the moose



Manipulate your manhood



Marry the moose



Massage my palm



Massage my stiff joint



Massage out the stiffness



Massage the salami



Massage the soul



Massage your balls



Massage your clovers



Meat off



Meat-Beat



Meet Mother Palm and her five daughters



Meet the neighbors



Meet the President



Milk it



Milk Murray



Milk the beef



Milk the cock



Milk the cow



Milk the goat



Milk the hose



Milk the lizard



Milk the Magnesia



Milk the Mickey



Milk the one eyed trouser snake



Milk the one-eyed snake



Milk the one-uttered cow



Milk your meat



Milk yourself



Molest the bystander



Money comes out



Monkey dance



Move the joystick



Mr. Happy and his five friends have a party.



Mrs. palmer and her 5 daughters



My Wife



Nuke the whale



Number 3



Oil the barber pole



Oil the barrel



Oil the Crank



Oil the noodle



One hand work out



One handed pole vault



One man and a hand



One man show



Our Gang Spanky Marathon



Paddling the pony



Paint Pontius Pilate's Palace



Paint the ceiling



Paint the wall



Palm loving



Pamela Handerson



Pan for white gold



Party for one



Pat the monkey



Pat the Robertson



Pay bills



Pay the pope



Peel the banana



Peel the carrot



Peeling chilies



Pet the bald eagle



Pet the donkey



Pet the ghurkin



Pet the one eyed monster



Pet the one eyed snake



Pet the one-eyed gopher



Pet the potato



Pet the snake



Pet the Willy



Pet your third leg



Pickle your peter



Pimp pump



Piston pushing



Play a solo on my private organ



Play ball with the boys



Play five on one



Play golf



Play peek-a-boo alone



Play pocket pool



Play skin Banjo



Play solitaire



Play the bag pipe



Play the meat pipe



Play the skin flute



Play tug of war with Cyclops



Play with Burt Reynolds mustache



Play with Fistina



Play with Fred



Play with lil' Elvis



Play with Mr. Panky



Play with myself



Play with Peter



Play with Pikachu



Play with Rosey Palm



Play with the pud



Play with the purple headed yogurt slinger



Play with Wally



Play with Willy the wonder worm



Play with your cock and balls



Play with yourself



Play your guitar



Play Zelda



Pluck the ducky



Pluck the mushroom



Pocket billiards



Pocket fishing



Pocket pool



Polish Lord Helmet



Polish the baton



Polish the bishop



Polish the candlestick



Polish the dolphin



Polish the helmet



Polish the knob



Polish the Ol' Torpedo



Polish the one eyed gopher



Polish the one eyed weasel



Polish the Papal Podium



Polish the pewter



Polish the piston



Polish the pope



Polish the shaft



Polish the silver



Polish the sword of happiness



Polish the torpedo



Polish your Oscar



Polish your pipe



Polish your rocket



Polish your whistle



Polishing the periscope



Pop the head



Pop the pistol



Pop the top off the Champaign bottle



Portuguese pump



Pound off



Pound the flounder



Pound the hammer



Pound the pony



Pound the pud



Powder your nose



Prime the pump handle



Prune the shroom



Pud pulling



Pud whacking



Puddin'



Pull a quickie



Pull and squirt



Pull dinky



Pull it



Pull it hard



Pull Nixon's nose



Pull off



Pull one off



Pull one out of the bag...



Pull pud



Pull Stretch Armstrong



Pull the chain



Pull the cord



Pull the dog's tail



Pull the fun lever



Pull the goalie



Pull the meat



Pull the noodle



Pull the pickle



Pull the pig



Pull the pipe



Pull the plowman



Pull the Polish pork



Pull the pork



Pull the turkey



Pull your plumb



Pull your pud



Pull your toy



Pull your wire



Pulling your Yankee Doodle



Pump



Pump jacks



Pump mini me



Pump sperm



Pump the balls



Pump the Pole



Pump the watergun



Pump your gun



Pump your pud



Pump'n the water rocket



Punch the clown



Punch the eclair



Punch the monkey



Punch the munchkin



Punish Percy in the palm



Punish the evil merchant



Puppy whacking



Pushing the envelope



Put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college



Putting Mayonnaise On The Garlic Bread



Ram the rod



Rattle the one eyed snake



Ream the one eyed semen demon



Release some steam



Release the hounds



Release the pressure



Release the valves



Relieve your sperm bank



Relieving a little tension



Relish up the hot dog



Remove the rust



Ricky Wrestling



Ride the big dipper



Ride The Dolphin



Ride the rod



Ride to heaven



Ring your cock



Rinse on



Rocketing



Rod yankin



Roll dice



Rolling the dough



Rope the mule



Rope your goat



Rough up the little man



Rough up the suspect



Row the boat



Rub a dub dub



Rub it silly



Rub one off



Rub one out



Rub the button



Rub the faucet



Rub the fireman's helmet



Rub the knob!



Rub the magic lamp



Rub the pipe



Rub the rhubarb



Rub the rod



Rub the sausage



Rub the tool



Rub your monkey



Rub your nub



Rubadubdub



Run off a batch



Salute the flag pole



Salute the general



Salute the scumlord



Sausage stroking



Say hello to Mr. Happy



Say hello to the colonel of love



Say hi to your monster



Scramble the sausage



Scrub the deck



Self deflation



Self diddle



Self fuck



Self fucking



Self gratification



Self indulgence



Self motivation



Self service



Self sex



Self-satisfaction



Self-suck



Sex with da hands



Sex with Simon



Shag your shank



Shag-yer-self



Shake hands w/the unemployed



Shake hands with a pole



Shake hands with Abraham Lincoln



Shake hands with Ben Franklin



Shake hands with Elvis



Shake hands with Mr Peeper



Shake hands with the ambassador of love



Shake hands with the devil



Shake hands with the governor



Shake hands with the one eyed milk man



Shake hands with the president



Shake hands with the sheriff



Shake hands with the unemployed



Shake hands with the wife's wedding present



Shake hot, white coconuts from the veiny love tree



Shake it



Shake my finger



Shake off



Shake the bottle



Shake the goo off



Shake the grapes



Shake the old man



Shake the pepperpot



Shake the snake



Shake the snake



Shake with the tall guy



Shake your fist angrily at your ex-girlfriend



Shake your martini



Shakin' the bacon



Shaking hand with Colonel Sanders



Shampoo the carpet



Shampoo the moose



Sharpen the pencil



Shift with the manual transmission


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flychick
07-08-2004, 12:25 AM
One of the longest posts I have ever seen! Niiiiiiice.

LizardKing69
08-04-2004, 04:04 AM
I make my girl's legs shake for like five minutes afterwards

Jared
08-04-2004, 04:19 AM
*High Five!

brandon-n
12-13-2004, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by LizardKing69
I make my girl's legs shake for like five minutes afterwards
only 5 mins?

Furor
12-13-2004, 10:31 AM
you remind me of the babe... the babe with the power

xjennax04
12-15-2004, 06:14 PM
i have faked quite a bit b/c my man would come home after i had gone to sleep hed be wanting to fool around and im cranky and sleepy so i fake it so he will hurry up!

xjennax04
12-15-2004, 06:17 PM
OMG I WATCHED THAT MOVIE LAST NIGHT!!! you remind me of the babe, what babe, the babe with the power. what power.... i could keep going but that might seem a little weird!

flychick
12-15-2004, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by xjennax04
i have faked quite a bit b/c my man would come home after i had gone to sleep hed be wanting to fool around and im cranky and sleepy so i fake it so he will hurry up!
That's so bad, but can be so true.

xjennax04
12-15-2004, 06:31 PM
seriously i dont see how guys can be that horney all the time!! if im tired i want to be left alone and i will be at all costs!! even acting!!

Trent Steel
12-15-2004, 07:57 PM
nicole, you have a story about you being horny, and your bf falling asleep.

Jenny
12-17-2004, 01:55 AM
he didn't last long enough =

pwned.

David
12-29-2004, 10:05 AM
hmm... strange this topic come up... me and my girl have been working on this for the past week or so. Some of you know may know i'm in the army, so me coming home is kind of rare... sometimes on the weekends (i'm stationed 3 hours away) and on the holidays. Well me and my girl have been having sex for approx... 1 month or so, the first time i went down on her she orgasmed but since then we have been having trouble... i'm definatly seeing that penetration is not going to work, i've tried all different kinds of force methods, lengths of time, multiple sex sessions, weve tried everything to do with penetration and its just not working... When she went to get her check up for birth control, the lady up there to hold her to look into a book called becoming orgasmic.

Now my experience with females and orgasms is... it seems to me the girls that will jump your bones (extremely horny, slutty types) seem to orgasm with no problem. Yet the girls i've had sex with who waited to have sex with only people they love seem to have trouble having a orgasm. now take in to mind that is only a theory, i'm not sure thats how it is... just seems to be that way.

i'm opened to any tips for anyone here, to give my girl what she deserves.

Trent Steel
12-29-2004, 11:37 AM
dr. drew knows all.

Most women can't orgasm through sex, mainly oral sex is how they'll orgasm.

Love Line gets phone calls weekely about this topic. Your girlfriend isn't different. Just practice your tongue work outs.


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AssMaster˛
12-29-2004, 11:54 AM
Katie can not orgasm through straight penetrations. But if I stick it in all the way and grind on her with my pelvic, sometimes I can get her to go. Most of the time she just makes me lay there and does it herself. I wonder if I could bring Trent to orgasm by penetrating his asshole.

Trent Steel
12-29-2004, 11:56 AM
yes.

and does katie know you talk about her this way?

AssMaster˛
12-29-2004, 12:07 PM
Fuck no. And you are not gonna tell her. :)

Trent Steel
12-29-2004, 12:29 PM
tell her that her husbands member cant pleasure her?

AssMaster˛
12-29-2004, 12:54 PM
I am a member of a country club, country music is what I love.

Trent Steel
12-29-2004, 12:56 PM
dork.

AssMaster˛
12-29-2004, 12:57 PM
Yeah, I guess so.

Trent Steel
12-29-2004, 01:03 PM
shut up. over 80,000 have died, and you belong to a country club. Jet Li hurt his ankle running from the tidle wave.

AssMaster˛
12-29-2004, 01:41 PM
I wish you would not make light of this serious situation it is not funny. I realize it was mostly asian and that makes it seem not as important, but it is a tragedy. Oceans suck balls.

Trent Steel
12-29-2004, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by AssMaster˛
I wish you would not make light of this serious situation it is not funny. I realize it was mostly asian and that makes it seem not as important, but it is a tragedy. Oceans suck balls.
you are the one who is not recognizing the tragedy that is unfolding.

AssMaster˛
12-29-2004, 02:09 PM
What happened to Jenny?

Trent Steel
12-29-2004, 02:16 PM
? she ran away.

clear_iris
01-09-2005, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by Trent Steel
If you ever listen to Love Line with dr. drew and adam corolla, they say all the time that most women can't have an orgasm through penetrating sex. It is usually through oral.
i have NEVER had one through oral. ok maybe one or two, but i can come seriously 3 or 4 times a session, and it has to be sex. sex does it for me. and i dont have to be in love either. i know what i want and can easily come from almost any position.

flychick
01-09-2005, 12:56 AM
Must be nice...What are the names of those women that MUST have sex regularly? Women are diagnosed with it?

clear_iris
01-09-2005, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by David
hmm... strange this topic come up... me and my girl have been working on this for the past week or so. Some of you know may know i'm in the army, so me coming home is kind of rare... sometimes on the weekends (i'm stationed 3 hours away) and on the holidays. Well me and my girl have been having sex for approx... 1 month or so, the first time i went down on her she orgasmed but since then we have been having trouble... i'm definatly seeing that penetration is not going to work, i've tried all different kinds of force methods, lengths of time, multiple sex sessions, weve tried everything to do with penetration and its just not working... When she went to get her check up for birth control, the lady up there to hold her to look into a book called becoming orgasmic.

Now my experience with females and orgasms is... it seems to me the girls that will jump your bones (extremely horny, slutty types) seem to orgasm with no problem. Yet the girls i've had sex with who waited to have sex with only people they love seem to have trouble having a orgasm. now take in to mind that is only a theory, i'm not sure thats how it is... just seems to be that way.

i'm opened to any tips for anyone here, to give my girl what she deserves.
i think it is with selfishness. when i was 'in love' and so caught up in pleasing him i went a lot without orgasming, but i did quite often as well. regardless, now that i just 'jump someones bones' and am basically there for me, it is easy because i do simply what i want. so i get mine, and i find guys dont care much how you are having sex with them.

Trent Steel
01-09-2005, 03:33 AM
Originally posted by clear_iris
i find guys dont care much how you are having sex with them.
as long as they get sex. they are happy.

flychick
01-09-2005, 04:54 PM
I strongly agree.