Trent and AssMaster.

[AssMaster²]

I think we need out own thread. We are on here the most. Wanna talk with me? No fags allowed in this thread.

[Trent Steel]

this is better for when my aim crashes and i can't talk to you :)

[AssMaster²]

For real. Plus I am on all day, and so are you.

[Trent Steel]

we have kick ass do nothing jobs.

[AssMaster²]

Actually, I stay so busy it is fucking crazy, but I make time for MMC. Have you seen Saving silverman?

[Trent Steel]

yea.

this time of year i stay slow.


change your signature to the chuck norris signature.

[Magita]

you know i'm on vacation

[Trent Steel]

where are you on vacation to?

am i still on aim, or is it a penis?

[Trent Steel]

http://www.homensbonitos.hpg.ig.com.br/jeanclaudevandamme/vandamme006.jpg vs.

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris.jpg

[AssMaster²]

I do not know how to do signatures. That nun was so hot in saving silverman.

[AssMaster²]

Vandam would kill chuck.

[Trent Steel]

http://www.angelfire.com/zine2/feir/jcvd.html ('http://"http://www.angelfire.com/zine2/feir/jcvd.html"')
not safe for work van damme


http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/djfl/1075/107784b2.jpg

vs.
http://www.fantafilm.it/attori/vandamm.jpg

[Trent Steel]

go into user cp and then edit signature

http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/synapse_kt8c/sitenav/usercp.gif ('http://"http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/usercp.php?"')

then paste the picture in the box.

[AssMaster²]

Steven Segal is a pussy too.

[AssMaster²]

It keeps telling me that the pic is too big, even if i shrink it down.

[Trent Steel]

oh yea. that is anal

ill fix it for you. you are so hot

[Trent Steel]

http://img96.exs.cx/img96/7775/12gu.png

[Trent Steel]

http://back.boom.ru/Celebrities/Human/J/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme_001.jpg

vs.


http://www.provento.blogger.com.br/karate-kid.jpg

[AssMaster²]

AssMaster VS. Trent

[Keith Brown]

Guile would have destroyed Chuck Norris.

[Trent Steel]

did you ever play Street Fighter?

[Keith Brown]

Jean Claude Van Damme played Guile in the live action Street Fighter movie.


I loved Guile.

[Trent Steel]

i saw a new van damme movie at the video store last night.

I think he is going to straight to video films.

[MandeepKlas]

is this a suprise..???

[Trent Steel]

I never realized how many crappy movies he has done. I thought he was a little bit bigger actor than this, even though he is crappy.

Actor - filmography
(In Production ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000241/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj 0wfHE9amVhbiBjbGF1ZGUgdmFuIGRhbW1lfGh0bWw9MXxubT1v bg__;fc=1;ft=3;fm=1#actorinp"')) (2000s ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000241/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj 0wfHE9amVhbiBjbGF1ZGUgdmFuIGRhbW1lfGh0bWw9MXxubT1v bg__;fc=1;ft=3;fm=1#actor2000"')) (1990s ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000241/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj 0wfHE9amVhbiBjbGF1ZGUgdmFuIGRhbW1lfGh0bWw9MXxubT1v bg__;fc=1;ft=3;fm=1#actor1990"')) (1980s ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000241/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj 0wfHE9amVhbiBjbGF1ZGUgdmFuIGRhbW1lfGh0bWw9MXxubT1v bg__;fc=1;ft=3;fm=1#actor1980"'))


Kumite ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0410176/"') (2005) (filming ('http://"http://pro.imdb.com/r/legacy-inprod-name/inproduction/"')) .... Vic "The Cajun" Latour
Wake of Death ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367478/"') (2004) .... Ben Archer
Narco ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381442/"') (2004) .... Jean-Claude Van Damme fantasmé par Lenny
The Savage ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339135/"') (2003) .... Kyle LeBlanc
... aka In Hell (USA)
... aka The Shu (USA)
Derailed ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298296/"') (2002) .... Jacques Kristoff
... aka Terror Train (Europe: English title)
The Order ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0193364/"') (2001) .... Rudy Cafmeyer/Charles Le Vaillant
... aka Jihad Warrior (Philippines: English title)
Replicant ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0238552/"') (2001) .... The Torch-Edward Garrotte/Replicant
Coyote Moon ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139151/"') (1999) (V) .... Eddie Lomax
... aka Desert Heat (USA)
... aka Inferno (USA)
Universal Soldier: The Return ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0176269/"') (1999) .... Luc Deveraux
... aka Universal Soldier II (USA: informal alternative title)
... aka Universal Soldier IV (USA: informal alternative title)
Legionnaire ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126388/"') (1998) .... Alain Lefevre
Knock Off ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120724/"') (1998) .... Marcus Ray
Double Team ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119013/"') (1997) .... Jack Quinn
... aka The Colony
Maximum Risk ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117011/"') (1996) .... Alain Moreau/Mikhail Suverov
... aka Bloodstone
... aka The Exchange
The Quest ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117420/"') (1996/I) .... Christopher Dubois
Sudden Death ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114576/"') (1995) .... Darren McCord
Street Fighter: The Movie ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0161993/"') (1994/II) (VG) .... Colonel Guile
Street Fighter ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111301/"') (1994) .... Col. William F. Guile
... aka Street Fighter: The Battle for Shadaloo
... aka Street Fighter: The Movie
... aka Street Fighter: The Ultimate Battle
Timecop ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111438/"') (1994) .... Walker
Hard Target ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107076/"') (1993) .... Chance Boudreaux
Last Action Hero ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107362/"') (1993) .... Cameo Appearance
Nowhere to Run ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107711/"') (1993) .... Sam Gillen
Universal Soldier ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105698/"') (1992) .... Luc Deveraux/GR44
Double Impact ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101764/"') (1991) .... Alex/Chad Wagner
Death Warrant ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099385/"') (1990) .... Louis Burke
Lionheart ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100029/"') (1990) .... Lyon Gaultier
... aka A.W.O.L.
... aka A.W.O.L. - Absent Without Leave
... aka Wrong Bet
Kickboxer ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097659/"') (1989/I) .... Kurt Sloane
Cyborg ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097138/"') (1989) .... Gibson Rickenbacker
... aka Masters of the Universe II: The Cyborg (USA: TV title)
Black Eagle ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094750/"') (1988) .... Andrei
Bloodsport ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092675/"') (1988) .... Frank Dux
No Retreat, No Surrender ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089695/"') (1985) .... Ivan
... aka Karate Tiger (Europe: English title)
Monaco Forever ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087739/"') (1984) (as Jean-Claude Vandam) .... Gay Karate Man
Breakin' ('http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086998/"') (1984) (uncredited) .... Passerby in first dance sequence
... aka Breakdance: The Movie (Europe: English title)

[Trent Steel]

He dropped off after doing Street Fighter.

[AssMaster²]

I love the movie where he fighting people.

[Trent Steel]

he is like a ninja

did you see ashley simpson the other night?

http://channels.netscape.com/cp/celebrity/content/i/ashlee250.jpg


The Daily Whisper
Hottest Scoop on the 'Net




Not Entertained at Half
Oklahoma Sooner fans needed some half-time relief at last night's Orange Bowl but Ashlee Simpson didn't provide it. The rebellious Simpson sibling should have considered lip synching after her embarassing live screeching of "You make me want to scream" to wrap a less-than-moving show. The performance prompted audience boos from a 72,000 seat crowd that included big stars like Brad Pitt and Sean "P.Diddy" Combs. Maybe she should stick to studio performances or acting.

[AssMaster²]

Yeah I saw that, she sucked ass. But they all sucked ass to me.

[Trent Steel]

My goal is to have a huge ass fish tank above an entertainment system/above the TV when I get older.

But these are sweet.



http://www.infinityaquarium.com/INFINITY/Infinityimages/radiusfront.jpg




300 Gallon Marine Aquarium Room Divider
Concave Radius Front

http://www.infinityaquarium.com/INFINITY/Infinityimages/den.jpg






Two 140 gallon Marine Aquariums
Residential Installation

http://www.infinityaquarium.com/INFINITY/Infinityimages/bwall.jpg





125 Gallon Living Reef Aquarium
Commercial Installation

http://www.infinityaquarium.com/INFINITY/Infinityimages/bubble.jpg





250 Gallon Bubble Marine Aquarium
Residential Installation

[AssMaster²]

That was fucking random, but those are some kick ass aqariums.

[Keith Brown]

Those are awesome.

When Whitney and I buy our first house, I'm going to build one of those into one of the walls in our living room.

[Trent Steel]

THe second one would probably fulfill my goal of having it built into the entertainment center, but the first one is so cool also. I want to go search for more.

[Trent Steel]

dude this is a coffee table

http://www.aquariumcity.net/Aquariums/images/m3200.jpg

[AssMaster²]

I want built in the shape of a bathtub, so when I take a bath, fish are swimming around me.

[Trent Steel]

http://www.aquariumdesign.com/images/14.jpg fuck i want to be rich and married to you assman.

[AssMaster²]

That is a fucking sweet one there to. And if you ever get rich I will be more than happy to marry you...just do not tell Katie.

[Trent Steel]

California lotto is 57 million. i need to buy a ticket.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
California lotto is 57 million. i need to buy a ticket.
If you want to be with me, you do need to buy one.

[Trent Steel]

paypal me a dollar.

[AssMaster²]

What email do you want me to send it to?

[Heather.]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
we have kick ass do nothing jobs.

I have a gay ass do nothing school.

[Trent Steel]

ajcalvi@gmail.com

[Trent Steel]

i remember one time I paypaled mikey a large sum of money.
Everybody wanted to be my friend since then

[AssMaster²]

Thank you babe, if I paypal you a dollar, you promise to buy a ticket? And split the winnings with me?

[Trent Steel]

what numbers do you want. i'll take a picture to show ou.

[Trent Steel]

if we win, i'll give you an Abe Lincoln (not the money kind)

[AssMaster²]

What is an Abe Lincoln?

[Trent Steel]

didn't you get my IM this morning

[AssMaster²]

oh yeah. I got it. No deal. The only way I will paypal you a dollar is if you agree to split the money with me!!!!

[Trent Steel]

I Trent Steel will hearby split 50/50 the winnings $$$ of the CA Lottery with AssMaster². He is sending me the dollar and picking the numbers. I am going to go buy the ticket, and the drawing is today.

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[AssMaster²]

Money Sent: via paypal

5,15,22,43,30

SuperNumber: 9

[AssMaster²]

If you want to pick 3 numbers, just use 5,15,22 those are special to me.

[Trent Steel]

he SuperLOTTO Plus jackpot starts at $7 million and has reached a record $193 million because the jackpot rolls over and grows each time there is no winner. To win, all you have to do is pick five numbers from 1 to 47 and one MEGA number from 1 to 27 and match them to the numbers drawn by the Lottery. Winning numbers are drawn every Wednesday and Saturday at 7:57 PM.

I'll do your numbers. i'd feel bad if they won and i changed them

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
he SuperLOTTO Plus jackpot starts at $7 million and has reached a record $193 million because the jackpot rolls over and grows each time there is no winner. To win, all you have to do is pick five numbers from 1 to 47 and one MEGA number from 1 to 27 and match them to the numbers drawn by the Lottery. Winning numbers are drawn every Wednesday and Saturday at 7:57 PM.

I'll do your numbers. i'd feel bad if they won and i changed them


What will really suck if you do not change them, and the numbers you would have changed them too would have won. :(

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
What will really suck if you do not change them, and the numbers you would have changed them too would have won. :(

i have no nubmers in my head to chose.

[Magita]

oh, i'm two pages late

I'm not on vacation anywhere, I've just had six days off. Tomorrow I go back to work.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
i have no nubmers in my head to chose.

Dude, I got a good feeling. I think I am gonna pray to God or Santa one tonight and ask to win the lottery with my internet friend Trent(Andrew).


Plus if you win, I am gonna kiss you on the mouth.

[AssMaster²]

I will fuck a goat for a million dollars. Keith said that once. If we win, I am gonna hold him to it.

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
I will fuck a goat for a million dollars. Keith said that once. If we win, I am gonna hold him to it.
he'd eat a piece of corn poo for 1000

[AssMaster²]

We will make him do that to.

[Trent Steel]

TICKET
Drawing is in 16 minutes

[Trent Steel]

http://www.calottery.com/nc/static/images/common/winningnumbers/superLottoLogo.gif ('http://"http://www.calottery.com/games/superlottoplus/gms_slp_index.aspx"') http://www.calottery.com/nc/static/images/common/spacer.gif http://www.calottery.com/nc/static/images/common/spacer.gif http://www.calottery.com/nc/static/images/common/spacer.gif 9
11 32 41
42 2 Draw # 1853 - 1/5/2005 http://www.calottery.com/nc/static/images/common/spacer.gif http://www.calottery.com/nc/static/images/common/winningnumbers/mega.gif Xtra Rewards:
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:(

[AssMaster²]

That pisses me off, I just knew we were gonna win. I hate Cali.

[Trent Steel]

i'll send you a dollar for texas lottery.

[AssMaster²]

Give me some numbers too.

[NOFX13]

working sucks:(

[AssMaster²]

Working does suck. But me a Trent are gonna win the lottery.

[Trent Steel]

whats the jackpot and what are the rules?

[AssMaster²]

http://http://www.txlottery.org/online/howlotto.cfm ('http://"http://http://www.txlottery.org/online/howlotto.cfm"')

[Trent Steel]

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[Trent Steel]

i'll send you the numbers/money in like 2 hours.

[AssMaster²]

Awsome. We are sure to win this time :)

[AssMaster²]

http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6085&stc=1


here ya

[derekisdman]

Nice spammage in this thread, impressive

[AssMaster²]

This is not spam, this is how me and Trent are gonna become millionaires. So when we are millionaires, none of you bitches better come begging for money. We are gonna throw one party and pay for everyone's transport. After that......nothing.......

[Trent Steel]

remember, we just dont have to send them home.

[AssMaster²]

Dude, the drawing is not untill sat night. But it will be worth it...we are so gonna win....First thing I am gonna but is the biggest baddest 4 wheel drive I can find. Then I am gonna go buy an Armani suit. Then me my wife and Trent are gonna go on a vacation. I will probably take Keith,Mike, and Whitney with me too.

[Trent Steel]

Lets go to some remote location with lots of land around it for a vacation. Like Nebraska, no tsunamis there.

[AssMaster²]

Yeah and have the biggest party know to jews. We will hold a bar-mis-fah(sp? Jew party.)

[Trent Steel]

US: $350 million pledge to the tsunami-struck areas.


We spend that much money in 3 days in Iraq.

(in millions of U.S. dollars)

African Union 0.10

Algeria 2.00

Australia 815.00

Austria 10.88 (13.60)

Bahrain 2.00

Belgium 16.32

Britain 95.00 (146.00)

Bulgaria 0.14

Canada 80.00

China 60.42

Cyprus 0.37

Czech Republic 0.668 (2.68)

Denmark 76.83

EU 529.00

Finland 15.88 (21.90)

France 64.57 (49.00)

Germany 680 (200.00)

Greece 1.34 (14.70)

Hungary 1.20

India 25.00

Ireland 13.62 (18.20)

Italy 95.00

Japan 500.00

Kuwait 10.00

Libya 2.00

Luxembourg 6.80

Netherlands 34.00

New Zealand 3.60

North Korea 0.15

Norway 181.90

Poland 1.00 (1.30)

Portugal 10.88 (2.72)

Qatar 25.00

Saudi Arabia 30.00

Singapore 23.10

Slovakia 0.23

Slovenia 0.24

South Korea 50.00

Spain 68.02

Sweden 80.00

Switzerland 23.81 (39.24)

Taiwan 50.25

Turkey 1.25

UAE 20.00

USA 350.00

Venezuela 2.00

World Bank 250.00

Total: 4,611.618 (765.73)

[AssMaster²]

Dude...do not put that shit on our Lottery Thread...you will fuck up our luck. Delete it now!!!!!!!!

[Trent Steel]

no. when we win the lottery, im going to invest in MMC, and make more money and double every countries donation.

[AssMaster²]

MMC does not pull in the much money for you to get your returns.

[Trent Steel]

don't you see the google adds.

[AssMaster²]

I avoid them like the plaugue

[Trent Steel]

2 more hours im going to go home and take a nap.

you never responded ot my Private Message. I took all that time.

[AssMaster²]

Dude it was funny. I forwarded it to Keith. Post in here so everyone can enjoy it and shit.

[Trent Steel]

no. i dont care anymore. you hurt my feelings.

[AssMaster²]

I am sorry baby.

[Trent Steel]

doesn't matter.

[AssMaster²]

Fuck you then cunt, see if I apologize to you again.

[Trent Steel]

its too late.

[AssMaster²]

Fuck you. Don't be a fucking baby, I will face slap your bitch.

[Trent Steel]

its done with. lets forget about it. it is in the past.

[AssMaster²]

Deal. Moving on.

[Trent Steel]

you can't move on. you have our lottery ticket that is going to make us hundredaires.

[AssMaster²]

No doubt, and neighbors.

[Trent Steel]

7 more minutes then i go home.

From the time i get up to the time i get home, will be 3 minutes i hope.

[AssMaster²]

You must live close to work.

[Trent Steel]

Im leaving right...

[Trent Steel]

now.

[AssMaster²]

Later.

[Trent Steel]

home.

[AssMaster²]

took you 9 minutes

[Trent Steel]

it was raining so it took like a minute to leave the parking lot. then i had to wait at teh street light, then i had to turn on my comptuer and load up MMC and say I'm home and click reply.

[AssMaster²]

So it took longer than 3 minutes

[AssMaster²]

We did not win good buddy :(

[Trent Steel]

:(

i feel unlucky now.

[AssMaster²]

Yeah we should jump off a bridge and drown ourselves

[Trent Steel]

no. we'd probably hit a rock.

[AssMaster²]

Yeah. That would suck. I might be quitting MMC soon. I am trying to get transferred from the parts dept to the field to be a Tech. If I become a tech, I will lose my office and computer. I will make 15-20 grand a year more though.

[Trent Steel]

AND USE THAT MONEY TO BUY A COMPUTER AND INTERNET AT HOME!

[AssMaster²]

I have a computer and internet at home, but it is dial up and it blow my ass. And ussually at home, I do not like to get on the comp. I ussualy prefer to socialize with friends and family.

[Trent Steel]

you suck.

[AssMaster²]

Don't be sad. I will get your phone number and start calling you every day.

[Trent Steel]

:( im going to cry.

[AssMaster²]

*Slaps Trent and screams "Be a Man"*

I do not have the job yet. They might tell me to fuck myself.

[Trent Steel]

no they wont. you are a hard worker and do nothing but hard work at work. you will get the job

[AssMaster²]

Ha ha. That is funny. I am not as worthless as yall all think. I am probably the best person in parts here.

[Trent Steel]

i dont like the ass in your signature.

[AssMaster²]

Is that better. I got rid of the ass. I thought it was fitting cause I am AssMAster and shit.

[Trent Steel]

yea. but this is a pg website. my supervisors will be mad at me if i am looking at wiggling butts.

[AssMaster²]

You are the one always posting porn and making me all hard.

[AssMaster²]

What the fuck. This is our thread. When I make a thread for Trent and AssMaster, I expect you to fucking post all the fucking time you little douche!!!!!

[Trent Steel]

I am posting!

[AssMaster²]

Dude, I have checked this tread numerous times, there is not shit to post anywhere else. All lame shit. This be a good thread.

[Trent Steel]

that is why i wasn't posting much during the day. this is the only good thread. i think we need to start up an Assmaster&Trent website.

[AssMaster²]

Lets wait untill I see if I become a Field Tech before we do that.

[Trent Steel]

but then i'll never talk to you again.

[AssMaster²]

Probably not. Sux for you.

[Trent Steel]

yea. what will i do when i am at work and have a computer infront of me and nothing to do.

[AssMaster²]

I do not know, you are making me feel guilty. :(

[Trent Steel]

do something good with the extra money you'll be making

[AssMaster²]

Like take care of my family?

[Trent Steel]

....yes, what did you think i meant?

im bored. be good. i have to go lifeguard now

http://ci.santa-rosa.ca.us/rp/Aquatics/Tra...rainingpool.htm ('http://"http://ci.santa-rosa.ca.us/rp/Aquatics/Trainingpool.htm"')

[AssMaster²]

So Trent, whatcha want to talk about today? Ass Sex?

[Trent Steel]

im eating a breakfast sandwhich. its good.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
im eating a breakfast sandwhich. its good.
I had a honey bun :) So do you like Ass Sex?

[Trent Steel]

giving or recieiving or watching?

[AssMaster²]

Watching or giving?

[AssMaster²]

Watching or giving.

[Trent Steel]

ooh. this could be like the new "choice game" thread.

[AssMaster²]

No. It is just me and you talking. So answer the fucking question.

[Trent Steel]

id rather give.

when gay guys go poo, do they get horny?

[AssMaster²]

I am not gay, but I get horn-e for sure.

[Trent Steel]

wow. do you like it when the water splashes up to your ass becasue it was so big and heavy?

[AssMaster²]

Depends on whether or not I have peed in the toilet or not.

If I have then yes.

If I have not then yes.

So wait, the answer is yes, my bad.

[Trent Steel]

its a beautiful sun shining day outside.

[AssMaster²]

It not to bad here either, the sun is not shining a whole lot, but eh...can not complain. Are you a boss? Why does a lifey have computer?

[Trent Steel]

no. well sometimes during the summer I am a Head Lifeguard. I am overal responsible but i have bosses and stuff. But I sit here at a computer and wait for peopel to come in and I take their money. City Jobs are good. The entire city is on a T1 Connetion to the internet, even though it doesn't help our jobs very much.

http://ci.santa-rosa.ca.us/rp/Aquatics/finleycam1.JPG

[Trent Steel]

http://www.linkdumper.com/game/track-and-field-2/ ('http://"http://www.linkdumper.com/game/track-and-field-2/"') play me

[AssMaster²]

I ain't got time to sit and play games.

[Trent Steel]

liar. you have time to respond to postings.

[AssMaster²]

I can do that quick

[Trent Steel]

im tired. about to drink a Bawls

[AssMaster²]

What be a bawls?

[Trent Steel]

Its cheaper than a redbull and tastes good.

http://www.bawls.com/gogx.jpg

Bawls Guarana
Category: Guarana Enhanced; Packaging: 10 oz glass
With its striking blue bottle and high powered guarana taste, Bawls Guarana is the perfect beverage for adult consumers looking for a refreshing and energizing beverage. This unique beverage, which makes a great mixer with (or substitute for) alcoholic beverages, is flavored with guarana, an Amazonian berry which is caffeine packed for an extra kick. Light and sweet with a hint of spice, Bawls has a flavor that is truly unique. Overall, a great tasting beverage with stellar packaging -- definitely give it a try.

[AssMaster²]

Does it taste like red bull? Will you mail me one?

[Trent Steel]

it tastes more like sprite or seven up, but better.

whats your zip code.

[AssMaster²]

75792

[Trent Steel]

it thinks you are form alaska. you are going to have to search manually.

http://www.bawls.com/locator/store.php ('http://"http://www.bawls.com/locator/store.php"')

[AssMaster²]

Will you not just send it to me?

[Trent Steel]

shipping is expensive.

[AssMaster²]

Dude, please for real.

[Trent Steel]

buying it and shippign would cost me 8$. I dont have 8$ right now when you can go drive to the store and buy one.

[Trent Steel]

<SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: windowtext"><FONT size=3>There are several main types of homosexual activities:

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
<SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: windowtext"><FONT size=3>There are several main types of homosexual activities:
There are several main types of homosexual activities:

1 - Oral sex—This is the primary method used, and it involves swallowing sperm. Because semen contains many of the germs found in blood, eating it is essentially the same as drinking someone else’s raw blood. This is a very unhealthful, dangerous practice. The penis is often infected, and has often been placed in another person’s rectum.
As a result, oral sex leads rather quickly to hepatitis A, gonorrhea, HIV, and/or hepatitis B.

Because they have sex with so many different people (over 70% admit that, with over half their partners, they have had sex only once [A. Bell & M. Weinberg, Homosexualities, p. 18], the risk of infection is quite high. Gays average between 10 and 110 partners per year).


2 - Rectal sex—About 90% of gays have done this (New Engl J. Med., 1980, 302:45-48). About two-thirds do it regularly. The rectal lining is only one cell thick, and semen readily penetrates it, transmitting AIDS and other diseases. It is quite common for the rectal wall to be torn, which causes direct rectal infections, plus transmitting hepatitis B, HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea and other diseases.

“Fisting” (the insertion of the fist, bottles, carrots, and live gerbils [C. Adams, The Reader, Mar 28, 1986] is also done). This not only increases contamination, but can result in a person’s having to wear a colostomy bag and diapers for the rest of his life. By 1977, over a third of gays admitted to having done it.

3 - Fecal sex—Oddly enough, those who enter upon homosexual activities like to eat human manure, and spray urine in one another’s face! There is supposed to be happiness in doing this.

Fecal sex involves licking the anus and/or eating fecal matter. In a diary study, 70% of gays had engaged in this (and half regularly) in the previous 6 months (New Engl J. Med., 1980, 302:45-48).

The result is hepatitis A, a dangerous liver infection. In addition, certain enteric parasites enter the body (the medical term for the infection is “gay bowel syndrome”).

Eating feces also results in typhoid fever, herpes, and cancer. One study found that 10% of the gays with some of these infections (including amoeba, giardia, and shigella) “were employed as food handlers in public establishments” (New Engl J. Med., 1980, 302:45-48).

A January-June 1991 CDC report found that 66% of the hepatitis A cases in New York were gays. Rates for other U.S. cities were comparable (CDC Report, MMWR 1992, 41:155-64). A 1982 study noted that gays are spreading hepatitis A to the general population.

4 - Urine sex—The largest gay survey to date found that 23% drank, or splashed one another with, urine. This adds to the rate of infection from various diseases. Their “pleasures” are utterly weird.

A San Francisco study of 655 gays summarized the above practices: 5% drank urine, 7% did “fisting,” 33% ate feces, 53% swallowed semen, and 59% received semen in their rectums—during the previous month alone (Amer. J. Public Health, 1985, 75:493-496).

The Seattle sexual diary study reported that, in one year, a gay fellated 108, swallowed semen from 48, exchanged saliva with 96, penetrated 68 anuses, and swallowed fecal matter from 19 others (New Engl J. Med., 1980, 302:45-48).
Now you can understand why homosexuals get sick and die far more quickly than nearly any other group of people in the nation! The fear of AIDS has hardly reduced the amount of gay activities or varied contacts.

Surveys reveal that between a third to a half of gays do it in public restrooms; 45-90% in gay bathhouses, and 45-90% also use illegal drugs (K. Jay & A. Young, The Gay Report; P. Gebhard & A. Johnson, The Kinsey Data, p. 17).

[AssMaster²]

That is why we should kill the queers

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
That is why we should kill the queers
alot of straight people do that stuff

[AssMaster²]

You. You do it AssFag.

[Trent Steel]

are you going to sign your daughter up for swim lessons; mommy and me classes?

[AssMaster²]

No, I will teach her to swim in a pond with ducks.

[Trent Steel]

ducks leave big poopies

[AssMaster²]

Taste like chocolate

[Trent Steel]

occasionally we would have a pair of ducks each spring team who just end up living at the pool. Man, if you see them swimming and then there is a HUGE cloud behind them.

[AssMaster²]

Yall just left them there?

[Trent Steel]

cant do much when it dissipates into the water.

[Trent Steel]

how big is katies belly.

[AssMaster²]

Looks like she has a cantelope in it.

[Trent Steel]

how cute.

[AssMaster²]

She does look cute...makes me happy. I curl up behind her and hold her belly.

[Trent Steel]

i want pictures. not wedding pictures.

[Trent Steel]

post it in this thread because nobody ever reads this. this is like our little love nest.

[AssMaster²]

I will try to get some on this week.

[Trent Steel]

ok. i will get of me tommorow.

[AssMaster²]

What does that mean?

[Trent Steel]

pictures

[AssMaster²]

oK. i am so excited. Weeeeeeeeeeee,

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
oK. i am so excited. Weeeeeeeeeeee,wwee weee

[AssMaster²]

You need to come to East Texas and go coon hunting

[Trent Steel]

did you take pictures yet?

[AssMaster²]

I took some this weekend, but i have not uploaded them the comp yet

[Trent Steel]

dude! you're going to be a daddy.

[AssMaster²]

I know, I am so excited, we got a doctor appt. today. I hope they do another sonagram, but I doubt they will :(. I do not think we will get another one till next month.

[AssMaster²]

Are you gonna come down to see my baby when it is born?

[Trent Steel]

i'll bring the celebration cigars.

[AssMaster²]

Awsome, bring a teddy bear too for the baby, not me.

[Trent Steel]

how is your nicotine quit going?

[AssMaster²]

Ehh....not so well. I did good for a while, but I am sucking it up now. Do you think we will ever beat the canadian thread.

[Trent Steel]

no. you need to stop smoking. you dont want your daughter to grow up smoking.

[AssMaster²]

I know, I know. I need to just do it. Will you pay me for a trip to Cali for a week, and you can make me quit.

[AssMaster²]

Hello Trent? What the fuck? I mean you are supposed to talk to me.

[Trent Steel]

i was lifeguarding. i dont have a computer out there.

[AssMaster²]

But has been your turn for a while now ass

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
But has been your turn for a while now ass
B4 to C8.

Checkmate.

[AssMaster²]

Face hit with Bow staff. Checkmate avoidance powerlevel 7. Cast supermodel spell powerlevel 33. Turns Trent in to Swedish swimsuit model.



*Has Sex*

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
Face hit with Bow staff. Checkmate avoidance powerlevel 7. Cast supermodel spell powerlevel 33. Turns Trent in to Swedish swimsuit model.



*Has Sex*
grabs KY Jelly and a Can of tuna

[AssMaster²]

Want to play virtual poker?

[Trent Steel]

i can't connect to yahoo games or other types of games at work.//firewall

[AssMaster²]

I was talking on here. What do you have?

[Trent Steel]

what do you mean.

[AssMaster²]

What cards do you have?

[Trent Steel]

2 pair.

[AssMaster²]

I have a royal flush...you lose...ha ha.

[Trent Steel]

no. you have diarrhea

[AssMaster²]

Good one. Fag.

[NOFX13]

whats up workers who work like me

[Trent Steel]

you dont talk to mandeepklas anymore. how come.

[NOFX13]

shes been goin to school alot lately... and hasnt had time for MMC

what a fool girl!

[AssMaster²]

Hit her in the face. That is what you have to do to women.

[Trent Steel]

with your schlong.

[Trent Steel]

i wish i could view how many points i have in the bank. i would have like 1 billion right now if brandon would fix it.

[NOFX13]

i will take the advice from the married man

when i see her next shes gettin a smackin

i have a feeling its gonna feel better then i actually thought

[AssMaster²]

Nothing feels better than hitting a woman that deserves it. Smack my bitch up.

[AssMaster²]

Bump and bump. Trent, what is your middle name?

[Trent Steel]

josef

[NOFX13]

trent josef steeeeel!

[AssMaster²]

Mine is Randall. Ass Randall Master.



NoFx?

[NOFX13]

mines 'william edward' :cool:



nofx13 william edward Sauriol

[AssMaster²]

You canadains got hard fucking names.

[NOFX13]

i know:(


where do you work at ass?

[AssMaster²]

A place called Universal Compression. It is like the oil field, but it is for natural gas.

[NOFX13]

nice what exactly do you do?

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by NOFX13
trent josef steeeeel!andrew josef calvi

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by NOFX13
nice what exactly do you do?
As little as possible. But I am supposed to be a parts man. Purchasing, shit like that.

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
As little as possible. But I am supposed to be a parts man. Purchasing, shit like that.
does stuff need to be purchased everyday?

[AssMaster²]

Yeah, these gas compressor must stay running.

[Trent Steel]

how long does it take to buy stuff

[AssMaster²]

I never quit, I buy stuff everyday. Most of it is over night or Hot shotted.

[Trent Steel]

is this going to be your career job.

[AssMaster²]

I do not know. I make pretty good money. Better than a lot of people with college degrees in this area. I really do not know where I will be in a few years. I want to own my own business, but it is so hard and the failure rate is so high. I am afraid of failure with so many people depending on me :(

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
I do not know. I make pretty good money. Better than a lot of people with college degrees in this area. I really do not know where I will be in a few years. I want to own my own business, but it is so hard and the failure rate is so high. I am afraid of failure with so many people depending on me :(
strip club?

[AssMaster²]

No, I want to build houses.

[AssMaster²]

Trent is a class A fuck stick whore monger.

[Trent Steel]

im not talking to you anymore until you are ungrumpy

[AssMaster²]

How was your weekend? Did you do anything fun?

[Trent Steel]

I had my skills practical final for the Fire Academy.

[Trent Steel]

I passed. YAY FOR ME. it was scary though because it was pass/fail. And Failing it is bad bad news.

That night i went out and celebrated with 5 bars.

[AssMaster²]

Fuck shit man, MMC is sucking my shit today. Nothing to do here to save my fucking life. The few random post I have seen have been feeble attempts at shit today. It makes me sad, real sad. I would have settled on Douche bag.