are you MMC Platinum

[Trent Steel]

Yea or No

[AssMaster²]

Do to a series of events( Mike breaking a young girls heart and driving her from these boards) I became Platinum by robbing her screen name and changing it.


I am a God. Or God-like. You pick. You picker.

[Trent Steel]

I thought you broke her heart also you stud man?

[AssMaster²]

I am sure I did, but Mike broke her Hymen. That hurt worse than any broken heart.

[Trent Steel]

ouch. im glad im not a girl. If i was, I'd get rid of it as soon as i coudl with the biggest penis i could find.

It also sucks being the guy. You know you are putting them through the pain.

Thats why its better to do it in the butt.

[goolsby]

i should be

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
ouch. im glad im not a girl. If i was, I'd get rid of it as soon as i coudl with the biggest penis i could find.

It also sucks being the guy. You know you are putting them through the pain.

Thats why its better to do it in the butt.

I have never had relations with a girl that liked in the ass. They all say it hurts to bad. Bitches. I am so gonna get some novicane for the ass.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by goolsby
i should be
I disagree.

[Magita]

My hymen broke when I was 10 or 11.

There's a restuarant called Hyman's here, and it serves really bad seafood.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Magita
My hymen broke when I was 10 or 11.

There's a restuarant called Hyman's here, and it serves really bad seafood.
Did you break it with your finger or did a hung black man make you a woman at a young age?

[Michael Fornal]

Her dad did it. :/

By accident, mind you. He was going for the other hole.

[Magita]

Neither. I was riding my bike, and when I came home afterwards, I thought I had gotten my period for the first time.

Most girls' hymens are gone by the time they're 14 anyway, before they have sex.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Her dad did it. :/

By accident, mind you. He was going for the other hole.

That makes me happy. Stupud Dad, being drunk and missing the whole.

[derekisdman]

I should be too

[AssMaster²]

I nominate Derek.

[Trent Steel]

you can only do hat in the vip room

[derekisdman]

What's this vip room you speak of

[AssMaster²]

Only platinum members can do see it.

[derekisdman]

Well I consider myself a VIP even if I'm not platinum. They should call it the platinum room!

[Trent Steel]

Its going to be renamed the trent steel ultra lounge.

[derekisdman]

That works too

[Trent Steel]

www.inthevip.com ('http://"http://www.inthevip.com"')

[nickbahh]

Will its name be changed bi-weekly like yours too?

[NOFX13]

how much does platinum cost

[AssMaster²]

45 dollars a month. But you are entered in to a drawing each month with a chance to win 500 dollas. I have not won yet, but Keith has won twice.

[NOFX13]

whoa not bad indeed

500bucks is always good

45 bucks a month is not

[AssMaster²]

It is worth it. You are bound to win one out of ten months. You make some money on top of that to. If you want to join just paypal my account. KyleWoodall@msn.com

















































If anyone paypal's me money, it is not refundable do to your stupidity.

[Trent Steel]

brandon got rid of platinum. figured nobody was going to pay for it.

[NOFX13]

this forum needs a president :cool:

[Trent Steel]

ambassoder fuck i cant spell

oh well. you know what i meant. if we were in a conversation face to face, my spelling would be perfect

[NOFX13]

this aint no spellin B haha


we do need an amabasaassssador

[Trent Steel]

i was goign to go poop at about 8-830 this morning. i still haven't gone. i forgot about it. i should go soon. when i was in boy scouts, this guy would never poo on any of the trips.

On a 50 mile backpackign trip, he held it for 6 days then plugged up a hotel room after.

Another trip we left him in the bathroom as the bus was leaving, people forgot about him.

Another one he held it for 8 days roughly, but had to go because we had another 3 days left.

[NOFX13]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
i was goign to go poop at about 8-830 this morning. i still haven't gone. i forgot about it. i should go soon. when i was in boy scouts, this guy would never poo on any of the trips.

On a 50 mile backpackign trip, he held it for 6 days then plugged up a hotel room after.

Another trip we left him in the bathroom as the bus was leaving, people forgot about him.

Another one he held it for 8 days roughly, but had to go because we had another 3 days left.

hahaha man u better get goin quick dude

it aint healthy to be backin shit up

[Trent Steel]

yea. i need to brush my teeth also.

[NOFX13]

only good thing about brushing your teeth is havin a nice fresh mouth

[brandon-n]

this month platinum will give out a car

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by brandon
this month platinum will give out a car
Hurry and paypal me now, so you do not miss your oppurtunity to win the 350z that Brandon is giving away. Rememer paypal KyleWoodall@msn.com

[Trent Steel]

mmc is really taking off in the world.

[NOFX13]

give me Platinum :D


for free obviously :rolleyes:

[Trent Steel]

that offer was done days ago.

[NOFX13]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
that offer was done days ago.


damn!

[Magita]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
Its going to be renamed the trent steel ultra lounge.

Because you're the only one who ever makes threads in it. :D

Derek should be platinum.

[derekisdman]

I feel so much <3 in this thread. It is giving me a certain platinum glow already, so becoming a platinum member is no longer even needed. <3 x 100

[Magita]

I thought you were already platinum.

But I thought JP was too.

I should make my own platinum.