So.

[Kevin]

So jared, who stole it.

[Prognar]

Jar jar did.

[Automat0r]

It's obvious Jared did it.

[Trent Steel]

I want the jade monkey returned by the next full moon...

[Kevin]

well jared, who was it

[Setzer]

Yeah who did it?

[Jared]

Im not going to tell. If he wants to tell you guys, he will.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

So lame.

-JP

[Iggy]

Did he turn himself in?

[Jared]

Yes he did. TO the person the he stole from, so, me and my famil know, donna knows, and a few people that were at the party know.

[GooglyMoogly]

The dude who stole your truck? You found 'im?

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by GooglyMoogly
The dude who stole your truck? You found 'im?

Dude....no.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Still lame.

-JP

[Setzer]

You make a huge deal of it here on mmc, then you don't tell us who the thief is? I'm sorry but that is totally fucked up. Next time, don't make such a big deal of something if you have no plans on filling out the details after its all said and done.

[Automat0r]

Originally posted by Setzer
You make a huge deal of it here on mmc, then you don't tell us who the thief is? I'm sorry but that is totally fucked up. Next time, don't make such a big deal of something if you have no plans on filling out the details after its all said and done.

Exactly.

[derekisdman]

I'll pay you if you tell me, you're in need of money so you'd be wise to take the offer.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Just checked again.

































Still lame.

-JP

[PunkGo]

yea man, i mean...u made a huge post on the forums....why not just talk to the people who were at the party.

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by PunkGo
yea man, i mean...u made a huge post on the forums....why not just talk to the people who were at the party.

Its simple:

A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N

[Kevin]

O'Jerry O'Jerry O'Jerry...

[Jonathan_again]

Guys maybe we could look up the police reports or something? Afterall, the cops were on the tail of the theif within HOURS, and a FULL investigation was launched immediately, right? :chuckle:

[Kevin]

YES because THEY knew what THEY had done and turned themselves in because they knew that they were in BIG trouble

[James]

Oh you. Teehee.

[Michael Fornal]

I'm just curious if Jared went and beat the persons ass when he found out who it was, like he said he was going to.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Bump.

-JP

[Jonathan_again]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
I'm just curious if Jared went and beat the persons ass when he found out who it was, like he said he was going to.

Negative =/

I didn't even apologize/turn myself in so I don't know who he's talking about. WTF?

[NatrlBornThrllr]

To the top.

-JP

[Kenny]

ttt

[Automat0r]

Bump this shit until we find out who did it.

[Kenny]

should have done this a long time ago... thread stuck. :)

[Automat0r]

You > ALL.

[Aaron]

its david...it hasnt posted since it happened

[Automat0r]

It probably was that dumbass David.

[Kenny]

Sounds about right.

[brandon-n]

ill tell the first person to paypal me $5 bucks

[Kenny]

not worth it, we already know it's david

[Aaron]

damn im good

[Clix]

Originally posted by Aaron
its david...it hasnt posted since it happened

Until you got proof. Shut up moron.

[Fox Hound]

what in the hell are you guys talking about?

[Scott McQuaig]

Originally posted by Clix
Until you got proof. Shut up moron.
Uh oh.. e-threat!

[Clix]

Originally posted by Scott McQuaig
Uh oh.. e-threat!

You know it!

[GooglyMoogly]

I would just say who it was. I mean, if we don't know, how're we gonna keep 'em outta our house?
Not that anyone knows me, really. Or knows where I live for that matter. I'm just sayin'.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Bump to the top of the sticky section.

-JP

[Fidel]

Originally posted by GooglyMoogly
I would just say who it was. I mean, if we don't know, how're we gonna keep 'em outta our house?
Not that anyone knows me, really. Or knows where I live for that matter. I'm just sayin'.
Yeah cause I sure as hell don't know where you live. ;)

[GooglyMoogly]

Touche, my friend. Touche. You've been to the new house? Didja see my Shrine O' Rock? Or my life sized Bride poster? Yeah, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN WHERE I SLEEP! WITH THE HARRY POTTER POSTER OF GARY OLDMAN WATCHING ME WHILE I SLEEP!

Hold me, Gary Oldman.

[Heather.]

so it wasnt David?

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Buuummmmp.

-JP

[Clix]

Jared does need to tell us.

[Kevin]

emodave

[Clix]

bump..

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Buummmp.

-JP

[NatrlBornThrllr]

To the top.

-JP

[Clix]

so how many times you think this thread will be bumped before we got an answer?

[GooglyMoogly]

Answer: Bump.

[BLUCIVIC]

i dont think we will ever get an answer

[Kevin]

ttt who did it

[Automat0r]

C'mon Jared seriously..who did it?

[BLUCIVIC]

i say everyone needs to bump this at least twice a day

[NatrlBornThrllr]

In that case, bump.

-JP

[Automat0r]

Make this thread go BUMP BUMP BUMP.

[BLUCIVIC]

bump

[Kevin]

ttt

[BLUCIVIC]

bump

[Kevin]

sticky this kris/kenny

[NatrlBornThrllr]

This is the second time it's been sticky'd...and it's been bumped numerous times.

Just tell us already, Jared. You're the one who brought us into it. While I don't particularly have to worry about regularly hanging out with this person, I'd still like to know which one of the people I associate with on a daily basis is guilty of stealing stuff from a woman who was apparently cool enough to open her doors so a bunch of people she doesn't know could attend a party.

You're the one who thought it appropriate to make it a public ordeal by using the boards to threaten this person and ask our assistance. The least you can do is tell us who it was. Hell, you haven't even explained to us why it is you made such a huge deal, and now refuse to close the book on the whole thing. You went from threatening to kick this person's ass to protecting their reputation? That's fucking lame.

-JP

[Kevin]

JP > mmc

[Setzer]

Originally posted by Kevin
JP > mmc

agreed

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Bump to the top of the sticky section.

-JP

[Kevin]

re-bump

[BLUCIVIC]

bump

[Clix]

It hink we should constantly PM jared until he tells us, make numerous threads about him telling us, and make sure this si the first thing he sees when he gets on MMC until he tells us.

[Kevin]

wow clix, thats actually a good idea. nice job

[Clix]

Originally posted by Kevin
wow clix, thats actually a good idea. nice job

I try :D

[Clix]

Originally posted by Kevin
wow clix, thats actually a good idea. nice job

I try :D


So how bout it guys? make jared hate MMC until he spills it?

[Automat0r]

Kevin it's Clux.

[Clix]

Originally posted by Automat0r
Kevin it's Clux.

Shut up.

[Kevin]

OH HI

[Kevin]

ttt

[Kevin]

BUMP

this isnt going away

[Clix]

Poor Jared :(

[James]

Originally posted by Kevin
ttt

haha wtf

[0ctan3]

Originally posted by James
haha wtf

The guy in the pic has a bump on his head

[James]

Originally posted by 0ctan3
The guy in the pic has a bump on his head

Oh, I just thought it was a sissy patch

[Automat0r]

Jar jar did it. That fuckfaced bitch.

He lost all that weight to stash the shit in his oversized shirt.

[Hobo]

Originally posted by Automat0r
Jar jar did it. That fuckfaced bitch.

He lost all that weight to stash the shit in his oversized shirt.



HAHAH

[annnnndddd1]

im shocked and apalled

[Kevin]

this thread will haunt you

[Automat0r]

Originally posted by Kevin
this thread will haunt you JARED GORETHONAL GAYNES

Thank me later Kev.

[Jared]

Your right about one thing.

A good lot of my clothes, no longer fit.

Luckily, I still have the current fashions from 1998 and 1997 to keep me company until I can buy some new clothes. lol

But as for who did it, JP knows. See if he will tell you.

[BLUCIVIC]

this sucks

[Automat0r]

So basically Jared you lead us on and get us all hyped up for no reason? Thats f'ed up man.

[Jared]

Originally posted by Automat0r
So basically Jared you lead us on and get us all hyped up for no reason? Thats f'ed up man.

Yall came to the conclusion months ago.

Kenny knows, maybe he will tell you..

[Kenny]

I do know lolzzzzzz. It was david and clix.

[BLUCIVIC]

Originally posted by Kenny
I do know lolzzzzzz. It was david and clix.
hahaha are u for real?

[Automat0r]

I knew it was those two.

[0ctan3]

so what happened anyways, i already forgot.

[Automat0r]

Clux and David jacked some shit from Jareds neighbors house. Jared was throwing a party there, and they went in some bedroom and jacked shit.

[brandon-n]

and had sex w each other

[Clix]

Originally posted by Kenny
I do know lolzzzzzz. It was david and clix.


Bah fuck you Kenny, I wasnt even there. Fucker :P :damnit: :damnit:

[BLUCIVIC]

they are very stupid for doing something like that

[BLUCIVIC]

Originally posted by Clix
Bah fuck you Kenny, I wasnt even there. Fucker :P :damnit: :damnit:
but you two did have sex right?

[Clix]

Originally posted by BLUCIVIC
but you two did have sex right?

Only if that means we didn't.

[Automat0r]

CLUX FUX DUX THEN FUX DAVID SHUX CLUX!

[Automat0r]

HAHA I got a better one..CLUX FUX DAVID FOR BUX.

[Clix]

Originally posted by Automat0r
CLUX FUX DUX THEN FUX DAVID SHUX CLUX!


Uhh this is America Face, speak ENGLISH! :)

[Automat0r]

hehe :)

stfu clux :)

[Kenny]

it was clux in the library with the lead pipe!!!

[Clix]

Originally posted by Kenny
it was clux in the library with the lead pipe!!!


Face in the tent with the carving knife!

[BLUCIVIC]

so clux what did you guys steal again?

[Automat0r]

..that..made no sense Clux =/

What is your real name? Heh.

[BLUCIVIC]

Originally posted by Automat0r
..that..made no sense Clux =/

What is your real name? Heh.
i think its Cum Guzzler

[Clix]

Originally posted by BLUCIVIC
i think its Cum Guzzler

I think it's Tom..

[BLUCIVIC]

Originally posted by Clix
I think it's Tom..
tom cum guzzler?

[Automat0r]

Tom the cum guzzler.

[Clix]

Originally posted by Automat0r
Tom the cum guzzler.


I thought you were the cum guzzler on MMC face?!?

[Automat0r]

Heather was, then you took her Place.





Tom.

[Clix]

Originally posted by Automat0r
Heather was, then you took her Place.





Tom.


Nononono don't confuse me with yourself facey :)

[Automat0r]

lol you're so joyful I wonder why Tom :)

[Automat0r]

Alex, I'll also need you to pull out the "I'll kill you" pic in this thread please. Thanks.

[Hobo]

Originally posted by Automat0r
HAHA I got a better one..CLUX FUX DAVID FOR BUX.


clux fux and sux
hoping to make big bux

[Automat0r]

Originally posted by Hobo
clux fux and sux
hoping to make big bux

Haha I likes :)

[Jared]

lol @ this thread..

[Kevin]

haha your car is smiling at me.

[Jared]

Dont feel special, it smiles at everyone..

All kinds of people been up in it, my car is a slut.

[Kevin]

l0l @ jared being in england

[derekisdman]

Is he really?

[thejoefranks]

this thread is gravy.

[Kevin]

yeah he is

[derekisdman]

What the hell is he planning on doing there

[Kevin]

his girlfriend/soulmate?

[derekisdman]

I thought she came here? Did he move there or is he visiting

[Kevin]

he just left, according to my sources. theres rumors of some moving in too

[Kenny]

oh hay thar feller

[thejoefranks]

he should be allowed to post for a while. his were the most entertaining.

[Heather.]

I heard of proposal from source himself

[derekisdman]

Bring him back so Trent can't become the new top poster

[thejoefranks]

funny schtuff.

[Magita]

I don't get it.

[Michael Fornal]

I don't get why everyone obsesses over his life all the time.

[Keith Brown]

Honestly....I dont get it either.

I've never understood why everybody on here acts as if he is so important to them that they need to keep constant maintanance on his life and his actions.

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
Honestly....I dont get it either.

I've never understood why everybody on here acts as if he is so important to them that they need to keep constant maintanance on his life and his actions.

well. edd has recently returned from mesquite where he saw this advert in a shop window


POSITION VACANT
Following the retirement, due to over use, of the previous holder MMC now has an opening for a
BOARD WHIPPINGBOY
for general scapegoating duties.

The succesfull applicant should be from Texas. Applicants with an abode in Mesquite or the DFW area will be looked upon especially favourably. Sig making skills considered an advantage.

The holder of the office will recieve a uniform, car sticker & their very own nickname based on a possibly ineffectual popular culture figure.

MMC is an equal opportunity hater & so demands some immediately obvious visible physical characteristic onto which our feeble minds may grasp.

Should this venture not work out then surely the role will have to be fullfilled on a rota basis. i suggest trent or KW go first, though really i suspect that the honour should go to the canadian runt.

MOVING ON
Jared latest: what he didnt do in london, ..., meet me, a shame. Definately, obviously. Though one suspects that the meeting of the extremely annoying with the overly f*cking tiresome might have led to, ..., do-lallay menace?, asane giggling?, that bloke that jp met at his numb-butt show?, make yerown crap up?

cheers
markp

[AssMaster²]

You so would have rape Jared if he was in England. I mean you got a creepy chip eating I am gonna rape you voice if I ever meet you.

[Magita]

Well really I meant I don't get the context, but yeah, I don't get the fascination either.

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by Magita
[...snip] I don't get the fascination either.

consider it one of the joys & benefits of being neither born nor raised in the fabled lost city of mesquite nestled as it is amindst the highly suspect waters of the texan badlands.

yers
edd

[Michael Fornal]

Originally posted by Magita
Well really I meant I don't get the context, but yeah, I don't get the fascination either.
I KNEW WHAT YOU MEANT; DON'T CONDESCEND ME, NABISCO!

[T3rr0r_13]

...im not 15 im 17...and i got ET to work ...