Stripclub

[Heather.]

So my friend Ashley just turned 18 yesterday and she wants to go to Labears tomorrow night. So a few of us are going. Anyone celebrate 18 at a stripclub?

[derekisdman]

Nope, I don't go to stripclubs.

[Megan]

Not yet, but I will one day soon.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

I've been with the guys a time or two. It's a fun way to mix things up now and then.

-JP

[nickbahh]

i went on a couples of friends birthdays, not on mine though

[Trent Steel]

i went when i was like 19 i think. Are you going to a guy or girl strip club. It makes a difference. Girls at Girl Strip clubs get all of the attention from the dancers. They get to do stuff that the guys wish they could do. Plus all of the guys in the club think that you are so hot and cool for going to a strip club.

[Heather.]

Well her mom is going too so its a male club, but we have talked about going to a girl one later.

[Trent Steel]

hmm..goign with a mom to look at penis's.

[Heather.]

Her mom is cool as shit though. Plus shes going with her friends so theyll probably go and do their own thing.

[Keith Brown]

I've been before...wasnt really impressed....they glow in the dark-shower-paint-bath scene thing was pretty awesome though.

[Trent Steel]

"Strip club. Strip club. Where art thy. Strip club. Strip club. Shot jizz in my eye."

[flychick]

Someone told me this a couple yrs ago that at Labears some guy jizzed accidently in some girls eye and she got crabs. U can chose to believe it if u want...

[xjennax04]

i've gone with my guy friends never to labares or that

[derekisdman]

Originally posted by flychick
Someone told me this a couple yrs ago that at Labears some guy jizzed accidently in some girls eye and she got crabs. U can chose to believe it if u want...
I heard that same story in Michigan ;)

[Trent Steel]

what kind of club did they go to? A place that lets you sit there and jerk off?

[Megan]

my sister has been with her guy friends.. she told me that they freaked out when the half naked waitress sat down next to her and started having a conversation...

[derekisdman]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
what kind of club did they go to? A place that lets you sit there and jerk off?
Who knows, myths don't have to make sense.

[Heather.]

So my friend ashley and I went last night and OH MY FUCKING GOD. It was fun as shit. Plus the waiter said he wanted to marry us and gave me and ashley free drinks. We got so much stuff, when they stripped their shirts off they would come and wrap it around our heads and of course flop their dick in our faces. We got to keep the shirt too haha. Ashley and I took pictures with the hottest one, His name is Trent! lol Ill post the picture later.. Im at school tired as fuck i came home around 3 and had to fucking study for exams..fuck im tired.

[Trent Steel]

you had a floppy dick in your face. w00t.

THey let you take pictures at the club?

I dont know why girls dont like strip clubs so much, they look bad upon them until they go.

[derekisdman]

I bet the waiter says he wants to marry everyone that comes in there

[Trent Steel]

just liek all of the girls sit on your lap and say "so are you ready to buy me a dance"

[Trent Steel]

crap. i need to go to a strip club bad.

[Heather.]

Yum

[Trent Steel]

how big was he

[Heather.]

Big enough

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by Heather.
Big enough
big enough. is that flacid, or hard.

[Heather.]

Flacid..he prolly got hard when he was licking on my friends nipples..which I thought wasnt allowed.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Wait wait, you thought something 'wasn't allowed' in a strip club?

-JP

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by Heather.
Flacid..he prolly got hard when he was licking on my friends nipples..which I thought wasnt allowed.
god damn. even at strip clubs with guys dancing, girls get more fun who go to watch, then guys who go to girl dancing strip clubs.

[Trent Steel]

explain. was it full on lift shirt up and reveal nipple to suck on?

[Heather.]

Yes.

It was my first time, I didnt know what to think.

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by Heather.
Yes.


hot

[Heather.]

Ashley

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Has Ashley been to the lost and found lately?

-JP

[Heather.]

WHat the fuck does that mean?

[NatrlBornThrllr]

I was just thinking that it might be a good start if she ever decides to locate her self respect.

-JP

[brandon-n]

in todays digital age, theres no reason to have such a crappy pic as your only form of online-ID

[Heather.]

hmmm

[brandon-n]

thats worse than the 1st.

[Heather.]

oh ok

[brandon-n]

ps she looks like one of those trashy sea donkeys that thinks shes gods gift to guys, while in reality she is nothing but a dime-bag hooker.

[derekisdman]

I'd probably still hit it

[Trent Steel]

is that the one who got her nipple sucked?

[flychick]

So then what do guys get at a strip club? I know nekkid women but..I mean my goodness she had a dick in her face.

[Trent Steel]

You can get boobs rubbed up in your face. thats the closest touching you can to the girls.

Oh, i found this today -

San Antonio Strippers to Wear Permits

SAN ANTONIO (AP) - The City Council on Friday approved an ordinance requiring strippers to wear their permits while they are on stage.

City Councilman Chip Haass pushed the measure, adopted unanimously by the 11-member council, as a way to make it easier for police to identify dancers.

But Jim Deegear, a lawyer for several strip clubs in the city, said it would put strippers in danger by making it easier for an obsessed customer to find out a dancer's real name and where she lives.

He said the measure is part of an effort to drive strip clubs out of business, and he said he will fight it in court.

[flychick]

Man, that's crazy. It'd be nice if they made like little bitty stickers with the permit or somethin that had really small typing on the ankle or something...I think that's a good idea.

[brandon-n]

dude @ some around here u get alot more than boobs in ur face

[Trent Steel]

you mean asian massage parlors?

[Heather.]

Yea thats her Trent. Shes not a dimebag hooker, Brandon.

[derekisdman]

Post a nude picture of her please

[Heather.]

yea because I have alot ya know

[derekisdman]

Well shouldn't be too hard to get one. If she lets some various stranger reveal her nipple and then suck on it, I wouldn't imagine giving out nude pics would be too big of a deal.

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by Heather.
yea because I have alot ya know
you can ask her to take pictures. it wont matter if she let the guy suck it infront of her mom

[Heather.]

Her mom didnt see it she was to busy at the bar, and no I wouldnt ask her to take something like that.

[brandon-n]

fighting uphill battle