Laaaaadies and Gentlemen...

[Keith Brown]

I present to you:

franks, or how he likes to call himself "Fwank"


http://www.geocities.com/joefranx03/9-1203.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/joefranx03/1-1203.jpg

[AssMaster²]

LOL. Wow. He is...um...well...he is....yeah Frank. You play that guitar frank.

[flychick]

Who is that?

[AssMaster²]

That is JoeFranks.

[Keith Brown]

lmao, I knew this would make my loivke happy.

[nickbahh]

he's a punk rawker

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
That is JoeFranks.


Where the hell did you get such pictures? That's so weird.

Mainly cause that ain't me. Sorry.

http://www.rulestheschool.com/joedick.JPG

Dat's me.

[AssMaster²]

http://www.geocities.com/joefranx03/ ('http://"http://www.geocities.com/joefranx03/"')

[thejoefranks]

boo.

[Magita]

Both sets of pictures look like the same person to me. :/

[Automat0r]

You know that feeling you get when you're in love...what do you call it..? ..


..I don't know but I only feel like that when I open my wallet.

[Ghetto C]

man do i hate that feeling

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Magita
Both sets of pictures look like the same person to me. :/
Thats what I thought. Ha ha.

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

seeing how we are being creepy, ...,

Dear irresolute, father-to-be & net wordstorm provocateur

Is this you? (about halfway down, 19 july) (http://www.stockyardschapel.com/recent_weddings/03_july/)

cheers
a raceless idiot.

[Michael Fornal]

Ha, badass! Your wedding pic is sooo online. That's awesome.

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Ha, badass! Your wedding pic is sooo online. That's awesome.
if indeed that is asmaster sqaured then edd wishes it to be known that he feels vindicated.

if y'all checked my real name on the web you'd find no pictures of me at all, hooray! however it may amuse you to know that i share my name with a racist neo-fascist UK political candidate & that in the real world this has lead to some problems for me.

perhaps i should get more well known in uk & cause my namesake embaressment

either way time to stop all this nonsense b4 accusations of jaredism arise etc

cheers
markp uk

p.s. to continue a theme from elsewhere (& purely ferder look off dafing)
Oi! weak willed tosser!!, yeah you, small children call me slap head coz of my heavily receding hairline, but it not as great as yours. i'm 43, you're 24. haha etc

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by Magita
Both sets of pictures look like the same person to me. :/

aHA, you see the trick is it's actually two different people.

[AssMaster²]

LOL. I ain't no beuty queen, but I looked worse on my wedding day than I do normally. Fucking getting drunk and passing out in the sun and getting sun burned. But at least I am not fat or brittish. That would really suck. Huh,fellows?

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by thejoefranks
aHA, you see the trick is it's actually two different people.
You look like Jack Black.

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
You look like Jack Black.

I get that from time to time.

However, I don't play geetars (used to play bass, but that was long, long ago) but I do make with the stupid net movies. I figured everyone actually knew what I looked like by now, especially K & M. Weird.

RTS Videos (http://www.rulestheschool.com)

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
LOL. I ain't no beuty queen, but I looked worse on my wedding day than I do normally. Fucking getting drunk and passing out in the sun and getting sun burned. But at least I am not fat or brittish. That would really suck. Huh,fellows?
you live in texas & you still managed to get sun-burnt, quite an achievment, how ever did you manage it? were you locked in a dungeon or summat? or perhapos your the kind of saddo dweeb who spends all day hunched over a screen being a big mouth on the web only to return home to, ..., well one can only speculate

one can imagine the shrill voice of the doubtless handbag wielding other kw

'& you forgot your stetson, ... showing us up in the stockyard like that, ..., its a classy place, i didnt know where to put my face. Are you listening to me?, ..., just stop pretending your a big man posing with your friends on the internet, .. & thats another thing thats going to change once the baby arrives, its bad enough you wasting money on e-bay but when your boss is phoning me up to tell you to get off the net & do some work well its too much, it really is, & you can jolly well give up smoking totally right now! your only doing it so that you can sit outside to avoid my continual nagging, ..., & when are you going to put that shelf up, its gotta be done for the baby arrives, ..., & no you cant have a beer either, you may have to drive me to the hospital any moment, so just stop it & pay some attention to me, .. are you listening to me?, ...'

& so on & so forth
or not possibly.

just <s>for the record</s> so that we can all have a cheap laugh, hows yer fags/patches count going.

i'm on day 7 of total nicotine abstinance

personally i feel you should be thanking me for providing you with extra incentive to give up, so if i can do better than you then what does that say about you. you seem to identify with loads of groupings, you are letting them all down. i identify with hardly any & let me tell you that the enforcement division think that my 4 relapses since i first challenged you are enough to have me cashiered etc.

cheers
markp

[AssMaster²]

Ok...Thanks Ed. I appreciate it.

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

so what is the current count

-mp

[AssMaster²]

TWO WEEKS WITH ONLY 2 CIGS..NO PATCHES

[Trent Steel]

chew nicorette.

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
TWO WEEKS WITH ONLY 2 CIGS..NO PATCHES
edd believes that this is at odds with claims made elsewhere, but then he isnt to be trusted , i'll have to check later as i'm busy elsewhere.
even so you fail to mention time/date of the last fag, ..., which can only increase doubts as to the fortitude of yer resolution & so on & so forth

finks: of course in reality i'm hoping that his last fag was <7 days ago coz then i can easily have one at the weekend, if not sooner

unfotunately i've run out of spare cash as therwise i'd buy you a tiny knife & fork fer newtonmass (or xmas if you actually are a practioner of christianity) so that you could still enjoy the taste of a fag after yer cheese & biscuits.

cheers
markp

[AssMaster²]

BLAH BLAH BLAH.......

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
BLAH BLAH BLAH.......definately < 7 days ago then.
-mp

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
BLAH BLAH BLAH.......
:agreed:

[douche bag]

http://www.stockyardschapel.com/recent_weddings/03_july/woodall.jpghehe frickin awesome

[Trent Steel]

you guys are slow. I found those pictures days ago and photoshoped them and everything.

[douche bag]

well im no internet freak how did you guys find them? (eddwardwoodward and trent steel)

[Trent Steel]

kylewoodall....google.

[flychick]

Originally posted by douche bag
http://www.stockyardschapel.com/recent_weddings/03_july/woodall.jpghehe frickin awesome
wait, thats assmaster?

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by flychick
wait, thats assmaster?
yea. She's pretty hot!

[AssMaster²]

Bad pic. I am ugly. But not that ugly :(. Look better when I have a brown bag on :)

[Trent Steel]

wait. you're the dude? oh man. ooops. sorry.

[flychick]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
Bad pic. I am ugly. But not that ugly :(. Look better when I have a brown bag on :)
You look soo happy in the pic... :)

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by flychick
You look soo happy in the pic... :)

He had just signed his life and all his rights away about 10 minutes before that picture...what do you expect?

[Trent Steel]

and half of his fortune.

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
and half of his fortune.

and his chin, apparently. MUCH LOVE FOR THE ASSMASTER. :tumble:

[douche bag]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
kylewoodall....google.what would i get for trentsteel?

[douche bag]

haha go to www.trentsteel.com ('http://"http://www.trentsteel.com"') for Trents new lyrics for their new songs

[Trent Steel]

http://img56.exs.cx/img56/6499/steeltrent8px.jpg

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by thejoefranks
and his chin, apparently. MUCH LOVE FOR THE ASSMASTER. :tumble:
You are the last one to make fun of me for looks. You look like you got beat with an ugly stick. Then climbed the ugly tree and fell out and hit every limb on the way down. :)

[thejoefranks]

magita is a horrible cunt.

[AssMaster²]

Magita is a nice person. She should be the president. She should be a mod.

[Trent Steel]

i should be a mod.

[AssMaster²]

I agree. I should not. I would so abuse the power.

[thejoefranks]

magita is a horrible cunt.

[AssMaster²]

I like her. LOL

[AssMaster²]

<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=left border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top align=middle><TD class=alt1> Trent Steel ('http://"http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/member.php?u=436"')

AssMaster²

</TD><TD class=alt1>12-10-2004

12-10-2004

</TD><TD class=alt1>10:47 AM

10:63 AM

</TD><TD class=alt1>10%

100%

</TD><TD class=alt1>675.00

000.000

</TD><TD class=alt1>thejoefranks ('http://"http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/member.php?u=1418"')

thejoefranks ('http://"http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/member.php?u=1418"')

</TD><TD class=alt1>banned!

agrees w/ trent

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by thejoefranks
MMmmmmm....I love horrible cunts


http://www.rockhavenmusic.com/joe.jpg

[Trent Steel]

10:63 AM?

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by Trent Steel

http://www.rockhavenmusic.com/joe.jpg


wait...i never...said that..

[Trent Steel]

lol.

[AssMaster²]

Glad you punctuated that "lol".

[Trent Steel]

AssMasterSquared. I didn't realize how much of a game nerd smelly was.

[AssMaster²]

Yeah I know. If you want to put that little "²" on my name. Just hold down the 'alt' key. Then hit '2', then '5', then hit '3'. Make sure to hold down the Alt key. ²²²²■↓⌡2τ■

[Trent Steel]

yea. I know about character map, but would rather type squared, than ²

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
10:63 AM?
That equals 11 o' three A. m