What a lazy bitch!?~

[Trent Steel]

So I am sitting up here at the front at work checking people in for water aerobics, and scratching my balls.

I see this lady walking up, and then walks over to the handicap door button bends over to push it. The direction she was coming from, she had to go an extra 3 feet out of her way to go push the button so she didn't have to pull the door open. What a stupid fat lazy ho! The funny part is that she bent over and down like 2 feet to hit the button.

I've used it before if it was convienent for me because my hands were full, or i was walking in the direction of the button, but she walked over to it, turned, and then walked to the door.

[Keith Brown]

Its fun to press buttons and stuff though.

If I am at a store and there are two sets of doors, one that opens automatically and one that opens by pushing it, I'll always go to the automatic one. Even if I am already directly in front of the push door, I'll do a Barry Sanders-esque spin and bounce back in front of the automatic door just so I can walk through it.

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
Its fun to press buttons and stuff though.

If I am at a store and there are two sets of doors, one that opens automatically and one that opens by pushing it, I'll always go to the automatic one. Even if I am already directly in front of the push door, I'll do a Barry Sanders-esque spin and bounce back in front of the automatic door just so I can walk through it.
it's also fun to run through the exit door, into the buliding as it's closing.

[derekisdman]

I don't mind people being lazy and fat, they can do what they want. The only thing that bothers me is if they're lazy and do crap like that, then complain that they're fat and can't get thin.

[Magita]

Sometimes when I go to the mall and I feel like it, I'll run over to the handicap button and press it. :D

Buttons are the best.

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by Magita
Sometimes when I go to the mall and I feel like it, I'll run over to the handicap button and press it. :D

Buttons are the best.
Let me draw a map of her location.

http://img62.exs.cx/img62/3418/b9tpath.jpg

[Magita]

I'd hit it.

[nickbahh]

woah woah woah, where the fruck are you in this diagram. Yes i meant fruck.

[derekisdman]

you mean if you were one of the trucks you'd hit the other truck that you're about to collide with?

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by nickbah04
woah woah woah, where the fruck are you in this diagram. Yes i meant fruck.im inside the building. if you kept following the dots.

Here, look.

http://img82.exs.cx/img82/7510/g9rpicture5.jpg

[Magita]

wait

what the fuck is wrong with that person walking in?

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by Magita
wait

what the fuck is wrong with that person walking in?Bad resolution, and too muchlight in the background.

[derekisdman]

They're like the Goombas in super mario brothers wit hthe small heads and huge bodies

[nickbahh]

Originally posted by derekisdman
They're like the Goombas in super mario brothers wit hthe small heads and huge bodies
http://www.nintendoland.com/mario/movie/daisy.jpg
Damn it really does

[derekisdman]

rofl I told you.