How can you fuck up a movie about Doom? [Archive]

P a t r i c k

12-04-2004, 07:23 PM

Simple, do what these idiots did. (http://www.darkhorizons.com/news04/041203i.php)

Minor changes my ass.
It cant be remotely related to Doom if it isnt on Mars, doesnt have space marines, and has no monsters from hell.

brandon-n

12-04-2004, 10:04 PM

damn, that sounds like it will blow.

P a t r i c k

12-05-2004, 01:37 AM

:evil: Its a resident evil rip off.

brandon-n

12-05-2004, 01:39 AM

im making a movie called residents are evil.

Kevin

12-05-2004, 02:20 AM

it looks incredible, you guys have no taste in films

flychick

12-05-2004, 02:14 PM

I am in love with Brandon's new avatar.

brandon-n

12-05-2004, 02:14 PM

like totally

NatrlBornThrllr

12-05-2004, 03:35 PM

Yeah, I was totally expecting it to be an awesome movie, then they went and fucked it up. I mean, judging by the success of past video-game-inspired movies (such as Super Mario Brothers, Double Dragon, Resident Evil, Street Fighter, Tomb Raider, House of the Dead, and Mortal Kombat) how could this film be anything short of an Academy Award winning hit?

Not to mention...it stars The Rock, and pro-wrestler films are typically Oscars waiting to happen.

-JP

NatrlBornThrllr

12-05-2004, 03:42 PM

Yeah, I was totally expecting it to be an awesome movie, then they went and fucked it up. I mean, judging by the success of past video-game-inspired movies (such as Super Mario Brothers, Double Dragon, Resident Evil, Street Fighter, Tomb Raider, House of the Dead, and Mortal Kombat) how could this film be anything short of an Academy Award winning hit?

Not to mention...it stars The Rock, and pro-wrestler films are typically Oscars waiting to happen.

-JP

derekisdman

12-05-2004, 04:57 PM

Heh yeah I was actually going to say "how could you NOT fuck up a movie about Doom?"

brandon-n

12-05-2004, 05:11 PM

last i checked, super mario bros was one of the best movies ever made..

derekisdman

12-05-2004, 05:56 PM

Mmmm hmmm. So was wing commander. :rolleyes:

thejoefranks

12-06-2004, 12:39 AM

I really enjoyed 'kevin's mom is a whore'.

P a t r i c k

12-06-2004, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by Kevin
it looks incredible, you guys have no taste in films
Taste has nothing to do with this.
Its the principle. They took everything that made Doom and threw it out the window only to replace them rehashed ideas from previous films.
Swat team = check
Deadly virus that changes people into monsters = check
Send said Swat team to uncharted location = check
HEY LOOK! RESIDENT EVIL