Count Down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AssMaster²]

18 more days till......................

[Michael Fornal]

The 20th of December, 2004! WOOOO!!

[Keith Brown]

I hope its a girl.


....I want it to be a girl.....I would love a girl more.

[AssMaster²]

LOL. I do not care either way. As long as it is healthy.

[Trent Steel]

I want you to have a girl. You need a little girl in your life.

Uh Oh. If Kyle has this child, he's going to feel weird with the only person with a child....he might leave us for Pampers.com/forum

[Keith Brown]

He's not allowed to go back to those forums....something about "AssMaster insinuating pedophilia" or something.

He'll stick around here where pedophilia is accepted and generally incouraged.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Andrew Calvi
I want you to have a girl. You need a little girl in your life.

Uh Oh. If Kyle has this child, he's going to feel weird with the only person with a child....he might leave us for Pampers.com/forum
It is true, I might leave. I feel too old being the only married guy :(. Someone else get married and procreate. No Mike,Devin, anyone else....bastard children do not count and shit.

[Trent Steel]

just keep your age set at 20 and you'll be fine.

[Michael Fornal]

It's seriously gonna be so neat to see you as a papi.

[Keith Brown]

dude.



INcouraged.....IN....pedophilia.....INcouraged.... ...come on, out of all the people I would have thought you would have caught that.


How many times do you see me spell works incorrectly, very rarely. Very rarely indeed. I am like mister dicktionary-man.

[flychick]

It doesn't change anything that you'll have a kid...honestly. You don't act any older than anyone on here.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Brittany
It doesn't change anything that you'll have a kid...honestly. You don't act any older than anyone on here.
I know that. I probably am less mature then everyone here. I am afraid all that will have to change when I have a baby. Time for the AssMaster to grow up :(

[flychick]

It's alright to bs around and stuff as long as you are responsible.

[Heather.]

My brother is 24 and married and had a kid 6 months ago.I still think of him as my older/young brother.

So I will look at you no different. ;)

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Heather.
My brother is 24 and married and had a kid 6 months ago.I still think of him as my older/young brother.

So I will look at you no different. ;)
People to take off my "I hate list"

1. HEather.

[derekisdman]

How about me next

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by derekisdman
How about me nextBaby, you were never on it.

[Heather.]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
People to take off my "I hate list"

1. HEather.

YES!! :bounce:

[AssMaster²]

:wink: and shit.

[AssMaster²]

14 MORE DAYS .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................

[Michael Fornal]

Best christmas present ever!

[AssMaster²]

No doubt, no doubt baby. Hey on that New Years deal is starting to become a bigger production that I originally intended. Gonna try to have a hella big bonefire and firecrackers. Gonna try to get everyone that comes to donate so dough for firecrakers and buy some badass one. Wooh hooh.

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

finks: woss all vis ven? asskyle the irresolute is posting numbers, wot could dey be?, newtondamn it just stop reading ewveryday & you fall behind, still , time to speculate whilst the incredibly slow system flips back to ver first page, ..., h'mm,... the number of fags he's smoked today?, the number of patches he is currently wearing?, ..., the number of times he has given up smoking this week?

hey e's changed his name i wonder why, ..., did he master his own ass? did he manage to have sex with himself?

ahh, times up , ..., ohhhh, its til his babies due, ah i get it

babies are famed for their lack of punctuality,
but even so best to plan etc.
good luck etc
AND BLOODY WELL QUIT DER FAGS B4 YER SPROGS BORN YA FACKING PANSY etc. not least coz smoking on one's own doorstep in the rain makes one feel stupid (or so i'm told).

all der best
markp

p.s.perhaps the smoking in front of the new-born is different in sepland. can anyone advise me of a book on sep etiquette? i could do with some computer advice as well BTW.

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
18 more days till......................

The cops find out about all the dead kids you and kevin have been raping?

[nickbahh]

oh, they know, i got some connections and im keeping it under wraps as long as i get to watch.

[Magita]

I didn't even know there was a baby in the works. :o Congratulations.

You don't know if it's a boy or a girl yet? Or did you not want to know? Any names?

Also, I missed eddwarddwooddwardd. And spelling out his name.

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by Magita
I didn't even know there was a baby in the works. :o Congratulations.

You don't know if it's a boy or a girl yet? Or did you not want to know? Any names?

Also, I missed eddwarddwooddwardd. And spelling out his name.

In 14 days he'll know.


Its going to be a girl and I'm going to loivke her.

[Magita]

Ooooh, I thought until the baby was due.

thanks keith you're the best

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by thejoefranks
The cops find out about all the dead kids you and kevin have been raping?
Your fucking so lame. Seriously dude.

Love to the Keith. Love to tha Magita for the congrats.

[nickbahh]

Originally posted by Magita+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Magita)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Any names?[/b]

Already discussed.

<!--QuoteBegin-AssMaster
Done and Done.

Nick Bah Woodall for a Boy.

Nicki Bahet Woodall for a Girl.

"Little Shit" for short for either boy or a girl.[/quote]

[AssMaster²]

Luv to the Nickbah04 for being cool and making my happy.

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
Your fucking so lame. Seriously dude.

Love to the Keith. Love to tha Magita for the congrats.Remember i congratulated you by saying we will smoke cigars together to celebrate

[Michael Fornal]

You still have those ones I left? That's a good two and a half minutes worth of fun right there!

[Michael Fornal]

Oh, and I'll totally smoke a cigar in front of you for celebration purposes, Kyle.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
Remember i congratulated you by saying we will smoke cigars together to celebrate
Love to the trent steel for smoking pole...i mean cigars and shit. :)



Love to the Mike for like firecrackers and shit.

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
Your fucking so lame. Seriously dude.

Love to the Keith. Love to tha Magita for the congrats.

Of course you think I'm lame. I'm not a little kid to fuck. It's a good thing you grow your own.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by thejoefranks
Of course you think I'm lame. I'm not a little kid to fuck. It's a good thing you grow your own.No, of course I think you are lame, because you are lame. You suck at life, the more you talk, the more you suck at life. Just shut the fuck up, and quit increasing your level of life suckness.

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
No, of course I think you are lame, because you are lame. You suck at life, the more you talk, the more you suck at life. Just shut the fuck up, and quit increasing your level of life suckness.

That's the most retarded thing that's ever come out of your mouth, save for an 8 year old's spleen.

Let me in on a little secret here...what exactly was the breaking point where you said 'Hm I'm gonna start telling this random dude that I don't know he sucks at life, that'll learn him!'?

[Magita]

hey guys joefranks isn't clever isn't that great ^__^

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Magita
hey guys joefranks isn't clever isn't that great ^__^
Magita>thejoefranks

[Magita]

also,

Originally posted by thejoefranks
That's the most retarded thing that's ever come out of your mouth, save for an 8 year old's spleen.

Sperm comes out of the mouth? So that's where I've been going wrong.

[Magita]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
Magita>thejoefranks

I would hope so.

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by Magita
I would hope so.
Magita > Me

[Michael Fornal]

Joe, why not just leave him alone? It seems like it's your life goal to sit on the internet and try to get under peoples' skin for shits & giggles. It's so stupid when people sit on here and say things they'd never even think about saying in person to whoever they are talking about because 'it's just the internet.'

And no, you wouldn't say it in person, so don't say you would. (unless, of course, you were wanting to meet said person to say these things)

Also, save your reply regarding coming to the aid of my boyfriends, or whatever other wild and crazy super-funny thing you feel the need to say. The words 'played out' come to mind.

[Magita]

Trent's a sweetie. <3

[AssMaster²]

Mike is my boyfriend. The song come to mind.

My boyfriends back and you gonna be in trouble.

Luv to the Mike for saying what I had on my mind, but not having the words to articulate it on the internet.

[thejoefranks]

magita>assmaster2>lame>+bannana= FUN

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by thejoefranks
magita>assmaster2>lame>+bannana= FUN

So Magita is better than Ass Master.

Ass Master is cooler than lame/there for, not lame.

Being lame is greater than a positive banna that equals fun.

Yea I think a positive fun banana is pretty lame.

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Joe, why not just leave him alone? It seems like it's your life goal to sit on the internet and try to get under peoples' skin for shits & giggles. It's so stupid when people sit on here and say things they'd never even think about saying in person to whoever they are talking about because 'it's just the internet.'

And no, you wouldn't say it in person, so don't say you would. (unless, of course, you were wanting to meet said person to say these things)

Also, save your reply regarding coming to the aid of my boyfriends, or whatever other wild and crazy super-funny thing you feel the need to say. The words 'played out' come to mind.

Uh, cause he insulted for no reason. It's SOOO not my life goal to get under people's internet skins. That's weird.

Also, I wouldnt say such things to people in the really REAL world, cause I WOULDN'T EVER MEET THEM. Way to say the same thing anyone ever says in regards to internet 'shit talking'.

so, all in all..if that crazy master of asses hadn't said anything to me..then I wouldn't have said shit to him.

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
So Magita is better than Ass Master.

Ass Master is cooler than lame/there for, not lame.

Being lame is greater than a positive banna that equals fun.

Yea I think a positive fun banana is pretty lame.

Correct.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by thejoefranks
magita>assmaster2>lame>+bannana= FUN

Ha ha. Man that was great. You know using all those greater than symbols and an equal sign. And if that was not enough you threw is a banana just to make it funnier. God Damn man. You are a fucking funny fellow. But it is AssMaster² not AssMaster2. Learn to use your symbol chart.

[Magita]

I think Trent is my favorite person of the day.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by thejoefranks

so, all in all..if that crazy master of asses hadn't said anything to me..then I wouldn't have said shit to him.
Cork it, assfuck.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Magita
I think Trent is my favorite person of the day.
You have so been on Trent's nutz here latley. Damn woman. If you are gonna sweat his nutz like that you should do it on PM. Or at least make it a little bit whorey.

[Trent Steel]

Kyle is getting jelous.

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
Cork it, assfuck.

Okay, you.

[nickbahh]

Originally posted by thejoefranks
Uh, cause he insulted for no reason. It's SOOO not my life goal to get under people's internet skins. That's weird.

Also, I wouldnt say such things to people in the really REAL world, cause I WOULDN'T EVER MEET THEM. Way to say the same thing anyone ever says in regards to internet 'shit talking'.

so, all in all..if that crazy master of asses hadn't said anything to me..then I wouldn't have said shit to him.

I never said shit to you, but you insult me by saying that as a baby i eat cat shit, and you insult my mother by saying she fed me cat shit for my first birthday.

[Magita]

It's okay Kyle I love you too. <3

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by nickbah04
I never said shit to you, but you insult me by saying that as a baby i eat cat shit, and you insult my mother by saying she fed me cat shit for my first birthday.
That is why I jumped on him, cause he said you eat cat shit and Keith looks black. Plus made fun of me for loving my wife. He is just a douche and I need to learn to ignore him. But he just sux so much, it is hard not to tell him he sux at life.


Fanx Magita. :)

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by nickbah04
I never said shit to you, but you insult me by saying that as a baby i eat cat shit, and you insult my mother by saying she fed me cat shit for my first birthday.


It wasn't meant as an insult, but since you took it that way...eh, your mother fed you catshit on your first birthday.

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
That is why I jumped on him, cause he said you eat cat shit and Keith looks black. Plus made fun of me for loving my wife. He is just a douche and I need to learn to ignore him. But he just sux so much, it is hard not to tell him he sux at life.


Fanx Magita. :)

Yes yes, I said those things. However, as stated above, I didn't mean the catshit thing as an insult..just a funny observation. The first thing that came to my terrible mind was 'GOOD GRAVY, THAT INFANT'S CHOWIN' ON SOME MEAN KITTY KITTY POO POO!'

On Keith looking black. Again, observation that you apparently took on as an insult. Was Keith insulted? He never said he was.

Aaaaaaaaand on your wife. I never made fun of you for loving your wife. Love her all you want. I'm sure many others do. (OF COURSE THAT WAS EASY, ZING!) However, once again..it was not an insult intended by asking why in every post I read you say something about your wife. THEN you took it upon yourself to do some weird 'Every time THEJOEFRANKS posts I'll tell him how much he suxxx at life! HE REALLY SHOULD STOP BREATHING!', which was retarded and stupid. Have fun.

[AssMaster²]

What ever, cork it assfuck. You suck at life.


13 more days.............................................. .................................................. ...................................

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by Magita
[...snip]
Also, I missed eddwarddwooddwardd. And spelling out his name.

right, who is gunna pay fer 'er shooting lessons.

finkshonestly i have to do all my own work here, still at least she made the effort to spell my name right

yers
avsp

[douche bag]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
No, of course I think you are lame, because you are lame. You suck at life, the more you talk, the more you suck at life. Just shut the fuck up, and quit increasing your level of life suckness.
haha i think he is right joe and....i dont even know you. But seriously who makes fun of someone for loving their wife thats a below the belt shot

by the way congratz Kyle on your little boy/ girl

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by douche bag
haha i think he is right joe and....i dont even know you. But seriously who makes fun of someone for loving their wife thats a below the belt shot

by the way congratz Kyle on your little boy/ girl


My god, you fucktards don't listen. FINE.

DOUCHE BAG - KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON, BUDDY. YOUR NAME SAYS IT ALL.

ASSMASTER - You're a boil on humanity. Really. I hope you get aids. I hope you wife gets aids. I hope your unborn kid has aids.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by thejoefranks
My god, you fucktards don't listen. FINE.

DOUCHE BAG - KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON, BUDDY. YOUR NAME SAYS IT ALL.

ASSMASTER - You're a boil on humanity. Really. I hope you get aids. I hope you wife gets aids. I hope your unborn kid has aids.I hope you find a friend that sux at life as much as you do. I know you are lonley. I pity you. Keep sucking it up ass fuck.

DoucheBag is now my friend. Love to the Douche and shit.

[douche bag]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
I hope you find a friend that sux at life as much as you do. I know you are lonley. I pity you. Keep sucking it up ass fuck.

DoucheBag is now my friend. Love to the Douche and shit.POWER TO THE DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!

oh and how dare you talk to me about names when your name is thejoefranks.
Have you ever wondered why you dont have any friends?

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
I hope you find a friend that sux at life as much as you do. I know you are lonley. I pity you. Keep sucking it up ass fuck.

DoucheBag is now my friend. Love to the Douche and shit.

I've found plenty, and they stick around because I don't say the SAME SHIT OVER AND FUCKING OVER.

what is with you, two note sally? It's either YOU SUCK AT LIFE, or LOVE TO "insert crazy crazy board member name here".

RETARDED. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN STILL-BORN.

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by douche bag
POWER TO THE DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!

oh and how dare you talk to me about names when your name is thejoefranks.
Have you ever wondered why you dont have any friends?

yes..so much power to ...the..douche. Yes, how dare I call my self my real name. I don't have to wonder it, weirdo, I've plenty of them.

This thread just got a whoooole lot weirder.

[douche bag]

Originally posted by thejoefranks
I don't have to wonder it, weirdo, I've plenty of them. .sure make something up to impress people the truth is you dont just suck at life you suck at everything. Insults, comebacks, life,grammer, you should just go die...go kill yourself you take it in the ass faggot

[douche bag]

hehe my last post was number 69

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by douche bag
sure make something up to impress people the truth is you dont just suck at life you suck at everything. Insults, comebacks, life,grammer, you should just go die...go kill yourself you take it in the ass faggot

Riiiiiiiiiiiight. You realize what you're doing here, don't you?

I really hope you get drunk one night and take up that dare that someone will offer of 'HEY, DB, I DARE YOU TO DISSOLVE YOUR BALLS WITH THIS HERE ACID!'

The world would be awesome.

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by douche bag
hehe my last post was number 69



AND THE HITS KEEP ON COMIN' IN!

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by stupid fucking cunt
I've found plenty, and they stick around because I don't say the SAME SHIT OVER AND FUCKING OVER.

what is with you, two note sally? It's either YOU SUCK AT LIFE, or LOVE TO "insert crazy crazy board member name here".

RETARDED. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN STILL-BORN.
I so wish I could meet you. I would beat the life out of you. You are a worthless sack of shit. You are detriment to society. You are digging you own hole. You keep talking shit on my unborn child. That is fucking lame. No matter how much I hate someone, I would not talk shit on a fucking child. That is lame. Children are the epitome of innocence. Anyone that wishes harm to a child should be drug in to the street and stomped to death by the parent of America. Forgive me for being a "two note sally", but as long as you keep proving you suck at life, I will keep pointing it out to you. Quit trying. The more shit you talk about my pregnant wife, and my unborn child the more people will hate you. You suck at life. You suck at intenet. You suck in general. Fuck off. Quit wishing ill will on my child. That is the personifcation of sucking at life. I probably would have dropped this petty argument a long time ago. Matter of fact it was dropped. Till your dumb fucking ass decided to come to this thread and tell me I am having a child to molest. That is fucking sick and retarded. Take whatever lame fucking comeback you will no doubt reply with and shove it youyr fucking ass. I am done. You lose. Not just here, but everywhere.

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
I so wish I could meet you. I would beat the life out of you. You are a worthless sack of shit. You are detriment to society. You are digging you own hole. You keep talking shit on my unborn child. That is fucking lame. No matter how much I hate someone, I would not talk shit on a fucking child. That is lame. Children are the epitome of innocence. Anyone that wishes harm to a child should be drug in to the street and stomped to death by the parent of America. Forgive me for being a "two note sally", but as long as you keep proving you suck at life, I will keep pointing it out to you. Quit trying. The more shit you talk about my pregnant wife, and my unborn child the more people will hate you. You suck at life. You suck at intenet. You suck in general. Fuck off. Quit wishing ill will on my child. That is the personifcation of sucking at life. I probably would have dropped this petty argument a long time ago. Matter of fact it was dropped. Till your dumb fucking ass decided to come to this thread and tell me I am having a child to molest. That is fucking sick and retarded. Take whatever lame fucking comeback you will no doubt reply with and shove it youyr fucking ass. I am done. You lose. Not just here, but everywhere.


You wanna meet? Done.

If you don't mind, I'd like to continue now.

The only reason I wish your unborn puppy ill will is simply looking where it's coming from. Had you not been the father it would have had a chance. Now it has none. Look now I'm gonna make a big long stupid paragraph just like you! I hope the kid comes out of your wifes floppy bits with a gun and shoots itself. It probably won't, though, seeing as it has half the smarts as you. You have no place in this world reproducing. IT WOULD BE BETTER OFF if the kid wasn't born. Here's one you might understand YOU SUCK AS A FATHER. What are you gonna do teach him how to get into online pissing matches? Crap, and what's that say about the sow you're with. My goodness, if she's dumb enough to hang out with you, let alone MARRY you, she has no brains either. WHAT A STUPID BUNCH OF CUNT BITCHES. Must be a lovely household.

You're an moron.

You're wife's a filthy aids whore.

You're kid is gonna be a one armed tard.

Enjoy it.

[AssMaster²]

You just proved my point. Thanks.

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by douche bag
[... snip]. But seriously who makes fun of someone for loving their wife thats a below the belt shot [snip ...]

right either he or i totally mis-understand mmc culture,
someone please clarify the situation for me
as apparently wishing millions of ppl dead & expressing a desire to emulate Hitler isnt below the belt.

hang on wait a minute, ...,

but making jokes about dead/unborn babies is frowned upon because they are innocent (wierd concept IMO)

i'm getting hopelessly confused

aparently its 'only the internet' & thus doesnt matter. well, ..., thats simply not true at all & we all know that any of us can prove this at anytime we wish & it surely shows our inate goodwill not to cause the possible death of the people concerned.

Just how personal are insults supposed to be?
or is it all a fake? how could one tell? & does it matter anyway?

surely all this uncertainty is part of the fun though?
but if so then
how come it gets so boring so quickly?
IMO
its coz y'all dont show enuff creativity in yer 'sh*t talking'
which isnt coz yer young nor coz yer tards nor even coz yer seps
no, ..., its coz yer from the arse end of the universe where showing 'proper formal respect' matters & thus you get little practice at it & also see it as 'teee-hee naughty' to be even, by brit standards, moderately rude. (some ppl are excepted from this analysis, tho' interestingly nearly all of them were blessed not to be born in texas/mesquite. i blame the water myself)

as a consequence of all this you end up going straight for he over the top stuff.
f*cking pathetic, i wouldnt even bother if i were you.

over here, i have to explain what yer doing to people as they cant believe how stupid y'all are. they laugh heartily at you for your lack of insultatory skills which match yer lack of fighting prowess/understanding.

you need to decide if it really is no hold barred or not. plus if 'pushing it' is to be applauded? if the consensus is that it is 'no holds barred' then i've got a challenge for you.

finally colneldebugger come out of the arcade & show yer face yer little coward, sending sarcastic snide PMs but not daring to post publically, theres a phrase for such behaviour its 'lightweight even by mesquitan standards, (which are very low already)'

more arrogant pompous twaddle latter, possibly

cheers
the raceless idiot

p.s. i've no fags for 6 days, i'm not in a good mood

[thejoefranks]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
You just proved my point. Thanks.


you had no point, half-wit.

[AssMaster²]

Keep proving it.

[nickbahh]

13 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!

until Napoleon Dynamite DVD release.
also, the first day of winter

[Keith Brown]

I'm buying it the day it comes out...and it will not be opened until I get to Kyle's house where we will rejoice in watching it and laughter will fill the house.


....awesome movie.

[derekisdman]

Holy frick the 21st is a good day. The Simpsons Season 5, Shaun Of The Dead, and Napolean all come out.

Both Simpsons and SOTD shall be picked up BEFORE Napolean though. :)

[Keith Brown]

It doesnt matter which ones you actually 'pick up' first...as long as you pick them all up and take them to the counter and buy them on the 21st

[AssMaster²]

Hmmm. I find out on the 20th though.

[Keith Brown]

Yes, but the 21st will be the first full day of rejoice that you will have.


Dude, I so cant wait....curious as hell. It's so gonna be a girl.

[AssMaster²]

Dude, we decided names.

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
Dude, we decided names.

Tell me! Tell me!!

[Trent Steel]

if its a girl, do i have your permission to marry her?

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
Tell me! Tell me!!
Aspen Taylor Woodall for a vagina.

Garret Lee Woodall for a penis.


I hope it is a girl. I loivke the name Aspen.

And no, Trent you can not even shake her hand. I will not let you corrupt my child and shit.

[flychick]

Couldn't u still name a boy aspen?

[AssMaster²]

No, that would make him a faggot. If my son is gay I will disown him. Do you want me to disown my son? Well...Do ya? That is why I can not name him Aspen. Stupid fag boys. My son is gonna get more bitches that a gynocoligest. He is gonna get more ass than a toilet seat. My son will be the true AssMaster. Not the fraud that I am. All will submit their
Ass for his conquering(bitches that is).

[flychick]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
No, that would make him a faggot. If my son is gay I will disown him. Do you want me to disown my son? Well...Do ya? That is why I can not name him Aspen. Stupid fag boys. My son is gonna get more bitches that a gynocoligest. He is gonna get more ass than a toilet seat. My son will be the true AssMaster. Not the fraud that I am. All will submit their
Ass for his conquering(bitches that is).
lolzbeat

[nickbahh]

Damnit fuck cock shit ass balls cunt!!! What the hell happened to Nickbah Woodall for a boy, and Nikki Bahet Woodall for a girl. You have betrayed me, there will be hell to pay, mark my words.

[AssMaster²]

Wait. No, wait. I love you. I was only joking. Why would I name my kids something corny like that. Pshhh. I am all about the Nickbah woodall, and Nickbahet. Really I am. I promise.

[nickbahh]

oh oh, sorry i din't get it at first, but now it makes sense, lololololerz

[Trent Steel]

lick my ass hole assmaster. I wont corrupt your child. The only thing i can do is make it semi/straight again after hanging out with daddies friends for a day.


//really, lick my ass hole. It tickles. :-)

[AssMaster²]

:). I am so gonna be a poser in front of my child. No gay jokes are nuffin. Can't take no chance on having a fruit loop and shit.

[Keith Brown]

For real, we'll have to change the way we joke around when you have a kid....thats going to be weird at first.

[AssMaster²]

But it will be worth it. Oh yes.

[douche bag]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
:). I am so gonna be a poser in front of my child. No gay jokes are nuffin. Can't take no chance on having a fruit loop and shit.haha i know what you mean having a gay child would suck ass i would disown him too

[AssMaster²]

6 More Days ....

[AssMaster²]

Holy shit. If having sex with men does not make me gay, that colorful post sure does. Well fuck me in the ass and call me Rebeca.

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
6

[hold nose]
guidence IS internal
[/hold nose]

yers
edd

[AssMaster²]

5 More Days ....

[Heather.]

exciting and shit

[AssMaster²]

Do doubt. I am so excited. I can not wait.

[Trent Steel]

what do you want. boy or girl. or twins. or twin boy/girl.

[flychick]

Can u post pics of the baby when it is born?

[Trent Steel]

can you post pictures of the delivery?

[AssMaster²]

I want a girl. Little girls are sweet. Boys suck.

[AssMaster²]

Pics of the baby are a definate, pics of the delivery are unprobable. I will post a pic of the sonagram when we get it monday.

[AssMaster²]

4 More Days ....

[Keith Brown]

So.......close....soooo....very, very close.

[Jenny]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
I want a girl. Little girls are sweet. Boys suck.
hahahahaha.

How exciting! :)

[Automat0r]

3 more days. ;)

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Jenny
hahahahaha.

How exciting! :)Jenny!!!! Where you been? I have been missing your gentle ribbings towards flychick and shit.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Automat0r
3 more days. ;)

What face said!!!!!

3 More Days ....

[douche bag]

damn i wont be here until after Christmas break.... i wont know until Jan 5 shit!

[douche bag]

Originally posted by AssMaster²
What face said!!!!!

3 More Days ....what did face say?

[Keith Brown]

...he said "3 more days"

[douche bag]

Originally posted by Automat0r]3 more days. ;)[/b] no Automator said three more days

[Automat0r]

WTF WHO'S FACE!?

[AssMaster²]

I am face, face am I.



Love to the Dr. Seuss

[Automat0r]

:-P

[Trent Steel]

bajengo

[AssMaster²]

Today is the motherfucking day. Hell yes. I am so excited and shit. I will be gone at noon taday, so I won't be able to tell anyone untill tommorow. I will post a pic of the sonagram. Let yall guess what it is.


...............Good times.

[Keith Brown]

Yay!

I hope she has a penis.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
Yay!

I hope she has a penis.
Really? Why. I thought you wanted it to be a girl?

[Keith Brown]

I do want it to be a girl.....but if she had a penis, it would be the best of both worlds, yah know.

[AssMaster²]

Yeah I love my penis, I would be lost with out it. It is always happy to see me, and never tells me no. It gets blistered some times, but it a trooper and it keeps on trucking and shit.

[AssMaster²]

http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5983&stc=1


I kept seeing comercials for this, this week. This affirms my beleif that my child will be a girl. It was like a sign from the TV. And the TV is almost as good as God. I mean I think he is the inventor of the TV and all. Plus Dumb and Dumber came on and they go to Aspen. That has got to be a sign, a sign from TV/God. Awsome.

[AssMaster²]

I found several online 8-balls. I asked if I was having a little girl. This is what I got.

http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5984&stc=1



Of course it took me a couple times to get the answer I wanted.

[Trent Steel]

"if i didn't know any better, i'd say he's trying to moon us" - Dr. Hibbert

[brandon-n]

he told me it might be a rhino

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by brandon
he told me it might be a rhino
Only cause you said it would be hot. If it is a Rhino. I am gonna name it Rhine Oh Woodall.

[flychick]

I'm ready to see the pics of the baby GIRL.

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by flychick
I'm ready to see the pics of the baby GIRL.
currently it's a fetus.

[AssMaster²]

This is supposed to be a picture of the face. I do not really see it, but....eh.http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5989&stc=1http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5988&stc=1
This is a picture from the bottom looking up. So you can see it's junk!!!!

[Keith Brown]

looks like she's gonna be a hottie.


Now, all I have to do is have a little boy...wait 18 years and have them mate. Then...and only then, will we finally see a "perfect being" spawned from our children.

[AssMaster²]

http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5990&stc=1

This is the only pic I could tell what was. It is a foot. Cute wittle feet.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
looks like she's gonna be a hottie.


Now, all I have to do is have a little boy...wait 18 years and have them mate. Then...and only then, will we finally see a "perfect being" spawned from our children.
That sounds great, but the only problem is that my child will never mate. She will be celibent(sp). At least not while I am living.

[Keith Brown]

oh you must be confused....mate means we knock them both out...manually extract what it is that we need from them and then create the 'perfect being' in the little tool shed that Basil built for you.


..duh?

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
oh you must be confused....mate means we knock them both out...manually extract what it is that we need from them and then create the 'perfect being' in the little tool shed that Basil built for you.


..duh?
No sex? Awsome. My daughter is not allowed to have sex. But we can make a test tube baby that will be perfect and rule the world.

[Trent Steel]

your daughter is going to be a nun