Jared's Latest Atrocity.

[Kenny]

So, this is what Jared says to me.


Originally posted by Jared
*sigh,,

UB is mine, ask him yourself..

Here's what really happened...

i r teh UB: DUUUUDE
WhoIsKennyMartin: what
i r teh UB: I'm no traitor
i r teh UB: jared put that crap (in my sig).
i r teh UB: i am for the cause!
WhoIsKennyMartin: than fucking take that shit out
WhoIsKennyMartin: http://www.getfuckedbitch.com/images/freedom.JPG
i r teh UB: but i will lose my points!@!!!!
i r teh UB: cant i be the inside man
WhoIsKennyMartin: ohhhh...OH
i r teh UB: ... like a spy
i r teh UB: :-)
WhoIsKennyMartin: no. we're going public with this.
i r teh UB: i can feed ur belly
i r teh UB: ;-)
i r teh UB: points oh glorious points
WhoIsKennyMartin: fucking jared. what a lowlife thing to do.

LAME. Just to make it apparent, Jared threatened to take away UB's points if he joined me.

[ColeyMoley84]

get fucked dick


DOT COM

JAREDDDDDDDD

[ColeyMoley84]

kenny made that conversation up. I just talked to UB and he told me the truth.

i r teh UB: KENNY IS A LYING ASSHOLE
ColeyMoley84: I know hunny. I'll clear things up for you. All you'll owe me is a blowjob
i r teh UB: nice trade-off. Thanks babycakes
ColeyMoley84: No problem sugar pie.

[Kenny]

Coley, you are very lame. the end. i have a feeling jared is on coley's name.

[ColeyMoley84]

No, I am Nicole. I am making up everything that I type. This is just really fun to be a part of what everyone else isn't. That and I love you so much Kenneth.

[Kenny]

Originally posted by ColeyMoley84
No, I am Nicole. I am making up everything that I type. This is just really fun to be a part of what everyone else isn't. That and I love you so much Kenneth.

Now i really know this isn't nicole. nicole hates me.

[Prognar]

i r teh UB: I love you
ThePrognar: I love you too
i r teh UB: have my babies?
ThePrognar: sure thing sweet cheeks
i r teh UB: You're the only red head who can please me
ThePrognar: Yeah, jared is a bitch isn't he?
i r teh UB: let's not talk about him and spoon instead

[Prognar]

Originally posted by IKE
Now i really know this isn't nicole. nicole hates me.

well yeah, we know jared isn't man enough to talk for himself and pirates other usernames to put up a fight.

[ColeyMoley84]

it really is me :(

[Magita]

bestmaggieever: <3
WhoIsKennyMartin: </3
*** Auto-response sent to WhoIsKennyMartin: I am soooo away.
WhoIsKennyMartin: commie
bestmaggieever: :o
WhoIsKennyMartin: :-(
WhoIsKennyMartin: i thought we went way back
bestmaggieever: all the way back to a few weeks ago.
bestmaggieever: i thought we had something special, but you let this come between us. :(
bestmaggieever: now i don't know what to do with myself.
WhoIsKennyMartin: :(
bestmaggieever: it's like, you won't accept me for who i am.
bestmaggieever: it's quite fustrating.
bestmaggieever: i cry, kenny. i cry.
WhoIsKennyMartin: no you dont
bestmaggieever: yes i do. :(

[Prognar]

I'd 'cry' all over you face.

[Magita]

Originally posted by Prognar
I'd 'cry' all over you face.

Kinky.

[Automat0r]

Originally posted by Prognar
I'd 'cry' all over you face.

Very much so.

[Magita]

OH NOES BUT WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS?

[Prognar]

do you want to be the big spoon, or the little spoon?

[Jared]

I have been gone all day..

That really was nicole apparently..

I just got home.

[Prognar]

I'm sure it was with you being gone all day being someone else and all.

[Automat0r]

<3 tew Prog.

[Jared]

Yes, I did give UB points. But only because he said the points were the only thing keeping him on the MPRA in the first place.

He made it quite clear to me, that all he wanted was points. I made no threats. I didnt tell him anything. I just gave him the points.

Regardless, those days are over. I care not for bribing, or war. I only care for peace.

[brandon-n]

who wants free points?

hahahahahaahhahahahahahsjdhasdhjdhahahaha

[Prognar]

I do I do!

[SIMPSON]

i do!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kenny]

Originally posted by SSAPhatKev
i do!!!!!!!!!!!

no, no one likes you.

[Kenny]

and brandon, i want points. lots of them.

[Magita]

I would like free points, please.

[Michael Fornal]

Can I have like a reaally big negative number of points and posts?

[sketch]

*ehem*...can i have some ?....

[Magita]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Can I have like a reaally big negative number of points and posts?

That would be so cool.

Give me all of your points plus one.

[Daniel]

I would like some points.

[Friend]

id also love some points

[UglyBastard]

ill take some more.. u now i deserve them for my fun picture choping:)

[Prognar]

your photochops are all the same and unoriginal :-/

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Prognar
your photochops are all the same and unoriginal :-/

poopface.... *shakes them haters off*

[Blair]

Originally posted by brandon
who wants free points?

hahahahahaahhahahahahahsjdhasdhjdhahahaha

*jumps on bandwagon*

Give me points.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by SSAPhatKev
i do!!!!!!!!!!!

get fucked fatty

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by sketch
*ehem*...can i have some ?....

am i the only one taht has no idea who this person is?

[Magita]

Originally posted by UglyBastard
am i the only one taht has no idea who this person is?

I know who he is.

...Sort of.

[HopelessRomantic]

I want points...please?

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by HopelessRomantic
I want points...please?


post a pic and if ur hawt i can make his happen:D

[annnnndddd1]

i want some marcus.

[Prognar]

I bet you do, you little harlot.

[UglyBastard]

fattpuffycheeknegrolip man!

[annnnndddd1]

youre just jealous.

[Prognar]

Oh yes. So jealous. Please, pay attention to me and me alone, no one else can have attention, only me. Waaaah waaaaaah.

[ColeyMoley84]

I want 57 points. Please Marcus. Please. PUUHHHLESSASSEE

[Prognar]

oh, and in case you were wondering, that was sarcasm.

[Magita]

Originally posted by Prognar
Please, pay attention to me and me alone, no one else can have attention, only me. Waaaah waaaaaah.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by ColeyMoley84
I want 57 points. Please Marcus. Please. PUUHHHLESSASSEE


SHOW ME DEM BOOBIES!

[ColeyMoley84]

i dont have boobies :(

[Prognar]

I have pictures that say otherwise.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by ColeyMoley84
i dont have boobies :(

small boobies get u 10,000

tig o bittys 100,000

omglykeTotaly

[ColeyMoley84]

Originally posted by Prognar
I have pictures that say otherwise.

Those are old. I have no more boobs. I cut them off and gave them to the needy.



Originally posted by UglyBastard
small boobies get u 10,000

tig o bittys 100,000

omglykeTotaly

and no boobies get me 87 points! :) :(

[Prognar]

Originally posted by ColeyMoley84
Those are old. I have no more boobs. I cut them off and gave them to the needy.


Sweetness, I'm sure those homeless people really needed bobsleds.

[UglyBastard]

i demand too see these pics:)

[ColeyMoley84]

nooooooooooooooo...they are old and gross


I was only like....14-15 years old. Thats illegal or something. :(

[Prognar]

that, or they're the ones I took yesterday of you showering *shrug*

[ColeyMoley84]

too bad I didnt shower yesterday!!! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!

oh wait...I did. :( But its impossible for you to get into my dorm so HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!! :(

[Prognar]

I'm glad you're so sure of that ;)

[ColeyMoley84]

:(

[Scott McQuaig]

I am in control of coley's boobies now. Before I had none but she was nice enough to donate to my cause. :D

[HRslammR]

i've seen nicole's tits.

like aureola and all.

yay for me.

[Daniel]

I've seen all of nicole. yay for me!

[Prognar]

and then you woke up.

[ColeyMoley84]

fancy that, you guys! I've seen all of me too! Lak WOWZA!!! I see me now and hubba hubba!!

[Prognar]

omg, you are lyke SoOoOOoOoOoOoOO lucky!

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Daniel
I've seen all of nicole. yay for me!

u may see naked girls... to bad u will never touch one.

[ColeyMoley84]

I actually know a guy that had to pay a whore to sleep with him but when she got to his house and saw what he looked like, she said no. Its a funny story that he isn't shamed to tell. He knows he's ass.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by ColeyMoley84
I actually know a guy that had to pay a whore to sleep with him but when she got to his house and saw what he looked like, she said no. Its a funny story that he isn't shamed to tell. He knows he's ass.


lololol! thats pothetic! *hands cloey money* u wont denie me baby ;)

[sketch]

Originally posted by UglyBastard
am i the only one taht has no idea who this person is?

well im from the UK...an never chatted to u...probably y u dnt know me...a few people do tho...i think....

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by sketch
well im from the UK...an never chatted to u...probably y u dnt know me...a few people do tho...i think....

*shrugs*