The Revolution Has Started.

[Kenny]

This is the official notice, the revolution has begun. I attempted to make a thread about this earlier, but the Big Red Machine deleted it. This action has caused me to further escalate the hostilities against Jared and his oppressive nature.

So, in light of recent events, i.e. the deleting of my threads without merit, the theft of my points for no reason, and the general attempts at censoring all things Kenny, I have decided to start a revolution. Why? Because I am tired of the oppression from the Communist Dictator, Jared. You may wonder why I have changed my username. Joseph McCarthy was the leading Anti-Communist figure in the US Government during the Cold War, and he is my hero.
All MMCers are strongly encouraged to join the coalition started by myself and Nyeh, The MMC People's Republic Army (MPRA). I have compiled a mountain of evidence against Jared, aka Big Red.

Why Jared is a communist bastard:

1) His hair is red. The color of the Stalinist communist empire are RED! Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

2) If it were up to Jared, all points would be collected from everyone and re-distributed equally among everyone, whether you have 10 posts or 10000. This concept is the basic premise of communism.

3) He just makes opposting threads "disappear" for no reason. Just like Stalin made people disappear during his attempts to crush all his political opposition.

4) The secret Feelings Police force, better known as the "Jaredstapo" or the "Pusstroopers" . This tool of censorship has deleted countless great threads. I believe his main message to myself and Nyeh was "YOU WILL NOT MAKE THE PUSSIES HURT, OR ELSE!". Anyone caught hurting pussies will be sent to Feelingstration camps.


Here are our demands:

1) All points I had previously will be returned to me, all 60940932 of them, plus a sum of 50950953 points to account for the pain and suffering I have endured because of this oppression and outright theft.

2) An open vote to remove Jared from his perch of power atop MMC.

3) If said vote passes, open elections will be held to determine who will take the reigns as the new Administrator of the Milkmycow.com message boards.


Here is how it stands:

Pick your side in this epic conflict..

The MMC People's Republic Army (MPRA), led by myself and Nyeh

or...

The Big Red Machine, led by the communist dictator, Jared.

I will start the open vote to remove Jared from his position of oppressive power in MMC. I am voting to remove him, I hope you will all do the same. In the name of free speech I emplore you to follow me. If you do not, more of our rights on this board will be taken away every day.

In conclusion, I just want you to remember a few things. Remember who gave you, the poor posters, points when you needed them? KENNY DID! Remember who led the pwnings of countless punkass n00bs who tried to desicrate these boards? KENNY DID! Remember the Masked Marauders, the Mexican Bumblebee hoodlums, and the story of the owl burning a house down?? Who was behind these great things? KENNY WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET YOUR VOICES BE HEARD!

[Nyeh]

SANGRE O LIBERTAD!!!!

[Magita]

...

[Scott McQuaig]

Shut up you SEA DONKEY!!!


I mean GO MPRA!!!

[Magita]

Originally posted by Scott McQuaig
Shut up you SEA DONKEY!!!


I mean GO MPRA!!!


Fuck you dear. :)

I like Jared. He was one of the few people that didn't automatically hate me when I first joined.

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Magita
Fuck you dear. :)

I like Jared. He was one of the few people that didn't automatically hate me when I first joined.

He was calling me a sea donkey. Not you, just for the record.

[Scott McQuaig]

I don't hate you magita. Can we saix now?

[Scott McQuaig]

Originally posted by Joseph McCarthy
He was calling me a sea donkey. Not you, just for the record.

A sea donkey of love.

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Scott McQuaig
A sea donkey of love.

True dat.

[Magita]

Originally posted by Joseph McCarthy
He was calling me a sea donkey. Not you, just for the record.
Whoopsie.


Originally posted by Scott McQuaig
I don't hate you magita. Can we saix now?
Okay!

[Kevin]

im in (wow i bet you all didnt see that coming)

[Kenny]

Its not looking good for Big Red. I'm surprised he hasn't deleted this yet. I can sense his fear.

[Prognar]

I have auburn hair :( I'm just not fat.

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Prognar
I have red hair :( I'm just not fat.

Yes, but you do not have communist feelings.

[UglyBastard]

I HAD LIKE 60,000 pts. some one took them all away , brandon is cool about points im sure it was jared... IM WITH KENNY!!!!!

[Kenny]

Originally posted by UglyBastard
I HAD LIKE 60,000 pts. some one took them all away , brandon is cool about points im sure it was jared... IM WITH KENNY!!!!!

The movement is gaining strength. Thank you, marcus.

[.c.o.l.i.n.]

i'm on kenny's side.

i want to be the assasin.

[Fidel]

It's good to be back. Operation Big Red is now in effect upon receival of 10 big ones.

[Kenny]

BEEFULLO: SANGRE O LIBERTAD!!!!
WhoIsKennyMartin: :-)
WhoIsKennyMartin: what does that mean
BEEFULLO: blood or freedom
WhoIsKennyMartin: excellent

[Nyeh]

Originally posted by Fidel
It's good to be back. Operation Big Red is now in effect upon receival of 10 big ones.

suicide bomber action!!!!!!!

[Fidel]

Originally posted by Nyeh
suicide bomber action!!!!!!!

Straps bomb to chest. Fire in hole.

NOSEDOKEN!

Wetmon, go?! :(

[Kevin]

the additions are mounting jared. i dont see <s>many</s> anybody siding with you.

[Kenny]

its spreading like wildfire. just as i suspected.

[Magita]

Originally posted by Joseph McCarthy
its spreading like <s>wildfire</s> herpes. just as i suspected.

[Kenny]

either way, its spreading.

[Prognar]

well, jared is a firecrotch.

[Daniel]

Questions...

So points given back to Kenny plus damages. Reasonable enough...

So we are voting to impeach Jared. Will he still have Admin status just none of the power? Or will he be demoted to moderator status?

How often will there be votes deciding who is the Admin?

Will a constitution be written if Jared is impeached so that despotism can no longer be practiced by any Admin?

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Daniel
Questions...

So points given back to Kenny plus damages. Reasonable enough...

So we are voting to impeach Jared. Will he still have Admin status just none of the power? Or will he be demoted to moderator status?

How often will there be votes deciding who is the Admin?

Will a constitution be written?

His will be demoted to a regular user just like you. Or maybe a mod, i don't know yet.

When the people are tired of the admin, they will vote just like this. It can be any time.

A constitution may be written.

[Friend]

.

[Daniel]

Well if it will make MMC have a Republican form of government...

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Daniel
Well if it will make MMC have a Republican form of government...

Oh, it will.

[Kevin]

i wonder if this will have a whole animal farmm plot twist where the leader (kenny) makes false promises of a better "life" and ends up turning it into the thing that the "animals" (his followers) dont want, which is a tyrranical dictatorship

[Hobo]

I vote kenny the new Administrator

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Kevin
i wonder if this will have a whole animal farmm plot twist where the leader (kenny) makes false promises of a better "life" and ends up turning it into the thing that the "animals" (his followers) dont want, which is a tyrranical dictatorship

eh bitch you know that won't happen. I am the anti-communist. duh.

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Joseph McCarthy
eh bitch you know that won't happen. I am the anti-communist. duh.

and so were the pigs, before they got greedy and wanted to control everything :)

[Nyeh]

we are the state!

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Kevin
and so were the pigs, before they got greedy and wanted to control everything :)

im not a pig.

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Joseph McCarthy
im not a pig.

by pigs i was referring to the book. in the book they were the leader(s) which turned into being dictator(s). saying that wouldnt it be ironic if the same thing happened here

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Kevin
by pigs i was referring to the book. in the book they were the leader(s) which turned into being dictator(s). saying that wouldnt it be ironic if the same thing happened here

but it won't. point = moot.

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Joseph McCarthy
but it won't. point = moot.

we shall see

[Hobo]

We could just vote kenny off if that were to happen

[Daniel]

Viva La Revolución!

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Hobo
We could just vote kenny off if that were to happen

but if he becomes an administrater..he will have final say in whatever goes on.

[Kenny]

I wonder why Jared has not risen up in his own defense? WEAKNESS.

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Kevin
but if he becomes an administrater..he will have final say in whatever goes on.

Nope we still have Brandon. Checks and Balances...

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Joseph McCarthy
I wonder why Jared has not risen up in his own defense? WEAKNESS.

either that, or he knows he cant win so he wont bother trying

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Kevin
either that, or he knows he cant win so he wont bother trying

that too.

[Jared]

Oh, oh ho ho ho,

This is RICH.

Rather than DELETE this DREK, I will let it go. The truth is, no-one, (with the exception of brandon) cares about MMC as much as I do. The position I now hold was EARNED, by TIME.

Contrary to semi popular belief, this is not a democracy. This is the land of MMC. And I am NOT the emperor...

Many decisions on this board, wether publised or not are made in conjuction with brandon as well, so go ahead and iniate a vote against him as well.

Deleted threads, some by brandon, some by myself, are done at the presonl request of familys, users, and by our own decision. I could go into detail about how a MMC user has been VANDALISED lately, but I shant, as to not draw attention to such an act.

MMC is my life. Online, and offline. What I do, I do for the good of the users. So you all can believe this fake ass shit and play along like its 4th grade if you wanna.

But I can tell you one thing ladies and gentlemen, im not going ANYWHERE. So make all the polls you want. This is one vote you DONT have a say in.

[Hobo]

Im suprised this thread is still here

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Jared
Oh, oh ho ho ho,

This is RICH.

Rather than DELETE this DREK, I will let it go. The truth is, no-one, (with the exception of brandon) cares about MMC as much as I do. The position I now hold was EARNED, by TIME.

Contrary to semi popular belief, this is not a democracy. This is the land of MMC. And I am NOT the emperor...

Many decisions on this board, wether publised or not are made in conjuction with brandon as well, so go ahead and iniate a vote against him as well.

Deleted threads, some by brandon, some by myself, are done at the presonl request of familys, users, and by our own decision. I could go into detail about how a MMC user has been VANDALISED lately, but I shant, as to not draw attention to such an act.

MMC is my life. Online, and offline. What I do, I do for the good of the users. So you all can believe this fake ass shit and play along like its 4th grade if you wanna.

But I can tell you one thing ladies and gentlemen, im not going ANYWHERE. So make all the polls you want. This is one vote you DONT have a say in.

Typical. Fucking typical. I too am surprised you didn't delete this.

The vote doesn't lie. The people have spoken.

[UglyBastard]

I SAY GIVE ME AND KENNY OUR FUCKING POINTS BACK!!!!

whats the point of takeing them....? HATER!

[Hobo]

In the unbanning kenny thread didnt jared say that this IS a democracy?

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Hobo
In the unbanning kenny thread didnt jared say that this IS a democracy?

I believe so.



jared said this...

But this is a DEMOCRACY, and to you, the MMC user, I give the power, to vote to un-ban Kenny. I actually will be the first to vote “yes”. I hope you do the same. However, should these actions go unchecked? What possible punishment could their be? Is there one? To this, I am torn.

[Blair]

People, declare your side! If you are not part of the solution, you are the problem! Down with the communist bastards! God is with us!

Vive le nouveau MMC!!

(Long live the new MMC)

[Michael Fornal]

Ha, Kenny's little brother raped him with the pig comment. Impressive. :)

And communism is a very effecient form of government. I plan on holding a clip board in my given job. Sucks for those of you who are assigned to sweatshop work. I'm looking at you, Kevin and UglyBastard.

Hail Jared.

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Ha, Kenny's little brother raped him with the pig comment. Impressive. :)

And communism is a very effecient form of government. I plan on holding a clip board in my given job. Sucks for those of you who are assigned to sweatshop work. I'm looking at you, Kevin and UglyBastard.

Hail Jared.

FUCK YOU! Communism does not work, you know it, i know it. everyone knows it. pinko bastard. :)

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Ha, Kenny's little brother raped him with the pig comment. Impressive. :)

And communism is a very effecient form of government. I plan on holding a clip board in my given job. Sucks for those of you who are assigned to sweatshop work. I'm looking at you, Kevin and UglyBastard.

Hail Jared.

heh, if im assigned to "hard labor" then ill make like the "animals" and flee(quit).




if you understood what i said

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Hail Jared.


*hands michael kneepads*

[Michael Fornal]

Originally posted by Joseph McCarthy
FUCK YOU! Communism does not work, you know it, i know it. everyone knows it. pinko bastard. :)

I'm sorry that you are wrong, my young confused brotheran. Communism is obviously working well. Look at the prospering North Korea. My comrades there are working on highly technological ways of creating power for their incredibly lustrous nation. Only the power itself will be as lustrous as the nation.

[Hobo]

Make us a resistance sig UB

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
I'm sorry that you are wrong, my young confused brotheran. Communism is obviously working well. Look at the prospering North Korea. My comrades there are working on highly technological ways of creating power for their incredibly lustrous nation. Only the power itself will be as lustrous as the nation.

You nonsensical bastard. look at north korea's economy. it sucks. their people are oppressed. Look at cuba. If its so great, why are people trying to leave there in droves?

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Hobo
Make us a resistance sig UB

THE BLACK MAN COMMANDING THE WHITE!@?#$!@?


hehe i couldnt resist hobo :)

[Michael Fornal]

Originally posted by Joseph McCarthy
You nonsensical bastard. look at north korea's economy. it sucks. their people are oppressed. Look at cuba. If its so great, why are people trying to leave there in droves?

Those are lies propagated by your heavily facist government. They want you to believe my comrades in North Korea are weak and oppressed to fill you with national pride and willingess to die to the massive super power that is the North Korean army. You are sheep. Communism will reign.

[UglyBastard]

i shall make the sig, FOR THE CAUSE!

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Those are lies propagated by your heavily facist government. They want you to believe my comrades in North Korea are weak and oppressed to fill you with national pride and willingess to die to the massive super power that is the North Korean army. You are sheep. Communism will reign.

then move there if it rocks a republic/democracy as hard as you say it does

[Kevin]

Originally posted by UglyBastard
i shall make the sig, FOR THE CAUSE!

my masterful paint photochoppage has already created a signature for the movement

[Michael Fornal]

Originally posted by Kevin
then move there if it rocks a republic/democracy as hard as you say it does

Much like your facist KKK friends, I am here in infiltrate the system and spread the truth of the greatness and efficiancy of the Communism Regime one person at a time. A better world will rise, my son. A better world will rise.

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Kevin
my masterful paint photochoppage has already created a signature for the movement

yeah if u want some gigantor sig that doesnt make sense.

[SIMPSON]

i vote jared.......no kenny...... ah fuck it

ink a bink a bottle of ink cork feel out and you stink

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Much like your facist KKK friends, I am here in infiltrate the system and spread the truth of the greatness and efficiancy of the Communism Regime one person at a time. A better world will rise, my son. A better world will rise.

ok. when it does, give me a call :rolleyes:

[Kenny]

Alas, i must go to the Library, to read "We Were Soliders", the book about the Vietnam War, yet another crusade against the communist fucks. KEEP THE FIRE ALIVE MY FELLOW SOLDIERS!

[Michael Fornal]

Originally posted by Kevin
ok. when it does, give me a call :rolleyes:

I will, my young sister.


Originally posted by SSAPhatKev
i vote jared.......no kenny...... ah fuck it

ink a bink a bottle of ink cork feel out and you stink

Fuck off. We don't allow sheepish ugly people in our communist regime. Okay, well - you can be one of the homeless people. Fucker. Or else go back to your facist fucks in Kennyland.

[SIMPSON]

i voted jared

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Joseph McCarthy
Alas, i must go to the Library, to read "We Were Soliders", the book about the Vietnam War, yet another crusade against the communist fucks. KEEP THE FIRE ALIVE MY FELLOW SOLDIERS!

i think my borther is a little too into his vietnam studies..

[Michael Fornal]

Originally posted by Joseph McCarthy
Alas, i must go to the Library, to read "We Were Soliders", the book about the Vietnam War, yet another crusade against the communist fucks. KEEP THE FIRE ALIVE MY FELLOW SOLDIERS!

Ah, one day you will move out of the fiction aisle and read some real books, brotheran. You lost that war. Communism shall reign supreme above all. Hail Jared.

[Automat0r]

Mass appeal.

[Magita]

Vote me admin.

[HRslammR]

your hero is joe mccarthy? the man who put the great red scare into america completely unwarranted?

this is your hero?

[Magita]

Originally posted by HRslammR
your hero is joe mccarthy? the man who put the great red scare into america completely unwarranted?

this is your hero?

Yeah, that's what I said.

>.>

[Michael Fornal]

Hail COMMUNISM!

[Magita]

Noooo....I really liked your sig. ;__;

[Automat0r]

I think the arabs should take over the forums for awhile. I'd spice things up ;)

[Blair]

.

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Blair
.

im supposing hes from south korea?

[UglyBastard]

http://www.milkmycow.com/gallery/data/6002/1017jared_commie.jpg?812

http://www.milkmycow.com/gallery/data/6002/1017revolution.jpg?2607

*shrugs*

[UglyBastard]

um jared gave me my points back IM WITH HIM! HAHAHAHA he made it a fair mmc for me

[Michael Fornal]

Too bad you're still going to be shoveling shit, fucker. You'll never have a clipboard in my communist regime.

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Too bad you're still going to be shoveling shit, fucker. You'll never have a clipboard in my communist regime.

shut up, pig.

[Blair]

You're not making it very inviting to become a commie. Geez, atleast show her that under communism she is guaranteed a job and food.

[Jared]

Join the BRM today!

(add the link in your sig!)

[Magita]

Originally posted by FaCe
I think the arabs should take over the forums for awhile. I'd spice things up ;)

The spics should all take over for a bit. :)

[Michael Fornal]

Originally posted by Blair
You're not making it very inviting to become a commie. Geez, atleast show her that under communism she is guaranteed a job and food.

She? Quiet bitch. I don't need your facist comments trying to run my communist regime. You, too, will now be shoveling shit with UglyFuck over there.

And kevin will be licking both of your boots clean.

Fuckers. That is what you get for deying the greatness of an efficiently run government.

[UglyBastard]

haha like the sig jared

[Blair]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
She? Quiet bitch. I don't need your facist comments trying to run my communist regime. You, too, will now be shoveling shit with UglyFuck over there.

And kevin will be licking both of your boots clean.

Fuckers. That is what you get for deying the greatness of an efficiently run government.

Shovel for you? Shovel for communism? I would do nothing for communist swine.

GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Blair
Shovel for you? Shovel for communism? I would do nothing for communist swine.

GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!

now in protugese!

DÊ-me A LIBERDADE OU DÊ-me A MORTE.

[Blair]

yay for freetranslation.com!!!

[UglyBastard]

.

[Aaron]

gay

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Blair
yay for freetranslation.com!!!

or smarterchild on aim!!!!! ha, i win

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by IIIIIIIIIIIIID
gay

shut up fag boy

[Blair]

UB, get on aim. I am Beefullo. I got an idea.

[UglyBastard]

on. i r teh UB

[Kenny]

Originally posted by HRslammR
your hero is joe mccarthy? the man who put the great red scare into america completely unwarranted?

this is your hero?

Yeah, I was gonna be IKE, but I decided for mccarthy instead. Fear is the greatest motivator.

[Kenny]

SIG = CHANGED.

Thanks, Captain Marcus.

[brandon-n]

haha

[Blair]

Brandon's post says it all.

[UglyBastard]

no prob:)
comander kenny!

[Kevin]

Originally posted by UglyBastard
no prob:)
comander kenny!
damn you suck at spelling as much as i do :(.

[UglyBastard]

blairs idea <3

[Friend]

that should be kevins

[Jay]

methinks Kenny needs to get a life

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Jay
methinks Kenny needs to get a life

u tromboner!

[Jay]

?

[Kenny]

OK, so the lines have been drawn, sides have been taken. I shall soon name my executive command. Accordingly, I have changed my name to 'IKE' in honor of Dwight D. Eisenhower, former Allied Commander.

[Automat0r]

I would have added a 'D' infront of your name Kenny :-P

[Prognar]

and changed the 'i' to a 'y' and grown breasts and dressed like a man more often.....

[Kenny]

OK. I have named my first Officers of the MPRA:

Nyeh - Assistant Commander
Charles - Information Director
Devin - Defensive Coordinator
UglyBastard - Truth Minister
Kevin - Animals Relations Chief
Prognar - Director of Defamation
Brandon - Media Coordinator

Anyone else seeking officer positions, just IM me.

[Kenny]

I wasn't gonna post this originally, then I thought, what the hell?
This was an AIM convo from about 3 days ago. I didn't think much of it at the time, but now I see the light. Big Red doesn't like us. Any of us. This proves it.


Bakushan: You are as shitty as the rest on the board, Kenny. It used to be cool, then people like you and all these people that have come since the board last crash have shitted it up.

WhoIsKennyMartin: i think most everyone is cool.. i dont know what youre talking about..why are you badmouthing people that were on your side?

Bakushan: No one is on my side. Ive long learned that everyone is against me therefore secretly and openly im against the board, I mean come on, look at the Masked Maruders, i thought you guys were my friends on that, but EVERYONE on the boards was in on it. So they can all go to hell. They can all "GET FUCKED BITCH" as you love to say.

Bakushan signed off at 5:14:07 PM

Jared blocked me after that conversation.

[Prognar]

Jared: I wasn't in on the masked marauders, but don't get me wrong, I still hate you.

[brandon-n]

viva la resistance!

ill take job of media coordinator

[Jared]

*sigh,,

UB is mine, ask him yourself..

[pimptress]

Originally posted by IKE
I wasn't gonna post this originally, then I thought, what the hell?
This was an AIM convo from about 3 days ago. I didn't think much of it at the time, but now I see the light. Big Red doesn't like us. Any of us. This proves it.


Bakushan: You are as shitty as the rest on the board, Kenny. It used to be cool, then people like you and all these people that have come since the board last crash have shitted it up.

WhoIsKennyMartin: i think most everyone is cool.. i dont know what youre talking about..why are you badmouthing people that were on your side?

Bakushan: No one is on my side. Ive long learned that everyone is against me therefore secretly and openly im against the board, I mean come on, look at the Masked Maruders, i thought you guys were my friends on that, but EVERYONE on the boards was in on it. So they can all go to hell. They can all "GET FUCKED BITCH" as you love to say.

Bakushan signed off at 5:14:07 PM

Jared blocked me after that conversation.

he's secretly and openly against the boards? baha. that makes me laugh.

kenny if you dislike jared so much, why don't you just have everybody go over to GFB that way maybe it'll spice up your board. *shrugs* ya'll are retarded.

i'm not on anybody's side. i don't post enough on here to really care. jared hasn't done anything to me so i see no point in revolting but i'm not on his side because i really don't care. consider me neutral. w00t. but seriously, ya'll have got to grow up. THEY'RE POINTS! its not like he's stealing money. how many of you have actually used the points to buy something that was worth money? I MEAN REALLY? blah. and then because jared is trying to keep the peace, you revolt. yeah he has deleted some threads, but he's not like you kenny. not everybody is like you. he actually cares about other people's feelings and as board admin he needs to keep the people happy or else they'll all leave. but oooooooooh well. i think that you're going up against something you can't control. you don't own this website, its not your place to decide on whether or not he can be an admin. you're newer than most of us on this board. you have no seniority here.

I WIN! *does dance* baha man its early. yay for insomnia

by the way, i still love you kenny, but jesus grow up. you're worse than me.

[Michael Fornal]

Due to the lack of creativity in all posts in this thread, with the exception of Kenny, i deem this thread gay'd.

I'll lock it after work. Thanks

mike

[pimptress]

MIKE IS AWESOME IN BED!!!!!!

and he's very sexy. miaou!

[Michael Fornal]

wtf, I'm never awake when I get underage bia's into bed. Damnit all. :(

[pimptress]

haha its all good. i had fun. ;)

[Kenny]

Jared's latest atrocity.

Look at the votes. 14-13.

I know Jared has manipulated the votes by editing the poll using his admin power.

He has also edited people's sigs and put his BRM Picture in them.

From this point forward all forces aligned with Jared will be known as the...

FUCKING ASSHOLE TROOPS (FAT)

Lets make this board FAT FREE!!!

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Jared
*sigh,,

UB is mine, ask him yourself..

Just because you abuse your admin powers and put a BRM (FAT) Picture in UB's sig does not mean he is aligned with you. See what I'm talking about people? Look at this bullshit commited by Jared. He's breaking into people's sigsand using his powers to change them so it appears they are aligned with him.

[Prognar]

yes yes, we all know that jared is an ego-tistical moron who thinks he's cool because he drives a dopey truck and thinks he gets respect because he's an admin on an online mesage board not by choice, but by default.

[HRslammR]

i thought i was an original commie from way back when?

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Prognar
yes yes, we all know that jared is an ego-tistical moron who thinks he's cool because he drives a dopey truck and thinks he gets respect because he's an admin on an online mesage board not by choice, but by default.

Let's try not to be so hypocritical.

[Michael Fornal]

Yea prog.. stop trying to flirt with every girl on a message board and then pretend you don't, stupid idiot head.

[Jared]

I simply added the BRM insignia to those who had claimed loyality to the cause.

Theres nothing you can do kenny.

[NOFX13]

*dun dun duuuuun*

[Eric]

Originally posted by Daniel
Let's try not to be so hypocritical.

Let's try not to be so fucking suckass.

[HRslammR]

we need to start some propaganda...

[Kenny]

Originally posted by HRslammR
we need to start some propaganda...

No, considering you're not on either side. Don't say "we", because you are not with any group in this, so you are not part of a "we".

[James]

Originally posted by IKE
No, considering you're not on either side. Don't say "we", because you are not with any group in this, so you are not part of a "we".

He can represent the French

[Nyeh]

for this commie threat, i have brought back everyone's favorite weapon of divine vengeance, the one, the only blessed brick of face stabbing!!!!! (imbued with the power of aids by ODB)

[Kevin]

yay, animal relations, i always wanted an important position in a army :rolleyes::). well, for my first act as cheif of animals, i will train 237804923 e-grizzly bears to maul all of the FATs

[Kevin]

SpecialK130: sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads!!!!!!!!
S irBamALot I R: and bulls with heated horns for perfect anal blastafe
S irBamALot I R: blastage
S irBamALot I R: and fidel can shovel up my animals shit
SpecialK130: and use the nitrogen for bombs!

me and kris rock

[Prognar]

Originally posted by Daniel
Let's try not to be so hypocritical.

Because I'm an admin on this board. Because I idolize my shitty truck. Because I care about anyone's respect here.Because I have stated that this message board is my life.

You sure are a sly one.

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Prognar
Because I'm an admin on this board. Because I idolize my shitty truck. Because I care about anyone's respect here.Because I have stated that this message board is my life.

You sure are a sly one.

Ya thats what I ment! Guess Im not the only sly one...


Originally posted by Prognar
yes yes, we all know that jared is an ego-tistical moron who thinks he's cool because he drives a dopey truck and thinks he gets respect because he's an admin on an online mesage board not by choice, but by default.

Ego-tistical moron? Examples:


Originally posted by Prognar
When will amber learn that her life is so insignificant that trying to make any sort of dent in the lives of anyone is so fruitless it's laughable?


Originally posted by Prognar
Maybe you're some sort of auto-posting non-sensible robot who replies to everything with posts that are more worthless than a festering pile of dog snot. Then again, it could be worse: you could be consciously making these posts and pretending that people actually give a damn.


Originally posted by Prognar
Now go make me a sandwich, woman.


Originally posted by Prognar
You best do what your lord and master says!

Just picked out a few quotes didn't want this post to go on forever.

But what they don't mention is how you slam everyone for their cars but won't tell us what you drive. Sure your dad has a ferrari but what about you? Get off your high horse why don't you.

[Fidel]

I like Prog. He's the only cool redhead I know :(

[Friend]

everyone knows what he drives daniel.

[Michael Fornal]

He drives me.. WILD.

(rofl @ me)

[UglyBastard]

*burps*

[Prognar]

Originally posted by
everyone knows what he drives daniel.

Sho nuff. Except I just sold my Porsche :( So I'm still with my crappy truck.

[Prognar]

I fail to see how putting amber in her place elevates me to an egotistical standpoint. Maybe in relation in social standings I can seem to be so high up, but this is only because you and her are so low.

[Blair]

Back to the discussion, I don't see how UB can turn to communism being that he is a redneck. Isn' that one of the things they hate? THe only thing that rednecks and commies have in common is a red flag. Don't go over to the dark side UB. One of the reasons I am not a commie (well I am american and hate communism....except Cuba, they have cigars) is because Jared blocks people on aim (such as Kenny and I) yet he is the feelings police on the boards. Makes you wonder...

[Fidel]

technically, i should be mirroring my fellow cuban cousin castro in his steps of communism, but i'm not. :)

[SIMPSON]

go jared

[Prognar]

Originally posted by SSAPhatKev
go to hell, jared

fixed.

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Blair
Back to the discussion, I don't see how UB can turn to communism being that he is a redneck. Isn' that one of the things they hate? THe only thing that rednecks and commies have in common is a red flag. Don't go over to the dark side UB. One of the reasons I am not a commie (well I am american and hate communism....except Cuba, they have cigars) is because Jared blocks people on aim (such as Kenny and I) yet he is the feelings police on the boards. Makes you wonder...


All nice points Blair.

[Kenny]

Blair has been deemed Director of Homeland Security.

[Automat0r]

Originally posted by Fidel
I like Prog. He's the only cool redhead I know :(

Prognar=good man.

[Kenny]

Originally posted by FaCe
Prognar=good man.

yeah i like the prog as well.

[Kenny]

Our newest demand....

The removal of HRSlammr as a mod, and Charles, better know as " " on the boards, shall be installed as new mod.

[Daniel]

Originally posted by IKE
Our newest demand....

The removal of HRSlammr as a mod, and Charles, better know as " " on the boards, shall be installed as new mod.

*unclicks yes*

[Friend]

Originally posted by Daniel
*unclicks yes*

technically you should unclick yes for anyone since no one likes you.

[Kenny]

Originally posted by
technically you should unclick yes for anyone since no one likes you.

[Daniel]

Originally posted by
technically you should unclick yes for anyone since no one likes you.

O shut the fuck up.

[Friend]

Originally posted by Daniel
O shut the fuck up.

good one sponge bob

[Automat0r]

Originally posted by
good one sponge bob

lol your so mean Charlie *spanks*

[Prognar]

anyone who hates daniel is a friend of mine. How the hell did HR become a mod anyway?

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Prognar
anyone who hates daniel is a friend of mine. How the hell did HR become a mod anyway?

He begged. and begged. and begged.

[Friend]

.

[Kenny]

that says "daniel" at the bottom.

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Prognar
I fail to see how putting amber in her place elevates me to an egotistical standpoint. Maybe in relation in social standings I can seem to be so high up, but this is only because you and her are so low.

It's not just Amber and I that you're condescending to. You are also that way to Jared and Brandon... An many other people depending if they speak out against you.

[Friend]

Originally posted by Daniel
It's not just Amber and I that you're condescending to. You are also that way to Jared and Brandon... An many other people depending if they speak out against you.

just brandons car

[Friend]

Originally posted by Daniel
It's not just Amber and I that you're condescending to. You are also that way to Jared and Brandon... An many other people depending if they speak out against you.

CAT

[Kenny]

MEOW?

[Prognar]

lol, chuckles knows what's up. Basically daniel is mad because I have a spine and a nice and healthy pair of testicles. Unlike him, I don't have to lick ass to get attention.

[Friend]

Originally posted by Prognar
lol, chuckles knows what's up. Basically daniel is mad because I have a spine and a nice and healthy pair of testicles. Unlike him, I don't have to lick ass to get attention.

or draw a "cat"

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Prognar
lol, chuckles knows what's up. Basically daniel is mad because I have a spine and a nice and healthy pair of testicles. Unlike him, I don't have to lick ass to get attention.

I have a spine and testicles. What's your basis for saying I don't?

[Prognar]

Originally posted by Daniel
I have no spine nor testicles. Please own me again because I can't defend myself any better than whining.

You make a very good point.

[Friend]

Originally posted by Daniel
I have a spine and testicles. What's your basis for saying I don't?

ooooooh dog he chawgin you up.oooooooooh damn foo oooooooooh dawg awww dawg what choo gone do?

[Friend]

prognar-1
daniel-0

[Automat0r]

Prognar vs Daniel?

[Prognar]

Rick Flair vs Million Dollar Man?

[Friend]

daniel says CAT

[UglyBastard]

sCAT

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Prognar
Rick Flair vs Million Dollar Man?

?

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Daniel
?

oldschool wrestlers

[P a t r i c k]

I hate free speech, keep the machine alive.

[UglyBastard]

a little late my man, kenny told me the movment has come to an end.

[P a t r i c k]

I dont think you understand
KEEP THE MACHINE ALIVE

[Daniel]

Originally posted by UglyBastard
oldschool wrestlers

Yes I know Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair... Whooo!!!!

Then "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase... "Every man has his price."

I was just wondering what he ment by saying that. Does that make me Ric Flair?

[Prognar]

wow, google boy, try to be a little faster.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Daniel
Yes I know Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair... Whooo!!!!

Then "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase... "Every man has his price."

I was just wondering what he ment by saying that. Does that make me Ric Flair?

i knew they were wrestlers, but the fact u know THAT much makes u a luser lol!!!!. and if u looked it up a even bigger looser that trys to be a loser!

[Daniel]

Jackass I use to watch it with my dad. Ask me any question and I can answer them Prog.

Yeah thats great UB get a job or go to school.

[Prognar]

go get him, tiger!

[Prognar]

Originally posted by Daniel
Jackass I use to watch it with my dad. Ask me any question and I can answer it...

I'm glad you watch big burly and sweaty men dressed in speedos grapple each other with your dad.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Prognar
wow, google boy, try to be a little faster.

dude please lets just make love, every comment u say makes me smile:)

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Prognar
I'm glad you watch big burly and sweaty men dressed in speedos grapple each other with your dad.

Yes well we all can't have Dad's with Ferrari's that we pawn off as our own. Guess I'm not that cool...

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Daniel
Jackass I use to watch it with my dad. Ask me any question and I can answer them Prog.

Yeah thats great UB get a job.

GET A G/F!!!! ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!111 i win

[ColeyMoley84]

OooOoOoOOOOO BURNT!

[Daniel]

Originally posted by UglyBastard
GET A G/F!!!! ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!111 i win

I can get one quicker than you can get a job. :D

[Prognar]

Originally posted by Daniel
Yes well we all can't have Dad's with Ferrari's that we pawn off as our own. Guess I'm not that cool...

A) My dad hasn't always had a ferrari B) I've never said I've owned a ferrari C) Crantrary to what you may believe, having homoerotic sessions with you dad really isn't cool. D) I hope you and your dad 'bonded' differently tham how you express it here.

[ColeyMoley84]

OOOOOOO BURNT X's TWO!

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Prognar
A) My dad hasn't always had a ferrari B) I've never said I've owned a ferrari C) Crantrary to what you may believe, having homoerotic sessions with you dad really isn't cool. D) I hope you and your dad 'bonded' differently tham how you express it here.

A)Okay you sure taught me a lesson! :rolleyes:

In response to B.) Description: Our testarossa's engine, notice turbos, intercooler was taken off for pic. (http://www.milkmycow.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=83&password=&sort=1&cat=500&page=1)

C)First off its Contrary. I thought I was the only one that sucked at English.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Daniel
I can get one quicker than you can get a job. :D

well atleast theirs 1 kind of job i know i can get that u cant BLOWJOB!

[Daniel]

Originally posted by UglyBastard
well atleast theirs 1 kind of job i know i can get that u cant BLOWJOB!

Ignorance is bliss huh?

[Prognar]

our does not refer to ownage of it. It's a Campbell treasure now :)
Sorry if I typo when I have gin in me. My bad. I guess I should just hang myself now.

[UglyBastard]

I WIN!

[P a t r i c k]

Nah man, youve been suckin it up lately.

[Blair]

Originally posted by P a t r i c k
Nah man, youve been suckin it up lately.

I think it's funny that Patrick till has a communist flag up.