ATTN JASON: IT IS TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION

[brandon-n]

DESPERADOS PLAYOFF GAME ON JULY 7th!!!!

this is your fucking 3 week early warning.

take off work, find a kangaroo sitter, call a vet (or fix ur pet), put lacatives in your gf's taco, hire a car driver, cancel bbqs, stock up on vitamin c and tums, do whatever it takes.

the game is saturday july 7th.

we have 8 tickets, one with your name on it.

me, header, kenny, char, mal, nick, kevin, and you.

it will own. we dance so hardcore these days. we wear wigs, we get crunk, and we even get on the big tv 10x a game. (oh and we see sanjaya EVERYgame and wave and yell at him, he loves it). we will also get uber drunk and have "its not gay if ur friends" moments.

this is officially your last chance to convince all your pals (im sure they will agree) that you are not a scrunty gunch, otherwise, we (me at least) shall shun upon you forever.

im not even kidding, if you bitch out, i will never even consider asking you to hangout with us again. I lost you once for yrs in highschool, you missed some fucking amazing times. i will not put up with it again. Tis july 7th, or never.

[Kevin]

yep. i understand the whole girlfriend thing, i even understand the concept of growing up and leaving the past behind, and to an extent i even understand making sacrifices to be with someone else, but completely leaving behind all of your friends and putting all of your eggs in one basket at the expense of everything else, including your soul and personality, just seems flat out rediculous. is one night out of a 100, or even a 1000, too much to ask to reclaim your jason-hood?

[Michael Fornal]

Pretty much, you certainly need to attend this amazing event. If not only because I cannot because my best friend in the whole world ever is getting married at that time. Do it for that! And for your friends, for christ's sake!

[Kenny]

I'm with Kevin and Brandon. I have been known to bitch out because of some gunch in the past, but damnit please go to the fucking game with us, and get shitfaced beforehand too. Stop being a scrunty gunch. Please. That is all.

[brandon-n]

the people have begun to speak.

fix it jason! u must be helped. we, your true pals, will do our part to save you from the succubus.

maybe you need a hooker.

maybe you need us to "take care" of someone.

freakin a, maybe you just need to find jesus. ANYTHING would be better than ur current situation.

[brandon-n]

we will even re-teach you the dances, as well as update you on the new ones.

[nickbahh]

We really do miss you bro. I know you've got a hectic life and all. I just feel like I've lost one of my best friends. It would mean a lot to us if you would be there.

4th of July would be kinda nice too.

[brandon-n]

shit i totally forgot about 4th of july.

we will have a pool this year too.

but ya.. that would be awesome too.

it can be my bday present

[brandon-n]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gunch

[brandon-n]

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comment jason!

[Jason]

I will do absolutely everything in my power to make it to the game. I'm sorry I have been a dirty gunch lately. It's killing me too, trust me.

[brandon-n]

we need a definite yes.