question..

[flychick]

would ur mom*s anorexic stegasaurus named Mildred pounce on a used rubber vagina that has been chewed on by a mad cow diseased cow while weezing your mom*s name while getting it on in a farm in Wyoming while an obese ostrich named Katrina sings the national anthem on a karaoke machine?

[Trent Steel]

I heard a story about your birthday. You asked your mony rich boyfriend for a gift that could go from 0-200 in a matter of seconds. The morning of your birthday you saw a small box on the driveway, when you opened it up you saw a scale. Never hearing from your boyfriend again.

[Mallory]

If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard, only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!

[Trent Steel]

If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard, only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!


:-( so sad.