what a dick

[Trent Steel]

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.


http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/12/cheney.ap/index.html

[P a t r i c k]

Oh man hes got a taste for blood now.
"Fortunately, the vice president has got a lot of medical people around him and so they were right there and probably more cautious than we would have been," she said. "The vice president has got an ambulance on call, so the ambulance came."
That paragraph made me chuckle.

[James]

Who cares if it was an accident

That's just freakin cool :2gunsfiri

[Dante]

Not since Alexander Hamilton has an incident hit so close to the White House.

Of course, Aaron Burr killed Hamilton over the concept of honor.

Cheney shot his friend because he thought he was a bird.

[Trent Steel]

I have to watch the daily show tonight

[Dante]

Oh god it was a good one tonight, they talked about this for over half the show.

[Trent Steel]

serious? Ugh i have to wake up at 5am

[Jason]

http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=899&stc=1&d=1139895432
Somewhat on-topic: CNN can't spell...

[Trent Steel]

bush new about the shooting saturday night

[nickbahh]

Meh, just a peppering. I know people who pepper each other for fun.

[Trent Steel]

are there any after photos of the dude in he hostpital. How much spraying can a 20 gage do?

[P a t r i c k]

Bahaaaaaaaaa, now the guy had a heart attack.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060214/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_whittington
Cheney knew what he was doing from the very start.
This wasnt no accident, is was an assassination!

[Dante]

Cue Weird Al Yankovic to come in and sing "Cheney's Got a Gun."

[Trent Steel]

lolz

"now what did Harry do? It's Cheney's last i-o-u."

[!@#$%]

would they try the vice prez for murder if the guy dies, or will they sweep it under the rug as an accident?

[Trent Steel]

:2gunsfiri they'd say the guy died of a heart attack. Not a gun shot

[P a t r i c k]

But the heart attack was caused from the shot spreading to his heart, so the shot caused it.

[Trent Steel]

but it was the heart attack that killed him

[P a t r i c k]

But the heart attack was caused from the shot spreading to his heart, so the shot caused it.
Mmyep.

[Trent Steel]

just admit it was his time to die. god causedd it

[Kenny]

i'd rather go hunt with cheney than ride in a car with ted kennedy.

(if any of you find humor in this, we need to be friends.)

[Trent Steel]

Vroooomm.....errrr.....crashhhhhhhhhhh

[Jb5357]

you ahve one winner, that is hilarious

[Jason]

I also find that humorous...

[Trent Steel]

Cue Weird Al Yankovic to come in and sing "Cheney's Got a Gun."

i just heard the song on the radio

[Trent Steel]

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/cppops/features/n/newz_0206harry_whittington/i/harry_whittington.jpg

He's alive

[P a t r i c k]

Z-z-z-z-z-zombie!

[NatrlBornThrllr]

That's like the sighting of a rare white elk (let's see if anybody gets that)