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Jason
02-08-2006, 10:44 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060203/ap_on_fe_st/deputy_solicited;_ylt=ArcqTixp03E8EXLY35S9UMDtiBIF ;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA

ORLANDO, Fla. - Deputy Ed Johnson was in uniform. He was also sitting in his marked patrol car. So he was a bit surprised when a man approached Friday and allegedly offered to sell him some cocaine.

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Michael Garibay walked up to Johnson's car at a Mobil gas station and asked the Orange County deputy if he was "straight," according to arrest records.

When Johnson replied he was, Garibay responded "Do you know what that means? .... It means do you want to buy some cocaine."

When Johnson said "yes," Garibay pulled out a plastic bag containing "several pieces of flat white rocks substances" and asked for cash, records show.

The deputy took the bag and arrested Garibay after the contents tested positive for cocaine, the Orlando Sentinel reported on its Web site.

Garibay was being held Friday in the Orange County Jail on $7,500 bail for alleged possession of cocaine with intent to distribute, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.

AssMaster˛
02-08-2006, 11:28 PM
That does not sound like the dumbest thing anyone that has alive has done. I mean you posted this dribble thinking it was interesting. But then again I am reading it on dial-up and taking the time to reply(on dial up). So really is he the dumbest man alive, or is it one of us? Or Mike? He is one ignorant mother fucker. I mean that it is bad enough he is so fucking queer, but to be stupid on top of that? Anyway. Good to talk to you..

Michael Fornal
02-08-2006, 11:33 PM
...hate you so much.

Jenny
02-09-2006, 12:04 AM
lmao. i like his style

Michael Fornal
02-09-2006, 10:16 AM
You mean the sell-to-police style or kyle's weird evil rants towards me that make me hate him?

Jenny
02-09-2006, 10:32 PM
sell-to-the-police style

I'm not even sure Kyle's rant made sense. lmao

AssMaster˛
02-09-2006, 10:38 PM
Dyke...

Jenny
02-10-2006, 12:36 AM
whore

AssMaster˛
02-11-2006, 10:57 PM
Democrat...


Oh yes...I went there

Jenny
02-12-2006, 06:50 PM
*gasp*