patootie

[Trent Steel]

...yeah....


so.....



I MISS ASSMASTER

[Keith Brown]

eh, he's better without sitting around on the internet all day. Off to do better things.

[Trent Steel]

someday I hope to achieve that level of sucess, not having to spend my time moaping around the internet reading about everything and anything useless.



Godsmack Finishing Up [ 1/6/2006 ]



Courtesy of MTV.Com
Sully Erna isn't going to miss 2005 at all: The Godsmack frontman characterized the year as "the worst of my life." Along with a whole host of relationship woes, Erna quit drinking, put the cigarettes down and exorcised several "negative" individuals

However, it was also a seriously productive year for him and his band. "The results are so amazing," he said of the album Godsmack plan to release in late April. Although Erna had served as a co-producer on the band's three previous outings, for this one he rode solo in the producer chair. In about a month, he'll be finished with the final mix, at around the same time the album's first single will hit rock radio.

"It's a killer record, and I'm really curious to see what the public's going to think of it," Erna said, noting that he feels the album is his band's first true attempt at sonic experimentation. "It's still Godsmack - I don't think it's lost the integrity of what Godsmack has built our career off. The toughness of the sound is still there. But we've expanded a little bit more. After [2003's] Faceless, we started to spread our wings a bit and reintroduce guitar solos and stuff like that. The acoustic record [2004's The Other Side] was a departure and it was very well received. It opened up a new audience for us - a lot more adults were coming to the shows, bringing their kids and having a glass of wine. That gave us a permission slip to take it to the next level."

Which, according to Erna, is exactly what Godsmack did. The record, which he said has a working title of Four, will introduce a "blues edge" to the band's brawny sound.

"It will perk people's eyebrows up again," he said. "The first couple of records were kind of the same record, in a sense. They were sort of bordering that metal sound and then the third record had more rock mixed into it. [The Other Side] really softened up the sound. This one is more rock and roll, and some songs are very epic, in a Tool[-ish] sense. Some songs are like old-school Godsmack, like 'Bad Religion.' It's going to service the core fans and introduce some new music to those fans. It's also going to recruit a bigger and broader audience, because the songwriting has matured so much."

Erna said the band wrote 35 tracks for the album and recorded 17. Between 11 and 13 of those will make the cut, including "Speak," which he said will probably wind up being the first single.

"We've got a few in the running, but the band seems to like 'Speak' because it's melodic in the chorus and the opening's really tough," he said. "The drum groove is killer. The verses are cool and mystical. It's got a little bit of everything Godsmack has done over the years." Other titles likely to make the album include "Livin' in Sin," "Shine Down" (which comes complete with "killer harmonica") and "Voodoo Too."

"It wasn't even done intentionally," he said, "but it's sort of like the sequel to 'Voodoo,'" from the Smack's self-titled 1997 album. "It's got the same vibe. It's very tribal and cool-sounding."

The leftover material may surface in time - without Erna. The singer said that while the songs weren't appropriate for the album, the rest of the band is considering forming a Sully-less side project that would release an album but not tour. And Erna's got a few side interests, as well: In addition to producing demos for several up-and-comers, he's working on a track for his favorite team: the New England Patriots.

A few years back, Erna said Jonathan Kraft, the Patriots's vice chairman and president, contacted him. "He wanted to use 'I Stand Alone' as the team's theme song, but he asked me if we could change it to 'We Stand Alone,' " the singer, fresh from belting out the national anthem before the Patriots' loss Sunday to the Miami Dolphins, said. "I tried [to re-work it], but it sounded goofy. But I've got this cool instrumental I wrote [for the new album], and I may insert some sort of a chant for the fans or player sound bites."

[Jenny]

someday...

[P a t r i c k]

People like godsmack?

[Trent Steel]

yuh they do.

[P a t r i c k]

Really?

[Trent Steel]

but patricks opionion doesn't count

[nickbahh]

My hands are covered in black caulk.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

My hands are covered in black cock.

Fixed.

[nickbahh]

the shit wont come off, any suggestions. Already tried,soap, water, alcohol, hairspray, cologne, windshieldwiper fluid, shampoo, conditioner, wrinkle releaser, and febreeze. :-(

[NatrlBornThrllr]

the shit wont come off, any suggestions. Already tried,soap, water, alcohol, hairspray, cologne, windshieldwiper fluid, shampoo, conditioner, wrinkle releaser, and febreeze. :-(

That's odd...I heard that they hate water.

-JP

[nickbahh]

I heard you can't get laid in Texas.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

You heard wrong.

[Trent Steel]

maggie visited him this past chanuka

[P a t r i c k]

No opinion was expressed in by me in this thread trent, merely a question.
Le fail.

[Trent Steel]

No opinion was expressed in by me in this thread trent, merely a question.
Le fail.

does it matter to me? the only thing that matters to me is my hommies from MMC who cupped their balls in my hand while I was sleeping on the couch. Brandon, do you have the picture of me asleep with my arms spread out?

[Phylecia]

i never liked assmast.

he can suck a donkeytoe.







twice.

[Aaron]

what it is

[Trent Steel]

speaking of donkeys, and me cupping mikey's balls

Did you know Donkey Kong was originally called Monkey Kong. But a japanese guy said Donkey instead of Monkey. So the name stuck.

[P a t r i c k]

Did you know youre wrong?
Donkey is referred to being stubborn, as donkey kong is.
It was featured in a interview with Shigeru Miyamato.

[Trent Steel]

no im not. the really cool funny guy from VH1's I love the 80s told me so.

[P a t r i c k]

Yeah, cause Micheal Ian Black knows everything...
Now youre wrong, face it.

[Trent Steel]

he has more credibility than you

[P a t r i c k]

Yep... cause those comedians on "I love the 80's/90's" are 100% factual and not sarcastic at all!
Edit:
Oh yeah Trent, did I mention I was right?

From what I know, I'm pretty sure that Donkey Kong's name came from the words "Donkey", which means stubborn, and "Kong", which means gorilla. Originally, the Donkey Kong (the game) was going to be called "Stubborn Gorrila", but "Stubborn Gorilla" really doesn't catch the eye to well (in an arcade, a catchy title may intrest the gamer to try the game). So, the game (and our favorite gorrila) was named Donkey Kong. I remember a while ago a TV show on the game show network mentioned this, as well as that Nintendo was sued by the makers of King Kong for use of the word "Kong", but in the end Nintendo won by something mentioned in one of their contracts (the show was something like "Gaming History", or something like that)

Link here:http://forums.nintendo.com/nintendo/board/message?board.id=DonkeyKong&message.id=31783

Oh wait, want more proof?
http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Donkey_Kong

Pwn.

[flychick]

i never liked assmast.

he can suck a donkeytoe.







twice.

:bowdown: yes...

[P a t r i c k]

Whos credible now buddy?

[nickbahh]

:bowdown: yes...
http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/19944.jpg

[Trent Steel]

http://www.gameandweb.com/0505/IMG_5942.jpg

[P a t r i c k]

Please note that is not an official nintendo endorsed product.
I win.

[AssMaster²]

I miss you to Trent. And fucks to the little Messican Girl with used to be Fucked up Grill...And Flychick was always a dumb cunt. Patrick was a douche too...

[Trent Steel]

Baby lets go