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AssMaster˛
12-27-2005, 10:37 AM
The time has finally come, and I will be leaving my desk Job for bigger and better things(Financially anyway). I have been getting very lazy and out of shape, probably the worst I have been in my life. I am looking forward to the physical aspect of my new position and hope it will help me become the tall skinny white person the world has come to love. This will be last week of computer usage. I have a computer at home, but it is out of comission at the time being. I will probably get Keefers to fix it for me when he is down new years and stuff, but it being dial up, I doubt I will waste much time on message boards and whatnot. So this is good bye. I hope the few of you that I like do well in life, and the rest of yall get some form of VD and bleed to death for your crouch area. So good day to some of you and fuck the rest of you.
Automat0r
12-27-2005, 11:38 AM
I hope that new jobs works out for you man. Take it easy out there.
AssMaster˛
12-27-2005, 12:20 PM
Thanks partna, your not one of the one I want to get VD.
Trent Steel
12-27-2005, 12:37 PM
Kyle, what are you doing between january 12-15th?
AssMaster˛
12-27-2005, 01:20 PM
The weekdays I will be working. I guess I will probably be fucking around the crib.
Trent Steel
12-27-2005, 01:33 PM
okay!
AssMaster˛
12-27-2005, 01:41 PM
YEAH...
Trent Steel
12-27-2005, 03:09 PM
so you dont have any family reunions to go to?
AssMaster˛
12-27-2005, 03:39 PM
Not that I know of..
Trent Steel
12-27-2005, 03:40 PM
do you have gas in your vehicle?
AssMaster˛
12-27-2005, 03:42 PM
I am on E...
Trent Steel
12-27-2005, 03:59 PM
but you will have gas in your car then?
AssMaster˛
12-27-2005, 04:03 PM
Probably not. Why..
Jason
12-27-2005, 04:06 PM
Now there's going to be a fight for who is going to take over your role as resident asshole.
!@#$%
12-27-2005, 04:14 PM
just dont stop watching smallville.
AssMaster˛
12-27-2005, 04:20 PM
Now there's going to be a fight for who is going to take over your role as resident asshole

Yeah, your the one of the people I want to get VD, to bad you can not get laid...
AssMaster˛
12-27-2005, 04:22 PM
just dont stop watching smallville.

I am all about the smallville. My sis bought me a smallville magazine for Christmas. I did not know there was one. Think I might have to take out a subscription.
Nyeh
12-27-2005, 04:40 PM
i will miss you
P a t r i c k
12-27-2005, 04:42 PM
A better position huh?
So youll be giving instead of taking?
AssMaster˛
12-27-2005, 04:48 PM
A better position huh?
So youll be giving instead of taking?

Yes.


Anyway, I will miss you to Nyeh. And Nyeh if you ever get VD please rape Patty.
derekisdman
12-27-2005, 09:31 PM
I hope as you make more money and move up the financial ladder, you won't forget who you are and won't stop mastering asses, assmaster.
nickbahh
12-27-2005, 09:43 PM
Keep on truckin? Yes. That works for this occasion.
Trent Steel
12-27-2005, 11:04 PM
kyle, do you like 80s music, and or 80s themed parties?
AssMaster˛
12-28-2005, 08:27 AM
I will keep on Truckin(I will be getting a work truck), I will keep on mastering ass, and I love the 80's, but doubt I would be into an 80's themed party....
Trent Steel
12-28-2005, 12:18 PM
not even if i were to show up dressed in a def leppard union jack t-shirt?
brandon-n
12-28-2005, 12:22 PM
hm i wanna have an 80s party now. the 70s party was best party ever.

www.milkmycow.com/discopics (http://www.milkmycow.com/discopics)
AssMaster˛
12-28-2005, 12:25 PM
not even if i were to show up dressed in a def leppard union jack t-shirt?


No...
Jenny
12-28-2005, 12:45 PM
Goodbye assman. I may miss your mean and crude messages. Or I may not. Who knows. :P Anyhooooo Good Luck to you! And your baby is still darned cute!
AssMaster˛
12-28-2005, 12:59 PM
Thanks, you will miss my witty racism...
Magita
12-28-2005, 01:14 PM
What are you going to be doing?

bye bye ass :/
Trent Steel
12-28-2005, 01:16 PM
he's going to diaf :*-(
AssMaster˛
12-28-2005, 01:25 PM
What are you going to be doing?

bye bye ass :/

Sounds shitty, but I will be a field mechanic. The work will be hard and long hours. I but I will make at least 10k more my first year, and up to 20k more than that in the years coming. Plus I will get a company truck. I think it will be a good thing.
Michael Fornal
12-28-2005, 02:39 PM
I want you hard.
AssMaster˛
12-28-2005, 03:09 PM
You got me hard...We still on for the boats in Feb?
brandon-n
12-28-2005, 03:42 PM
im in
AssMaster˛
12-28-2005, 04:04 PM
In my butt...
Trent Steel
12-28-2005, 05:16 PM
i just went poo. Now i know what it feels like to be gay.
Michael Fornal
12-28-2005, 05:19 PM
heck ya we are
AssMaster˛
12-28-2005, 05:32 PM
i just went poo. Now i know what it feels like to be gay.


Gay people do not poop, idiot...
Trent Steel
12-28-2005, 07:35 PM
Does it just spray out?
Trent Steel
12-28-2005, 11:34 PM
hey when is your last day?
AssMaster˛
12-29-2005, 08:58 AM
Friday...
derekisdman
12-30-2005, 01:07 AM
Happy last day assmass
Trent Steel
12-30-2005, 01:11 AM
leave a picture for us to remember you by
AssMaster˛
12-30-2005, 08:22 AM
Leave it where?
Trent Steel
12-30-2005, 12:01 PM
on the front page of MMC
AssMaster˛
12-30-2005, 12:27 PM
I do not have the ability to do that...
Trent Steel
12-30-2005, 12:33 PM
http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=893&stc=1&d=1135962269
AssMaster˛
12-30-2005, 12:38 PM
LOL, that was clever...
Trent Steel
12-30-2005, 12:41 PM
can you stop by like once a week and make like one post? View MMC with no images and it'll load faster
AssMaster˛
12-30-2005, 12:45 PM
I will try. If Keith can fix my computer...
AssMaster˛
12-30-2005, 12:45 PM
Someday(when I am like 40) Maybe I can get Broadband if it is ever available at my cribbage.
Michael Fornal
12-30-2005, 01:03 PM
I doubt it will be. I mean, electricity is a relatively recent addition way the shit out there. Besides, by the time we're 40, us sub/urban folks will be hooking to the interweb by the new usb ports in our faces.
Trent Steel
12-30-2005, 01:18 PM
I doubt it will be. I mean, electricity is a relatively recent addition way the shit out there. Besides, by the time we're 40, us sub/urban folks will be hooking to the interweb by the new usb ports in our faces.

No No, Google is going to take over the world and provide us all with free wireless internet. But by that time, we are going to be such slaves to googles advertisements that they will hit us in our sleep.
AssMaster˛
12-30-2005, 01:29 PM
I doubt it will be. I mean, electricity is a relatively recent addition way the shit out there. Besides, by the time we're 40, us sub/urban folks will be hooking to the interweb by the new usb ports in our faces.

Email me Keiths Cell Phone.
Trent Steel
12-30-2005, 01:38 PM
This isn't the future. You can't email a solid object, like a phone.
Haven't you been paying attention to the convo we've been having?
AssMaster˛
12-30-2005, 02:26 PM
No, I am computer dumb...I can tell how well I am loved with amout of good byes I got. Trent Definatley loves me a lot...
Michael Fornal
12-30-2005, 02:37 PM
Not goodbye! Never say goodbye. Say "see you later."
Trent Steel
12-30-2005, 02:40 PM
what about aloha?
AssMaster˛
12-30-2005, 02:52 PM
Not goodbye! Never say goodbye. Say "see you later."

You and Keith will be the only ones to see me later...
Michael Fornal
12-30-2005, 02:55 PM
That's all that really matters, though.
AssMaster˛
12-30-2005, 02:57 PM
Touche..
douche bag forgot his pw
01-05-2006, 04:00 PM
NOOOO i missed Kyles good bye :( DAMN IT
Good bye Kyle sorry i got back a little late.
Trent Steel
01-05-2006, 11:36 PM
fuck i thought assmasta was back when i saw his last post
AssMaster˛
02-01-2006, 10:55 PM
I am in the forum hall of famage. Go Me. Do I need to thank Trent?
Trent Steel
02-01-2006, 10:59 PM
yes sir