This saddens me...

[Daniel]

Note from Kenny: This thread started the "Devin vs. Jeff" fight.

Look I have a corolla and I understand it sucks. But some people don't get that...

A corolla with a lot of shit done to it... (http://www.corolla-racing.com/images/kunio_otaka_corolla.html)

[UglyBastard]

its nice 4 door, pooo!

[Big J]

OMG 17 SECOND SEDAN AWESOMENESS, IT NEEDS THAT WING TO MAKE DOWNFORCE FOR ALL THAT SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111oneoneoneeine inuno

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Blue Bird
OMG 17 SECOND SEDAN AWESOMENESS, IT NEEDS THAT WING TO MAKE DOWNFORCE FOR ALL THAT SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111oneoneoneeine inuno
/rant on

that thing would destroy your TA...it shouldnt even be called a TA, its not worthy of the name. And don't ever, EVER EVER EVER use the characters "11111!!1!!!1!111oneoneuno" EVER EVER EVER AGAIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Maybe if you didn't have your head stuck up your POS car's shitty ass all the time you'd read the specs of the car and realize its probably faster than what you or your stupid friends drive.
My truck could beat your car. that is all. bed time. ;)

/rant off

p.s. face asked if i would have said all this shit to you in real life, i thought to myself...yeah, i would. then i'd laugh. :)

[Big J]

And I'd laugh too, because my car isn't THAT slow. :) Yes, it's slow compared to newer muscle cars and MUCH newer (96+) sport imports, but the Corolla is definitely not a sport import.

And I'll say whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want. I don't see why you try to start shit with me all the time Kenny, I've never even fucking met you. You do it just because Devin says you should? Wow, way to be a follower dickwad. Would you go fuck your mom if Devin said she was a good lay?

You think it makes you a big badass or something to be a keyboard warrior, trying to start shit with someone you've never even met? I have an idea, why don't you pull your mouth off of Devin's dick long enough to think for yourself as to what reason you REALLY have to talk shit to me, and if you come up with a truly decent one not inspired by Devin then by all means continue, otherwise lay the fuck off and quit wasting your time trying to insult me.

[Automat0r]

Yea. Jewed.

[hondata]

*in awe

[Automat0r]

Thats a damn quick Corolla, and a clean ass Corolla indeed. If it wasn't for that damned Wing..I'd roll it..ALL those parts are true JDM parts..no "APC" bullshit..

[Big J]

But it's still a Corolla, and it still looks gay, whether it's fast or not.

[Automat0r]

It's not your ordinary Corolla..it's a JDM'ed out, it's ORIGINAL..bah..so lazy to explain..I still love you.

[hondata]

that corolla would be more than enough fun to drive. i would roll it.

[Automat0r]

Seriously if it wasn't for that fucked wing, i'd roll it, that thing is beasty!!

[Friend]

Originally posted by Blue Bird
And I'd laugh too, because my car isn't THAT slow. :) Yes, it's slow compared to newer muscle cars and MUCH newer (96+) sport imports, but the Corolla is definitely not a sport import.

And I'll say whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want. I don't see why you try to start shit with me all the time Kenny, I've never even fucking met you. You do it just because Devin says you should? Wow, way to be a follower dickwad. Would you go fuck your mom if Devin said she was a good lay?

You think it makes you a big badass or something to be a keyboard warrior, trying to start shit with someone you've never even met? I have an idea, why don't you pull your mouth off of Devin's dick long enough to think for yourself as to what reason you REALLY have to talk shit to me, and if you come up with a truly decent one not inspired by Devin then by all means continue, otherwise lay the fuck off and quit wasting your time trying to insult me.

shut up girlboy

[Friend]

i like the car minus the wing

[Daniel]

Originally posted by FaCe
Seriously if it wasn't for that fucked wing, i'd roll it, that thing is beasty!!

Yup Im sure its coming close to hitting 14's :(

Heres one just for you Face.

Corolla Hatch!?!?! (http://www.corolla-racing.com/images/daniel_rucci_corolla.html)

Im in awe of people spending that much money on a Corolla when you know its still not going that fast.

I mean come on... Such crappy times yet they still put them on the site. (http://www.corolla-racing.com/qtmile.shtml)

[Friend]

the red one is extremely badass

[Jared]

That corolla is fuckin tight.

Nice mods, QUALITY mods. CLean ride. Did anyone else notice the wheel on thr right side of the car!? PIMP..

[Big J]

Originally posted by Devin
shut your god damn mouth and fight kenny. or hell fight me. since ya know, you think you can take me.

Thats the whole fucking thing, I have no REASON to fight Kenny and he has no REASON to fight me. You want to fight me so bad? Then bring it on, you always talk shit yet never try to back it up. You won't even show your face when I'm around, coward. I know I'm better than you, and I know that no matter what happens your life will amount to almost nothing next to mine because you don't understand that your shitty-ass attitude isn't going to get you anywhere in the real world.

Like I said: You want to fight me so bad? Bring it on, I'll put you in your place little boy. Don't think just because you're 6'5" you can't be beaten down, and I'm going to fucking laugh when you get your ass kicked by a guy that can only use one arm. Which is, I know, what you're really scared of, and the reason you refuse to make good on your shit-talking.

[Michael Fornal]

Dudes.. lemme know when this happens. I want to watch.

[Jenny]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Dudes.. lemme know when this happens. I want to watch.
same here.:)

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Blue Bird
And I'd laugh too, because my car isn't THAT slow. :) Yes, it's slow compared to newer muscle cars and MUCH newer (96+) sport imports, but the Corolla is definitely not a sport import.

And I'll say whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want. I don't see why you try to start shit with me all the time Kenny, I've never even fucking met you. You do it just because Devin says you should? Wow, way to be a follower dickwad. Would you go fuck your mom if Devin said she was a good lay?

You think it makes you a big badass or something to be a keyboard warrior, trying to start shit with someone you've never even met? I have an idea, why don't you pull your mouth off of Devin's dick long enough to think for yourself as to what reason you REALLY have to talk shit to me, and if you come up with a truly decent one not inspired by Devin then by all means continue, otherwise lay the fuck off and quit wasting your time trying to insult me.


Originally posted by Blue Bird
Thats the whole fucking thing, I have no REASON to fight Kenny and he has no REASON to fight me. You want to fight me so bad? Then bring it on, you always talk shit yet never try to back it up. You won't even show your face when I'm around, coward. I know I'm better than you, and I know that no matter what happens your life will amount to almost nothing next to mine because you don't understand that your shitty-ass attitude isn't going to get you anywhere in the real world.

Like I said: You want to fight me so bad? Bring it on, I'll put you in your place little boy. Don't think just because you're 6'5" you can't be beaten down, and I'm going to fucking laugh when you get your ass kicked by a guy that can only use one arm. Which is, I know, what you're really scared of, and the reason you refuse to make good on your shit-talking.

[Kenny]

XpaintitblackO: haha
XpaintitblackO: why does he start crap..being one armd and all
XpaintitblackO: he has a version a shortmans syndrome
XpaintitblackO: i like my simple shut up girlboy

[Automat0r]

If a fight goes, down, make sure it's on a day I'm off.

[Kenny]

i think this sums it up.

XpaintitblackO: everyone would htink youre a cad if you whooped jeff the one armed boy
kenny is TEH win: i know
kenny is TEH win: its a no win situation
XpaintitblackO: buti think youre a punk for being scared of a one armed guy
kenny is TEH win: right
XpaintitblackO: but if you whoop him youre a punk for whooping a one armed guy
XpaintitblackO: punk
kenny is TEH win: i know. i am terrible

[Kenny]

i think we discussed this before, and jeff pussed out...me and devin were gonna kick blair's and jeff's asses. but jeff wussed out. blair would prolly join our side now.

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Devin




EDIT*


but all that really matters is that my dick has been in your girlfriends mouth.

haha owned.

[Big J]

Gee, when I was at Amy's all those times you called and then were like, "if he's there I'm not coming over" ? If anything I'm stronger than you in one arm Devin, since I do EVERYTHING with one arm.

I'm gonna fuck you up buddy.

[Big J]

Originally posted by Kenny
i think we discussed this before, and jeff pussed out...me and devin were gonna kick blair's and jeff's asses. but jeff wussed out. blair would prolly join our side now.

I've never heard about this, so quit making stuff up bud.

[Daniel]

So no one arm to one arm? Devin still is gonna have 2? Interesting...

[goddess04]

<---- extremely amused

[Kenny]

as am i.

[Big J]

No Devin, we aren't using gloves. This isn't going to be one of your pussy little boxing matches, I'm going to beat you to a bloody little whimpering pulp.

[Kenny]

Originally posted by Blue Bird
No Devin, we aren't using gloves. This isn't going to be one of your pussy little boxing matches, I'm going to beat you to a bloody little whimpering pulp.

hahahahaha

[Daniel]

Devin vs a guy with one arm that sounds about even.

[Automat0r]

I'm guessing Devin isn't gonna fight back..or?

[Automat0r]

Well if this shit happens, plan it out now, and make sure it happens, don't walk out of it. I say Friday...? In either someones backyard, or I dunno..a big schoolyard?

[Daniel]

Ya and its not like you would offer to use one. I mean your such a badass you dont need two right? :rolleyes:

[Automat0r]

gay, I work weekends. Fine...next sat..12 afternoon?

[Kenny]

Next saturday...drive to our house in nacogdoches...we have a huge backyard.

[UglyBastard]

I THINKS THREAD CALLS FOR THE

[Automat0r]

lol ALL the way to Nac? Nah..

We'll record it for ya Kenny :)

[Michael Fornal]

Next saturday around 1(I gotta have time to get there..)

I am really wanting to see this. Who has a big yard out there in Mesquite so people won't call cops? :)

[UglyBastard]

lol

[Jared]

*Hummm,,,

A empty place, with no cops, lotsa room?

Bruton Soccer Complex, Mesquite Girls Softball Complex, Abandend park by agnew, Mesquite Remote Control Field, 2nd Subdivision in Stone Canyon, Ravens Way Subdivsion, Black Eyed Pea, Marazzi Tile, Industrial Center between griffs and bennigans...

I could go on..

[Fidel]

damn it i wanna see this...do it at eastfield later on in the day. pleennnntttyyy of space and no people (if it's later on, after all games are done). i'll be up there anyways for a game.

[Automat0r]

So this going down?

[Fidel]

dal-tile is an empty ass lot right by my house. the place is huuuuuuge and there'd be no one there...there's good lighting in case this is going down later on. there's also another huuuuuge ass field next to it. excellent place.

[Aaron]

Originally posted by Jared
*Hummm,,,

A empty place, with no cops, lotsa room?

Bruton Soccer Complex, Mesquite Girls Softball Complex, Abandend park by agnew, Mesquite Remote Control Field, 2nd Subdivision in Stone Canyon, Ravens Way Subdivsion, Black Eyed Pea, Marazzi Tile, Industrial Center between griffs and bennigans...

I could go on.. what abandoned park?

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Devin
hey mike lets do this at the next k&m party... do you have 3 gloves? :)

lsughed so hard i couldnt breath

[UglyBastard]

if i cant show up to this will some one PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE bring a digtal camera and make a thread:(

[Automat0r]

I'd reccommend behind a school. Cannaday is a popular spot.

[UglyBastard]

if u guys want a good spot, go some where rural, counrty roadsm farmers feilds, no one is ever their shit go to a local lake find a nice spot, go find soem old trails by a river in some trees, no one ever will se u u could kil the other dude and toss the body :)

[Automat0r]

you cummin to watch UB?

[UglyBastard]

i have a massive powersteering leak, i replaced my high pressure hose wich i though was leaking, cause it was soaked but it continues, i hope i can fix it in time.


i think i need a whole newe steering box the seals have go to be the prob:(

[Automat0r]

Eye sea.

[UglyBastard]

if i dont , take pics! not just vedo record PICS!@@$!@$

[Daniel]

Face did you like the hatch dude?

[Michael Fornal]

Originally posted by Devin
id prefer this to not be in a public place. i plan to be a cop today, i dont want to risk that just so i can fuck up some handicapd kid.

Big word up to that. It'd be incredibly stupid to do it an any of the suggested spots. Do it in a backyard or don't do it..

[UglyBastard]

:)

[Automat0r]

I disagree with the body kit, but thats pretty clean.

[UglyBastard]

i disagree with the driver hes too uncool looking to be behind the wheel

[HRslammR]

<--- has only read page two.


ever seen those guys that have no arms and do everythign with their feet? doesn't matter if he's got no arms he can still kick some intense ass.

pickin people apart b/c of disability is the lamest lamest thing ever.

[P a t r i c k]

If that car was a different car it would look a lot better in my opinion. Yellow makes my retinas cry.

[UglyBastard]

yeah its kinda tacky and i dontlike that is 4 door

[Big J]

*yawns* When and where? Not this Friday or Saturday though, I have things to do which are more important than beating up Devin. Sunday works though.

[Eric]

who the fuck is jeff? i thought he died

[Fidel]

that was Jeff Walls...idiot. <3

[Blair]

Everyone's always saying MMC needs more videos added.....

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Beefullo
Everyone's always saying MMC needs more videos added.....

so true
but i want photos as well

[Automat0r]

Then fuckin' do it Sunday..12 in the aftahnoon'..behind a school or something or another.

[Big J]

Sounds good to me.

[UglyBastard]

hehe,
we should try to get kevin and daniel to fight b4 the main event!

[Aaron]

it wont happen..somone will puss out

[UglyBastard]

well lets get some sock'em boppers and all go at one another, thats always fun!

[Daniel]

Originally posted by UglyBastard
hehe,
we should try to get kevin and daniel to fight b4 the main event!

Na besides Kevin can be funny sometimes Aaron is stupid all the time. Plus either way I'd get arrested for assaulting a minor.


Originally posted by Devin
i already said in some private place, aka someones backyard

How about yours?

[Michael Fornal]

Yeah.. I'd personally stab devin in his titty if he ruined that pretty piece of work his mom did back there. His backyard is far too cool to fight in.

I vote jared's backyard.. in the pool!

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Yeah.. I'd personally stab devin in his titty if he ruined that pretty piece of work his mom did back there. His backyard is far too cool to fight in.

I vote jared's backyard.. in the pool!
YAY for pools

[Kenny]

kevin's back yard is huge and my parents dont give a fuck lol.

[Aaron]

*does the greatness of paul martins "hoooouh"*

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Kenny
kevin's back yard is huge and my parents dont give a fuck lol.

yeaaaaaaaaaaah

[Kevin]

Originally posted by UglyBastard
yeaaaaaaaaaaah

its downhill too, so when devin knocks jeff on his ass hele roll all the way down and hit either the fence, or the tree with 478927042 bees in it. theres also a metal shed that would work well as a place to fuck them up




and if yall do this somewhere else, mind picking up my underage ass up so i can see teh whippage?


Originally posted by UglyBastard
hehe,
we should try to get kevin and daniel to fight b4 the main event!


there probobly wouldnt be too much "main" about it

[Michael Fornal]

Kevin's house it is!

...and bees? Crap. Someone must protect me if I go. I fear bees.

[Fidel]

excellent. kevin's house is in walking distance...but it's still a bitch to get to.

[Nyeh]

well shit fidel, if its at kevin's i'll take you

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
Kevin's house it is!

...and bees? Crap. Someone must protect me if I go. I fear bees.

ill protect u michael i have spray:)

[Fidel]

k. ALTIMA?!?!1@@2oneOEN?

[UglyBastard]

altimaaaaaaa

[Daniel]

Where is this house? Whos bringing the Camera?

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Daniel
Where is this house? Whos bringing the Camera?

word

[Automat0r]

So it's official..12 noon..@ Kevins..!!

[Kevin]

Originally posted by FaCe
So it's official..12 noon..@ Kevins..!!

haha yall are probobly gunna show up..and my dads gunna come upstairs and beat me out of bed and be like "UHUHUHOOOOOOAH WHO THESE DAMN KIDS IN MY YARD, GET THEM OUT. DAMNT" /hank hill/paul martin voice

[.c.o.l.i.n.]

how do we get to kevins house

[Big J]

Directions?

[Automat0r]

Give us directions. Just tell your pops we're gonna..uhh..play football? I dunno.

DIRECTIONS!

[Ay ChEe WaWa]

oh no. devin vs jeff? *sighs*

so its 12pm, sunday at kevin's house?


im kinda scared. what if someone gets hurt?! aww

[Kenny]

823 big thicket, mesquite TX 75149

[Kevin]

we could go off behind shaw, its pretty open and all thats ever there is some 5th grade black kids playing basketball

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Kevin
we could go off behind shaw, its pretty open and all thats ever there is some 5th grade black kids playing basketball

we can jump them!

[Automat0r]

Too late your back yard.

[UglyBastard]

weeee

[Daniel]

This is so stupid. But if Devin is lame enough to fight Jeff with both arms. An Jeff wants to do it then I say let them fight...

*Edited sorry i had a brain fart...

[Automat0r]

I'll be there to watch. AND so will you..and you..and you..and even YOU!

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Daniel
This is so stupid. But if Devin is lame enough to fight Jeff with both arms. An Jeff wasn't to do it let them fight...

AHHHH SHADAP!

[graeme]

haha looks liek a wrx

[UglyBastard]

:)

[Michael Fornal]

Originally posted by FaCe
I'll be there to watch. AND so will you..and you..and you..and even YOU!

I'll see YOU sunday, hot thang.

[UglyBastard]

:(

[Automat0r]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
I'll see YOU sunday, hot thang.

This time, I won't 'back' out ;)

[UglyBastard]

yay paaaaaarty, i still like the wiffle bat idea, i would find it hilarious

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Daniel
This is so stupid. But if Devin is lame enough to fight Jeff with both arms. An Jeff wants to do it then I say let them fight...

*Edited sorry i had a brain fart...

you know, i dont see why any of you are sticking up for jeff because "he only has one arm", cause hes talking just as much shit as devin, and since he thinks hes such a badass then i dont get why you people call devin a meany cause hes gunna fight jef with 2 arms. if he didnt want him to fighjt with both arms, he shouldnt of been talking shit in the first place

[UglyBastard]

agreed

[Big J]

If you haven't noticed, I've never said a word about "evening things up" by putting him at a disadvantage or me at an advantage. I'm going to beat his ass either way.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Blue Bird
If you haven't noticed, I've never said a word about "evening things up" by putting him at a disadvantage or me at an advantage. I'm going to beat his ass either way.

such anger:)

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Blue Bird
If you haven't noticed, I've never said a word about "evening things up" by putting him at a disadvantage or me at an advantage. I'm going to beat his ass either way.

but all these other people are trying to stick up for you cause your the one arm <s>wonder</s> blunder

[Kevin]

damn i such at the intraweb

[UglyBastard]

*yawns*

[Kevin]

*quits internet*

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Kevin
*quits internet*

*cheers*

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Kevin
you know, i dont see why any of you are sticking up for jeff because "he only has one arm", cause hes talking just as much shit as devin, and since he thinks hes such a badass then i dont get why you people call devin a meany cause hes gunna fight jef with 2 arms. if he didnt want him to fighjt with both arms, he shouldnt of been talking shit in the first place

Devin started the shit but yes Jeff did ask for this so I say let them box.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Daniel
Devin started the shit but yes Jeff did ask for this so I say let them box.

:) proceede

[Staci]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
I'll see YOU sunday, hot thang.

I want to meet you.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Staci
I want to meet you.

face or michiael

[P a t r i c k]

Im down for some fightin action.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by P a t r i c k
Im down for some fightin action.

WHO ISNT!

[.c.o.l.i.n.]

Originally posted by P a t r i c k
Im down for some fightin action.

we shall roll the jeep to witness the ass kicking

[Kevin]

me= bum a ride with someone?

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Devin
hahaha damn. we have a crowd. i like this.

im going to wear an anime shirt, and be japanese for the day and run around and take lots and lots of picutres of teh whippage

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Kevin
im going to wear an anime shirt, and be japanese for the day and run around and take lots and lots of picutres of teh whippage

ROFL...

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Kevin
im going to wear an anime shirt, and be japanese for the day and run around and take lots and lots of picutres of teh whippage

YAYYYY

[Kevin]

meet kevin, the japanese tourist

[Staci]

Originally posted by UglyBastard
face or michiael

mike

[Automat0r]

I'm too ugly to meet.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by FaCe
I'm too ugly to meet.

awwww *hugs* lets go to chuckie cheeese

[brandon-n]

Originally posted by Kevin
meet kevin, the japanese tourist

i actually found that incredibly fucking hilarious

[UglyBastard]

kevin is the PAINT MASTA!

[Michael Fornal]

Originally posted by FaCe
I'm too ugly to meet.

No no.. its just I'm so hot. ;)

[Staci]

haha, I would like to meet both of you. <s>I just said Mike b/c I have secret dreams of someday having his babies.</s>

[Staci]

oops, that wasn't supposed to be said.

[Michael Fornal]

lol, that was awesome because you actually did that reply an hour later.

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
lol, that was awesome because you actually did that reply an hour later.

nice;)

[Staci]

heh

[Kenny]

*shrugs*

[UglyBastard]

*burps*

[nitroryder05]

ta least u have a ride i would drive that thing in a heartbeat

[UglyBastard]

Originally posted by nitroryder05
ta least u have a ride i would drive that thing in a heartbeat

what?