Cyber Orgy.

[AssMaster]

I have tried many times to cyber with people on the internet. They have all had disastorous outcomes. Like one time I got on the chat room, I asked if anyone wanted to cyber cause I got a hunk of meat that burning for attention. I was informed that it was a christian chat room and they proceeded to try to save my soul. There have been other times too, and they all failed. So I figure I would give it one more try here, and being there is a bunch of people here, we could have a complete cyber orgy. That is hot. Basically all anyone needs to do is cyber the person that they are posting after.

Yeah I know this is super gay. Whats you point?

AssMaster.

[Keith Brown]

I am so in on this.

*disrobes and starts dragging ass across the carpeted floor like a dog with worms*

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
I am so in on this.

*disrobes and startings dragging ass across the carpeted floor like a dog with worms*
*watches while slowly fondles ball through whitey tighty undies.*

[nickbahh]

*follows the skid mark left on the carpet, until he reaches the goods hes been oh so long awiting for

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by nickbah04
*follows the skid mark left on the carpet, until he reaches the goods hes been oh so long awiting for

*take off whitey tightys and fondles his balls openly as nick pursues keith.*

[Iggy]

*hides under the bed and procedes to masturbate, quietly*

[AssMaster²]

*video tapes the action in progress*

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by smellyshelly
*video tapes the action in progress*
*jumps in front of camera and fondles balls rapidly, while screaming like a school girl*

[Keith Brown]

*poops*

[Iggy]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
*poops*

On assmaster's chest

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Iggy
On assmaster's chest
*smears poop into chest hair, continues to scream like a school girl*

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by AssMaster
*smears poop into chest hair, continues to scream like a school girl*
Finds a piece of corn on his chest, and plucks it out with my fingers.

[Keith Brown]

*steals the corn and eats it....makes $5,000.00 and is happy*

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
*steals the corn and eats it....makes $5,000.00 and is happy*
* talks Keith into going to sex shop w/ $5000*
*purchases bondage equipment*
*continues to scream like a school girl*

[AssMaster²]

*zooms in on browned corn chunks*

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by smellyshelly
*zooms in on browned corn chunks*
*smiles, pees on Richelle's leg. Continues to scream like a school girl.*

[Trent Steel]

Fuck, i made a mess on my computer screen.

[Iggy]

mmmmmmmmmmmmy mmmmmmmmm key is stuck because of the cummmmmmmmmmm

[nickbahh]

prematurely ejaculates...falls asleep in puddle of feces, jizz, and urine

[AssMaster]

* looks around..tries to scream like a school girl...coughs..takes ricola....sucks on it for a whiles...screams like a school girl some more*

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by AssMaster
* looks around..tries to scream like a school girl...coughs..takes ricola....sucks on it for a whiles...screams like a school girl some more**zooms in and out on Kyle's nipple* Hot.

[Iggy]

takes a dump on the camera

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Iggy
takes a dump on the camera
* cleans fecal material off richelles camera w/ tounge, spits in Iggy's hair, all the while screaming like a school girl.*

[Keith Brown]

*starts smashing head against the wall and waving buttocks in the air, hoping to get attention from some of the sexy biotches across the room*

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
*starts smashing head against the wall and waving buttocks in the air, hoping to get attention from some of the sexy biotches across the room*
*notices Keith, stops screaming, stares, inserts finger in to buttocks, gallops accross room to Keith, screams like a school girl trying to get Keith to look at him.*

[AssMaster²]

*zooms in on Keith's waving ass* Sexy.

[Keith Brown]

*jumps on the back of Kyle and starts slapping him on the ass while he gallops around the room*

*hoots and hollers like a cowboy, waves around a pretend cowboy hat*

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
*jumps on the back of Kyle and starts slapping him on the ass while he gallops around the room*

*hoots and hollers like a cowboy, waves around a pretend cowboy hat*
*pitches Keith off his shoulders*
*jumps on Keiths face and trys to suffocate him with my scrotum.*

[Keith Brown]

*uses peach fuzz chin hair to tickle his scrotum*
*tosses him off of his face and runs for the door*

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Keith Brown
*uses peach fuzz chin hair to tickle his scrotum*
*tosses him off of his face and runs for the door*
*sits back, knowing Keith will come back for more*

[Keith Brown]

*searches the house with nothing on but a pair of blue undies and red socks*

[Kevin]

asl?

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Kevin
asl?
24/male/where ever you want!

[Charlotte]

hot.

[AssMaster]

*Looks around, notices he is the only on eleft of the cyber orgy*
*Sighs, and realizes cybering one self is not just as fun*
*Continues to scream like a school girl, while abusing himself*

Micheal Jackson "Don'y stop till you Get Enough" plays in background.

[nickbahh]

*wakes up, see's kyle, slowly slinks out of the room unnoticed

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by nickbah04
*wakes up, see's kyle, slowly slinks out of the room unnoticed

*Notices Nick*
*Chases him down and pulls him back in room*
* screams "The fun just getting started bitch*
*Starts doing the Chicken Dance.*

[nickbahh]

*Starts crying.....but in a good way

[AssMaster]

* Quits dancing and wipes nicks tears away, whispers " it is gonna be okay baby"

[Kevin]

u guyz r weerd =[

[nickbahh]

*again prematurely ejaculates, again falls asleep

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Kevin
u guyz r weerd =[
No doubt.

*Starts to hump Kevin's Leg, stops, realizes Kevin is underage.*

[Kevin]

Originally posted by AssMaster
No doubt.

*Starts to hump Kevin's Leg, stops, realizes Kevin is underage.*:-*

[Trent Steel]

Realizes that i've been cybering with a bunch of dudes.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
Over joyed in the fact that i've been cybering with a bunch of dudes.
Fixed

[nickbahh]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
Over joyed inthefact that that i've been cybering with a bunch of super sexy man beasts....and nick.

re-fixed

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by nickbah04
re-fixed
refixed my boner.

[Charlotte]

hot.

once more.

[Blair]

*Plucks asshole hair one by one*

[feen-a]

*gets laid*

[AssMaster²]

Looking back I realize this was a lame idea.

*Slaps self in face, cums on this thread.

[Trent Steel]

opens legs and sits on kyles face to get pregnant

[flychick]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
Realizes that i've been cybering with a bunch of dudes.
You said premaritial relations were bad..

[Trent Steel]

Originally posted by flychick
You said premaritial relations were bad..
cybering and intercourse is diferent.