Marriage.

[AssMaster]

I am an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. I can perform baptisms, marriages, blessings, confessions, and exorcisms. And basically anything I want to. Well it got me to thinking how cool it would be to perform the ceremony for one of my bestest friends. I mean my name would be on the certificate along with theirs. How cool would that be? Let me tell you..Hella Cool. So anyway, I thought who do I know that I might be able to marry. The first person I thought of was Keith and Whitney. But they are opposed to it. What the hell. What do yall think about it.

[Michael Fornal]

Heck yes!

[nickbahh]

it would be cooler if you did his exorcism, but marriage would be pretty sweet too

[Junebug7700]

i don't think i was ever asked if i wanted this or not? actually i have never heard of it before this

[James]

Haha, I was so totally ordained from the ULC in junior high at the school computer lab. Good times

[NatrlBornThrllr]

As we all know, it's up to the woman.

-JP

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Junebug7700+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Junebug7700)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>i don't think i was ever asked if i wanted this or not? actually i have never heard of it before this[/b]
It is not about what you want. It is about what I want. And about what I can make Keith beleive he wants. I am a very persuasive person. I start rubbing my nutz on his neck, and he is just another gullible bitch. My gullible bitch too.


Originally posted by James@
Haha, I was so totally ordained from the ULC in junior high at the school computer lab. Good times
We so need to start us a cult or some shit.


<!--QuoteBegin-JP
As we all know, it's up to the woman.

-JP [/quote]

What the hell is wrong with you. You keep saying shit like that, people are gonna beleive it. Jesus man, don't do that to the rest of us.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

When it comes to planning out the details for weddings, I feel I'm doing the right thing in warning the guys. You have no say. Don't say that you like the pink dresses. She'll throw salt in one of your eyes (she would stab you in the eye, but you wouldn't be better in time for her wedding photos), because the pink dresses totally clash with the red carpet in the church. Don't mention fake flowers...you'll be cut off from sex for weeks. Don't bother pointing out the fact that a chocolate fountain isn't necessary, especially when you already have a champaign fountain. Don't argue for fall when she wants spring. Don't point out the cost:benefit ratio of inviting over 3,000 people, and definitely don't remind her about the time she said she wanted a "small, personal ceremony." This will bring forth a tearful tirade about how you never listen to her, and you don't care about her happiness or the fact that she's been dreaming of this day since she was 6. Don't tell her how difficult it is to get George Strait to play live at a wedding reception. Just nod, keep writing checks, and forward the bill to her father. He will be pissed at the expense, but he's gone through a wedding of his own...so he is aware of the treacherous fate that awaits the man who stands between a woman and her ideal wedding.

-JP

[Heather.]

How about JAR JAR and his gf?

She flew in this week. Im sure shed be up for it.

[Trent Steel]

only if you put a webcam on your shoulder.

[nickbahh]

Originally posted by AssMaster
We so need to start us a cult or some shit.

I'm in, I got ordained after that episode of friends

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
When it comes to planning out the details for weddings, I feel I'm doing the right thing in warning the guys. You have no say. Don't say that you like the pink dresses. She'll throw salt in one of your eyes (she would stab you in the eye, but you wouldn't be better in time for her wedding photos), because the pink dresses totally clash with the red carpet in the church. Don't mention fake flowers...you'll be cut off from sex for weeks. Don't bother pointing out the fact that a chocolate fountain isn't necessary, especially when you already have a champaign fountain. Don't argue for fall when she wants spring. Don't point out the cost:benefit ratio of inviting over 3,000 people, and definitely don't remind her about the time she said she wanted a "small, personal ceremony." This will bring forth a tearful tirade about how you never listen to her, and you don't care about her happiness or the fact that she's been dreaming of this day since she was 6. Don't tell her how difficult it is to get George Strait to play live at a wedding reception. Just nod, keep writing checks, and forward the bill to her father. He will be pissed at the expense, but he's gone through a wedding of his own...so he is aware of the treacherous fate that awaits the man who stands between a woman and her ideal wedding.

-JP

Are you married? It sounds like you are. I am married and it happened nothing like that. I know you watch a lot of movies, but movies do not portray life as it really is. The man can have plenty of say in his wedding. All he has to is buck up and grow a back bone. I did not get everything I wanted in my wedding, but I got a lot of it. I picked our song, we got married in the Stock Yards, My preacher dressed like a cowboy and pulled a pistol. They played "The Good. The Bad, and The Ugly" when me and the preacher were coming on to the pulpit. Most guys can make decisions in the wedding, most of them just do not want too. So buck boys and stand up to your women, do not let them bully you.





Originally posted by nick
I'm in, I got ordained after that episode of friends
We should get Brandon to link their site, so everyone on MMC can become preist ,rabbis,nuns, or whatever religion icon they want.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Are you married? It sounds like you are. I am married and it happened nothing like that. I know you watch a lot of movies, but movies do not portray life as it really is. The man can have plenty of say in his wedding. All he has to is buck up and grow a back bone. I did not get everything I wanted in my wedding, but I got a lot of it. I picked our song, we got married in the Stock Yards, My preacher dressed like a cowboy and pulled a pistol. They played "The Good. The Bad, and The Ugly" when me and the preacher were coming on to the pulpit. Most guys can make decisions in the wedding, most of them just do not want too. So buck boys and stand up to your women, do not let them bully you.

No, I'm not married, but I've been around enough women planning their weddings (including a few set to happen in the near future, or that happened in the recent past) to know that girls go fucking crazy about "their special day."

...oh, and it seems that some people aren't too quick when it comes to picking up on dry wit via the internet. For clarification, I was being facetious when I said that females will physically attack you, cry, and cut you off from sex for making a simple suggestion about the wedding day. It'd be wise to stop taking my ramblings so seriously. It'll save you the time of discrediting posts that were made entirely in jest.

-JP

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
No, I'm not married, but I've been around enough women planning their weddings (including a few set to happen in the near future, or that happened in the recent past) to know that girls go fucking crazy about "their special day."

...oh, and it seems that some people aren't too quick when it comes to picking up on dry wit via the internet. For clarification, I was being facetious when I said that females will physically attack you, cry, and cut you off from sex for making a simple suggestion about the wedding day. It'd be wise to stop taking my ramblings so seriously. It'll save you the time of discrediting posts that were made entirely in jest.

-JP
Whatever. Go watch a movie or something.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Don't get defensive just because you're incapable of picking up on obvious saracasm.

By the way, the movie thing...pure genius. Seriously. I've, like, never heard that one before. It's really witty because like, I actually do watch movies on a fairly regular basis. And you've turned that around on me, by using it to tell me to leave you alone. Genius. Pure genius.

Let me give it a try: "Whatever. Go talk to your wife or something." Get it?! Because, you're married, and you talk to your wife on a regular basis. Probably more often than I watch movies. So, I was all, "whatever, just go talk to your wife or something." Hahaha. Wow.


















































...lame. You suck at the internet.

-JP

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
Don't get defensive just because you're incapable of picking up on obvious saracasm.

By the way, the movie thing...pure genius. Seriously. I've, like, never heard that one before. It's really witty because like, I actually do watch movies on a fairly regular basis. And you've turned that around on me, by using it to tell me to leave you alone. Genius. Pure genius.

Let me give it a try: "Whatever. Go talk to your wife or something." Get it?! Because, you're married, and you talk to your wife on a regular basis. Probably more often than I watch movies. So, I was all, "whatever, just go talk to your wife or something." Hahaha. Wow.

...lame. You suck at the internet.

-JP
Ouch. That hurt bad. I apoligize to you once again. I forget that you know everything about everything. It just pissed me off about the marriage thing. I think that you were exagerating, but I think you pointing out a common misconception about marriage(which you have not experianced, so should just not say anything about) that many people hold. It does not have to be like that, and if it is like that it is because the men do not care. I love my wife and I do talk about her a lot. Devoting yourself to your wife seems to be more admirable then devoting yourself to movies. Most people that go that rought tend to not be able to get wives. Plus you are right, I do suck at the internet. That hurts. You are a god on the internet. But then again that is probably because that is the only place you do not suck. I might suck at internet, but you suck at life my friend.

[nickbahh]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
Don't get defensive just because you're incapable of picking up on obvious saracasm.

By the way, the movie thing...pure genius. Seriously. I've, like, never heard that one before. It's really witty because like, I actually do watch movies on a fairly regular basis. And you've turned that around on me, by using it to tell me to leave you alone. Genius. Pure genius.

Let me give it a try: "Whatever. Go talk to your wife or something." Get it?! Because, you're married, and you talk to your wife on a regular basis. Probably more often than I watch movies. So, I was all, "whatever, just go talk to your wife or something." Hahaha. Wow.

...lame. You suck at the internet.

-JP

How dare you talk to a man of the cloth like that

[AssMaster²]

I'll probably break something if my wedding doesn't go my way, and




Originally posted by AssMaster
We so need to start us a cult or some shit.
I've been ordained since 9th or 10th grade. I wanna start a cult. :P

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by nickbah04
How dare you talk to a man of the cloth like that
Exactly. Rabbi AssMaster will condemn his soul to Hell.

[nickbahh]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Exactly. Rabbi AssMaster will condemn his soul to Hell.

Pope Nickbahh I offers his support.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by smellyshelly
I'll probably break something if my wedding doesn't go my way,
Mairage is about compromise. You have to give a little and take a little. Just as JP said, sometimes Men have to give a little more, but it should be a compromise none the least. You will never find someone you see completley eye to eye. I mean I only found one person that was even close to seeing eye to eye with me. But my parents would not approve of me marrying Keith.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by nickbah04
Pope Nickbahh I offers his support.
Does the Pope get much sex from Nuns? Cause if you do, I might convert.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Mairage is about compromise. You have to give a little and take a little. Just as JP said, sometimes Men have to give a little more, but it should be a compromise none the least. You will never find someone you see completley eye to eye. I mean I only found one person that was even close to seeing eye to eye with me. But my parents would not approve of me marrying Keith.The marriage is a compromise, but I'd like the wedding to go mmmm... 80% my way.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by smellyshelly
The marriage is a compromise, but I'd like the wedding to go mmmm... 80% my way.
How about 60% your way, 40% his? Come on compromise here.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by BlackBastard
How about 60% your way, 40% his? Come on compromise here.If my dad pays for it, it'll be 80% my way. If my groom and I pay for it, it'll be 60% my way. Sound good?

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by smellyshelly
If my dad pays for it, it'll be 80% my way. If my groom and I pay for it, it'll be 60% my way. Sound good?

No, it does not work that way. Because your Dad will become your grooms Dad. So 60-40 sounds fair. Plus remember when you have a daughter, the groom will be stuck paying for that. So he will end up paying his fair share in the wedding bills.

Ok. Here is my final offer. 65% your way, 35% percent his way? Come on Honkey,
work with me here.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by BlackBastard
No, it does not work that way. Because your Dad will become your grooms Dad. So 60-40 sounds fair. Plus remember when you have a daughter, the groom will be stuck paying for that. So he will end up paying his fair share in the wedding bills.

Ok. Here is my final offer. 65% your way, 35% percent his way? Come on Honkey,
work with me here.No deal.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by smellyshelly
No deal.
Then I refuse to perform the ceremonies at half price anymore. It is full price for you.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Then I refuse to perform the ceremonies at half price anymore. It is full price for you.I didn't know I could get it half price. :(

[nickbahh]

I'll do it for 11 dollars and a button. Preferably a blue one.

[AssMaster²]

Originally posted by nickbah04
I'll do it for 11 dollars and a button. Preferably a blue one.Deal. I'll even throw in a zipper for your kindness.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Ouch. That hurt bad. I apoligize to you once again. I forget that you know everything about everything. It just pissed me off about the marriage thing. I think that you were exagerating, but I think you pointing out a common misconception about marriage(which you have not experianced, so should just not say anything about) that many people hold. It does not have to be like that, and if it is like that it is because the men do not care. I love my wife and I do talk about her a lot. Devoting yourself to your wife seems to be more admirable then devoting yourself to movies. Most people that go that rought tend to not be able to get wives. Plus you are right, I do suck at the internet. That hurts. You are a god on the internet. But then again that is probably because that is the only place you do not suck. I might suck at internet, but you suck at life my friend.

Wow, now you've turned to hollow personal insults, which are a step below lame "go watch a movie" comments. You don't know me aside from a few posts I make on a message board to pass my time. A wife is the last thing on my mind...however, so you're clear, half the movies I watch are in the company of a lady of some sort, so in reality, they tend to help me with the females by setting the mood and giving me an easy excuse to invite them home. Your comment is correct, though...people who watch movies typically have a hard time getting married. I read the statistic about that in the 2004 edition of "Nonsensical bullshit that comes out of the mouths of people who are no good at insults."

Face facts, sunshine...you're just not as good as I am. You're not witty. You're not even smart enough to have a proper grasp on the English language. You're 24 years old, and married, but you have the spelling prowess of a middle school child with a learning disability. Me? I've got a social life that's beyond healthy (while you post here, according to your profile, about 2x as much as I do). I'm capable of intelliegent conversation, and I'm actually smart enough to pick up on (and sometimes appreciate) a bit of dry wit. I'll have my college degree in a year and I'm not even old enough to buy alcohol.

Trust me, my life is going just fine. Thanks for your commentary. Coming from a 24 year old who takes time out of his day to insult a college kid he doesn't know...I'll be sure to take it to heart. Haha.

-JP

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
Wow, now you've turned to hollow personal insults, which are a step below lame "go watch a movie" comments. You don't know me aside from a few posts I make on a message board to pass my time. A wife is the last thing on my mind...however, so you're clear, half the movies I watch are in the company of a lady of some sort, so in reality, they tend to help me with the females by setting the mood and giving me an easy excuse to invite them home. Your comment is correct, though...people who watch movies typically have a hard time getting married. I read the statistic about that in the 2004 edition of "Nonsensical bullshit that comes out of the mouths of people who are no good at insults."

Face facts, sunshine...you're just not as good as I am. You're not witty. You're not even smart enough to have a proper grasp on the English language. You're 24 years old, and married, but you have the spelling prowess of a middle school child with a learning disability. Me? I've got a social life that's beyond healthy (while you post here, according to your profile, about 2x as much as I do). I'm capable of intelliegent conversation, and I'm actually smart enough to pick up on (and sometimes appreciate) a bit of dry wit. I'll have my college degree in a year and I'm not even old enough to buy alcohol.

Trust me, my life is going just fine. Thanks for your commentary. Coming from a 24 year old who takes time out of his day to insult a college kid he doesn't know...I'll be sure to take it to heart. Haha.

-JP
Fuck you. You little dip shit. You insulted me first, just like you always do. Get a fucking life. Can anyone here actually validate all your claims to be such a fucking winner? Has anyone met you? You are probably a litte fucking faggot. Don't give me shit cause I am not Mr. Grammar. I really good give two shits and a fuck. This thread has moved on. You did not have to come back and fuck it up. You know you do not like me, why do you post in my thread. You little shit. And do not throw a fucking college degree in my face. I have an Associates and am not far from a Bachelors. Chances are I will not go back, cause I have a job that does not require it. If you want to throw college in my face, come back when it has got you a fucking job. And quit acting like a fucking know it all.

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
Don't get defensive just because you're incapable of picking up on obvious saracasm.

By the way, the movie thing...pure genius. Seriously. I've, like, never heard that one before. It's really witty because like, I actually do watch movies on a fairly regular basis. And you've turned that around on me, by using it to tell me to leave you alone. Genius. Pure genius.

Let me give it a try: "Whatever. Go talk to your wife or something." Get it?! Because, you're married, and you talk to your wife on a regular basis. Probably more often than I watch movies. So, I was all, "whatever, just go talk to your wife or something." Hahaha. Wow.

Haahah! That is sooo a paraphrased and slightly altered Stewie quote.

Good times.



Anyways, Kyle is actually right on alot of things and he is also a really intelligent person. In fact, I hold Kyle in quite the high regard. His inability to put his emotions and feelings into words is his only downfall, that doesnt mean that he cannot comprehend or reason the english language. He posts with his feelings, as do many people...as a matter of fact I wish alot more people would post with their feelings and emotions, it would make for alot better reading than what we get now. People taking time and thinking about what they are going to say, reviewing their flames, correcting and adding to the 'hilarity' of their posts. Stupid the internet and all of its false pretences.


Aaaaanyways...I'm still a bit pissed at Kyle's parents for rejecting me when I asked for their sons hand in marriage......assholes.

[Magita]

Ew, who would even think of suggesting fake flowers?

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Whoa, did I touch a nerve? You're the one that made it personal. I'm not claiming to be a "winner." Last I checked, having an active social life, and being on the way to getting a college degree doesn't make me Joe Bachelor. However, it does discredit your lame, childish attempts at insulting the way my life is going. You want a rundown of this thread? Here goes.

Starts out with a totally unserious post on my part (that I'm willing to bet everybody else either laughed at or shook off as a stupid, non-funny attempt at humor). You, though, took it seriously and rambled on about your wedding (like I give a fuck) in an attempt to discredit me. Man power! I respond telling you to stop taking all of my posts so seriously. You offer a snappy little response, "psh, why don't you go and whatever whatever." Naturally, I respond informing you that it's not my fault that you suck at the internet and can't pick up on obvious sarcasm. You get defensive yet again, and offer personal insults, telling me I'm not the type to ever get married, and that I suck at life. Likewise, I respond on a personal level. Then you start in with the childish, curse-filled rant about whatever in the hell you were going on about.

Funny, huh? A humorous post (one of hundreds I've made on this site) turns into a pissing match (for only the second time, both of which have been with you). Notice a pattern? Here's a thought...if you're incapable of picking up on sarcasm, just stop responding to my fucking posts, because about 75% of them are in jest. Beyond that, if you're incapable of coming up with insults that aren't completely hollow and baseless, avoid getting into arguments with me. Lastly, if you can't take personal insults (like, for instance, the fact that you're 24 and have the typing and spelling capabilities of an intoxicated chimpanzee with Parkinson's), then I suggest you not dish out personal insults (ie: I might suck at the internet [which you obviously do] but you suck at life, you likely won't ever get married, etc).

In short, you're neither smart enough nor witty enough to be able to get away with being a dick for no fucking reason. Get off my balls already (like following me around from thread to thread instigating. Christ, man, do you really need to rely upon my posts in order to pass your time?)

...and to Keith, I can't help it if the guy takes my extremely obvious attempts at witty sarcasm as sincerity (not for the first time, might I add). Not only does the sarcasm go over his head, he actually takes it upon himself to go out of his way to discredit what I'm saying. If this guy wasn't a personal friend of yours, you'd be reacting with the same "wtf, this guy is hilarious and doesn't even mean to be" attitude that I am.

Tell your friend to back the fuck off me before he makes an even bigger ass of himself.

-JP

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Whoa, did I touch a nerve? You're the one that made it personal. I'm not claiming to be a "winner." Last I checked, having an active social life, and being on the way to getting a college degree doesn't make me Joe Bachelor. However, it does discredit your lame, childish attempts at insulting the way my life is going. You want a rundown of this thread? Here goes.

Starts out with a totally unserious post on my part (that I'm willing to bet everybody else either laughed at or shook off as a stupid, non-funny attempt at humor). You, though, took it seriously and rambled on about your wedding (like I give a fuck) in an attempt to discredit me. Man power! I respond telling you to stop taking all of my posts so seriously. You offer a snappy little response, "psh, why don't you go and whatever whatever." Naturally, I respond informing you that it's not my fault that you suck at the internet and can't pick up on obvious sarcasm. You get defensive yet again, and offer personal insults, telling me I'm not the type to ever get married, and that I suck at life. Likewise, I respond on a personal level. Then you start in with the childish, curse-filled rant about whatever in the hell you were going on about.

Funny, huh? A humorous post (one of hundreds I've made on this site) turns into a pissing match (for only the second time, both of which have been with you). Notice a pattern? Here's a thought...if you're incapable of picking up on sarcasm, just stop responding to my fucking posts, because about 75% of them are in jest. Beyond that, if you're incapable of coming up with insults that aren't completely hollow and baseless, avoid getting into arguments with me. Lastly, if you can't take personal insults (like, for instance, the fact that you're 24 and have the typing and spelling capabilities of an intoxicated chimpanzee with Parkinson's), then I suggest you not dish out personal insults (ie: I might suck at the internet [which you obviously do] but you suck at life, you likely won't ever get married, etc).

In short, you're neither smart enough nor witty enough to be able to get away with being a dick for no fucking reason. Get off my balls already (like following me around from thread to thread instigating. Christ, man, do you really need to rely upon my posts in order to pass your time?)

...and to Keith, I can't help it if the guy takes my extremely obvious attempts at witty sarcasm as sincerity (not for the first time, might I add). Not only does the sarcasm go over his head, he actually takes it upon himself to go out of his way to discredit what I'm saying. If this guy wasn't a personal friend of yours, you'd be reacting with the same "wtf, this guy is hilarious and doesn't even mean to be" attitude that I am.

Tell your friend to back the fuck off me before he makes an even bigger ass of himself.

-JP

[Michael Fornal]

Wow. This thread seriously needs one of those "It's just the fucking internet, you twats." pictures with a retard running around on fire, while taking in the ass by a horse.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
Whoa, did I touch a nerve? You're the one that made it personal. I'm not claiming to be a "winner." Last I checked, having an active social life, and being on the way to getting a college degree doesn't make me Joe Bachelor. However, it does discredit your lame, childish attempts at insulting the way my life is going. You want a rundown of this thread? Here goes.

Starts out with a totally unserious post on my part (that I'm willing to bet everybody else either laughed at or shook off as a stupid, non-funny attempt at humor). ..............................blah blah blah..I am a fucking loser...blah blah blah...-JP
I still think you a fucking loser for putting way to much effort in to your post. Keep them short and sweet. Like this fuck off douche. I used to get angry when you bashed, now I know you live for this. Don't act like you do not like it. Your fucking essay flames say it all good buddy. That in itself is sad. I am not longer angry with you, just simply apathetic.

Cheers(Get it? Edd joke)
-KW


And Mike? WTF? Man, how are you going to say this is just an internet, and call me a twat. Fuck that ,your a twat. I might be a retard on fire taking it in the ass by a horse, but you are the horse my friend. You are the horse. You are the Horse my friend.

[Michael Fornal]

lol, greatness. Oh, I'll be that horse anyday. :)

..I'm stuck at home cause my car won't start. :( It's starting to turn then boom.. nothin'. Sucks balls.. no time off hourisms left.. need my paycheck.. *sob*

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
lol, greatness. Oh, I'll be that horse anyday. :)

..I'm stuck at home cause my car won't start. :( It's starting to turn then boom.. nothin'. Sucks balls.. no time off hourisms left.. need my paycheck.. *sob*
Dude, that sux. You aint got no friends that can take you to work and drop you off? Call Louis Krause. LOL. Mr White Trash will take care of you.

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

i dont know wot i'm 'avin fer my tea
yrs
edd

[AssMaster]

Trent sux ass.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

I still think you a fucking loser for putting way to much effort in to your post. Keep them short and sweet. Like this fuck off douche. I used to get angry when you bashed, now I know you live for this. Don't act like you do not like it. Your fucking essay flames say it all good buddy. That in itself is sad. I am not longer angry with you, just simply apathetic.

Cheers(Get it? Edd joke)
-KW

Mmhm, of the two of us, I'm the one that lives for it, while you're the guy who follows me from thread to thread starting shit, and posts on here twice as much as I do. Thanks for clearing that up, it makes perfect sense now. The funniest part? It probably takes you about as long to make your posts as it takes me to type mine.

G'day, Kyle. :)

-JP

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
Mmhm, of the two of us, I'm the one that lives for it, while you're the guy who follows me from thread to thread starting shit, and posts on here twice as much as I do. Thanks for clearing that up, it makes perfect sense now. The funniest part? It probably takes you about as long to make your posts as it takes me to type mine.

G'day, Kyle. :)

-JP
I think I am starting to love you. Can touch you in a dirty way? Please!

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Yes, but only if you bring along at least 2 girls, 3 other guys, and a modestly sized farm animal with no inhibitions.

-JP

[AssMaster]

Donkey?

[NatrlBornThrllr]

A bit smaller, my arse isn't accustomed to donkey girth just yet.

...wait, what? The human is supposed to do the fucking? Well, damn...I suppose that does make more sense, doesn't it?

-JP