Stringies.

[AssMaster]

Damn it all people. Just wanted to bitch about a common problem that seems to be plaguing me here latley. I seem to be spitting, and when I do a string hangs in my mouth, causing the spit to richochet in crazy directions. I just had one pop back and hit my face. I missed the trash can earlier. Last week, I hit my boot and had one come back on my shirt. It is really starting to piss me off. Plus when I eat, I tend to talk and shoot tiny food projectiles at the person I am conversing with. This getting to be quite a problem. Anyone know any solutions/medication?

[brandon-n]

ive totally been doing that lately too!

[Keith Brown]

I dont normally do that..however.


I was sitting at my desk when a vendor came in. He was trying to sell me toilettries and whatnot. I was talking to him and after a little while I realized that his prices were awesome so we walked around and he quoted me on everything that we use. Come to find out it was all about half what I was paying now, so I signed up with him...well while we were talking he said something and he thought it was funny so he started laughing and me, being the corporate savvy business man that I am, began laughing as well. (one of those fake laughs that all business/salesmen do). Well about half way through I realized I had built up too much saliva in my mouth but it was already to late.
Out of nowhere a HUGE blob of slobber fell out of my mouth and landed on my shirt and then began to run down and dripped off my belt. It all took about two seconds and he saw the entire thing. Then we both busted out laughing. He handed me a roll of toilet paper and told me that it was 'on the house'.

Needless to say, he comes in every week and checks our inventory...he brings it up every now and then....stupid me being a random and out of control drooler.

[AssMaster]

Wow, I seriously expected there to be more people out there that had this malody. I guess only me and brandon do this :( . Plus Keith has some sort of drooling problem. I guess everyone else just has full control of their saliva or are to ashamed to admit it.

[nickbahh]

My recomendation is that you get one of those sucky things that dentists use, and carry it around with you at all times.

[ColeyMoley84]

I hate it when I'm mad and a lot of saliva builds up so I'm screaming at the person and then I sound like a complete douche as the spit spcthchs as I'm saying some word. Completely loses the anger effect I tend to go for.

[flychick]

Originally posted by ColeyMoley84
I hate it when I'm mad and a lot of saliva builds up so I'm screaming at the person and then I sound like a complete douche as the spit spcthchs as I'm saying some word. Completely loses the anger effect I tend to go for.
I hate that too. I also hate when sometimes when I open my mouth weird and somehow manage for spit to ooze through my gap in my teeth. (not it's not a big ooze or a HUGE gap. My teeth are straight and healthy.

[ColeyMoley84]

Yea I SUPER hate when you open my mouth weird. It makes me feel all.....weird and stuff.

[AssMaster²]

lol

[flychick]

Originally posted by ColeyMoley84
Yea I SUPER hate when you open my mouth weird. It makes me feel all.....weird and stuff.
At first I had the word "you" instead of "I" so I messed up...sooorrry!