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Alexander
03-17-2005, 04:32 PM
email i saw from someone else.

NOW YOU KNOW

For those of you who just thought you knew everything, here's a
refresher course.

Now you know everything :


The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women what does this tell you!)

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first "MarlboroMan."

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola,
and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6)
feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the
flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name
contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second President?

William Jefferson Clinton
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)

And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that; don't YOU?)

Now you know everything there is to know.

Of importance, that is !!!

Magita
03-17-2005, 05:04 PM
Duck one isn't true...don't you watch Mythbusters?

I thought you were going to be cool, Alexander. ;(

AssMaster˛
03-17-2005, 05:06 PM
interesting

Magita
03-17-2005, 05:08 PM
It echoes because no sound doesn't echo, you idiots.

edit: kyle, you're not an idiot, i meant people who want to pass off interesting trivia stuff and don't even bother to make it a good lie, they just add "AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY SO DON'T ASK"

AssMaster˛
03-17-2005, 05:24 PM
what are you talking about?

Magita
03-17-2005, 05:28 PM
[17:24] KyleWoodall: why does a quack not echo
[17:25] bestmaggieever: it does echo!
[17:25] KyleWoodall: i am lost
[17:25] bestmaggieever: a duck's quack can echo.
[17:25] bestmaggieever: just like every other sound
[17:25] KyleWoodall: oh
[17:25] KyleWoodall: i got you

that.

AssMaster˛
03-17-2005, 05:32 PM
I did not write that and you know it. You are just trying to make me look stupid. I thought you were cool.+

xjennax04
03-17-2005, 05:45 PM
ok im very amused!!! im making everyone at work read it!

Michael Fornal
03-17-2005, 05:46 PM
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
rofl. Right. That's why they pay people and take the time to extract plasma from people. Obviously if it were the case, they'd farm palm trees and extract the liquid and it'd be far more cost efficient than getting it from people.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Maybe not with their pussy hands, but to say it can't be done is just stupid.


Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes


When all else fails, check out snopes. Pretty compelling argument to kill this one.
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/donkey.htm


You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

The only sites I can find that confirm this are sites pasting this same crap.



Actually, I'm bored of this already. It's obvious some weirdo made these up in their house and started sending them out to people. What the crap is wrong with people, why do they do this?!

Michael Fornal
03-17-2005, 05:48 PM
And why the heck do people automatically believe it because a forwarded email says it's a fact? GOSH!

AssMaster˛
03-17-2005, 05:50 PM
http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/aacmule.htm


Do not tell me donkeys are not the most kickass dangerous animals on the planet. You fucking punk.

Magita
03-17-2005, 06:06 PM
Actually, I'm bored of this already. It's obvious some weirdo made these up in their house and started sending them out to people. What the crap is wrong with people, why do they do this?!

I was going to post something like that but then thought I was overreacting.

Magita
03-17-2005, 06:07 PM
http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/aacmule.htm (http://www.greenapple.com/%7Ejorp/amzanim/aacmule.htm)


Do not tell me donkeys are not the most kickass dangerous animals on the planet. You fucking punk.

That's not even a donkey.

Magita
03-17-2005, 06:09 PM
oh

and for my third post:

donkeys can kick ass, man

derekisdman
03-17-2005, 06:49 PM
Yeah that's why I hate these things. They seem all interesting and you're like "wow, I learned a bunch of weird cool facts today!" But in reality they're never usually facts and are just some dumb thingy. I mean, anyone can make those things. I could make a list and be like "it takes exactly 1 million ants to equal 20 lbs." or something.

Magita
03-17-2005, 09:33 PM
I could make a list and be like "it takes exactly 1 million ants to equal 20 lbs."

AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY

Jenny
03-17-2005, 10:48 PM
AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY
hahaha

Michael Fornal
03-17-2005, 11:08 PM
Haha, that was great.

And no mags, it wouldn't have been overreacting! SHEESH!

AssMaster˛
03-18-2005, 08:22 AM
That's not even a donkey.

Fuck shit woman, do not get so picky. It is half donkey. Which just means a real donkey is even more badass. So back off.

nickbahh
03-18-2005, 01:44 PM
your mom is half a donkey

AssMaster˛
03-18-2005, 01:48 PM
Dude, I thougt we was tight. And then you bust out telling me I am 1/4 donkey. Not cool man. I might have to cut you a bit.

Alexander
03-18-2005, 03:05 PM
1. I never said any of this stuff is true.
2. I registered using my name instead of !@#$%, because I had problems again logging on from the recent forum changes.
3. Your mom goes to college.

AssMaster˛
03-18-2005, 03:08 PM
And all these fucks dogged on you, and probably would have been all cool if they had know it was you. That is great.

Magita
03-21-2005, 08:56 AM
Nah, Alex isn't a popular enough member for that to happen.

If it were Brandon, or possibly Kris, then I would have felt bad for implying that he were stupid. :/

AssMaster˛
03-21-2005, 09:05 AM
What if it was me?

Magita
03-21-2005, 11:33 AM
Maybe.

AssMaster˛
03-21-2005, 11:45 AM
Maybe? Thats bullshit. Fucking bullshit. Take it back or I will hate you for now on.

Magita
03-21-2005, 12:24 PM
Okay I take it back. If you posted something stupid, I would tell you, but then I would feel bad afterwards.

AssMaster˛
03-21-2005, 12:48 PM
Awsome. Just awsome.

sharpysnifer011
03-29-2005, 05:42 PM
oh ya...if Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares then why did they write a song about it?

sharpysnifer011
03-29-2005, 05:45 PM
Duck one isn't true...don't you watch Mythbusters?

I thought you were going to be cool, Alexander. ;(i do they're so funny,like adam says"well i think that.."with his fingers next to his mouth like jamies mustache