PDA

View Full Version : Why my wife is cooler than all of you!!! Bitches.


AssMaster˛
03-15-2005, 10:25 AM
Short Essay by AssMaster.

Title: Why my wife is cooler than you.



My wife has a kitten. The kitten climbed up a tree and stayed there for about a week. It was about 3 stories high. I tried to climb the tree, but could not get high enough in the tree. Katie kept telling me that I was climbing to high in the tree and she did not want me to do it. She was afraid I was going to get hurt. So she went inside and got her shotgun. I figured she wanted me to shoot it, but she threw the gun up on her shoulder and shot it out dead. I was so proud of her. She is a hero.

That is why my wife is cooler that all of you.

The End.

AssMaster.
Trent Steel
03-15-2005, 11:58 AM
kitten=pussy
AssMaster˛
03-15-2005, 12:10 PM
No

Kitten=Small Cat. Baby Cat.

Dumb Ass.
flychick
03-15-2005, 01:04 PM
kitten=pussy
correct my friend. Where are u..I have my camera back. You know what that means?
Trent Steel
03-15-2005, 01:34 PM
correct my friend. Where are u..I have my camera back. You know what that means?
i never knew it was gone. im on my pee break.
AssMaster˛
03-15-2005, 02:07 PM
I hate you ignorant sons of bitches. I make a thread about the awsomeness of my wife and yall go off on some bull shit tangent. I hate you all, you make me want to quit MMC. AssFucks.
Nyeh
03-15-2005, 02:10 PM
i love your wife
AssMaster˛
03-15-2005, 02:11 PM
She was telling me the other night that she had strong feeling for you also, but I am not sure if it love yet.
Nyeh
03-15-2005, 02:12 PM
awwww suck


at least what you and me have is love
Trent Steel
03-15-2005, 02:13 PM
I hate you ignorant sons of bitches. I make a thread about the awsomeness of my wife and yall go off on some bull shit tangent. I hate you all, you make me want to quit MMC. AssFucks.

im sorry. Your wife is bad ass. I would love to have seen a pregnant lady with a shot gun shooting cats.

Kyle, seriously, hook a webcam up to her where ever seh goes.
AssMaster˛
03-15-2005, 02:20 PM
im sorry. Your wife is bad ass. I would love to have seen a pregnant lady with a shot gun shooting cats.

Kyle, seriously, hook a webcam up to her where ever seh goes.

All is forgiven.
flychick
03-15-2005, 02:23 PM
i never knew it was gone. im on my pee break.
Remember, that's why I didn't send u pics last night. *doy* lol..
AssMaster˛
03-15-2005, 02:39 PM
Remember, that's why I didn't send u pics last night. *doy* lol..

This thread is about my awsome wife whom Nyey and myself love. Proclaim your love for her and her awsomeness and leave your stupid camera problems to yourself or make a thread. Do not rape my thread again, I will only warn you once.
Trent Steel
03-15-2005, 03:04 PM
should we ban her.
James
03-15-2005, 03:17 PM
Remember, that's why I didn't send u pics last night. *doy* lol..

You should share witht he rest of the class :)
AssMaster˛
03-15-2005, 03:18 PM
If had the power, she would have been banned long ago.
AssMaster˛
03-15-2005, 03:19 PM
You should share witht he rest of the class :)

Assfuck, quit contributing to her rapage of my thread. You are being a filthy jew. That is not a good thing to be man, not good at all.
flychick
03-15-2005, 04:15 PM
should we ban her.
hey, i WAS going to post at least one picture, but u leave me no choice.
AssMaster˛
03-15-2005, 04:23 PM
hey, i WAS going to post at least one picture, but u leave me no choice.

Ban the goddamn thread raper and non contributer.


And wtf? Keith,Mike,JP,Maggie,Brandon,Derek and the rest of you Bastards. Do you have nothing to contribute?
Nyeh
03-15-2005, 04:25 PM
i can ban people
AssMaster˛
03-15-2005, 04:29 PM
Ban her for the love of my wife, ban her.
Nyeh
03-15-2005, 04:32 PM
but she doesnt love me
AssMaster˛
03-15-2005, 04:33 PM
She will my friend, I will see to that. But do you really want her to love you? She might come after child support.
flychick
03-15-2005, 04:33 PM
This fellow does.
Nyeh
03-15-2005, 04:35 PM
This fellow does.
show me your titties
AssMaster˛
03-15-2005, 04:36 PM
Or you will ban her??
Trent Steel
03-15-2005, 04:39 PM
i can't ban people.
AssMaster˛
03-16-2005, 08:54 AM
I hate everyone of you people for not partaking in my thread. You all suck. Me and Jesus hate you and yours. Bitches.
Keith Brown
03-16-2005, 08:58 AM
Katie is awesome...I loivke her almost as much as I loivke Kyle.
AssMaster˛
03-16-2005, 09:01 AM
Dude, Basil is home. He felt Aspen Kick last night. Sort of bothered me. I was like quit touching her belly fucker, go back to iraq. But I held my tongue.
Magita
03-16-2005, 09:07 AM
I was conflicted about loving your wife, Kyle, because she shot a kitten. A kitten is the only type of cat that's cute. Had she shot a full-grown cat, I would have loved her instantly.

However, after much deliberation, I have decided that your wife does indeed kick ass.

Also, what the hell does every thread have to be about girl boobie pictures?
AssMaster˛
03-16-2005, 09:24 AM
That is just flywhore and Trent raping my thread. Thanks for contributing mags. You is da' shit.
Trent Steel
03-16-2005, 11:57 AM
i have not. i proclaimed how cool she was. now you need to keep updating us with new stories of what she does during the day.
AssMaster˛
03-16-2005, 12:11 PM
We had sex in a limo one time that was in a used car parking lot.


Oh, and she goes hunting and fishing with me. Plus she plays Pokar.
Trent Steel
03-16-2005, 12:23 PM
is she pregnant during all of this?
AssMaster˛
03-16-2005, 12:59 PM
No during all of this. But my child was conceived on the front porch.
Trent Steel
03-16-2005, 01:01 PM
No during all of this. But my child was conceived on the front porch.

whose front porch?