THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION YOU WILL EVER MAKE

[Magita]

hey guys whose set of five girls do you like better?

Mine:

Angelina Jolie
http://members.lycos.co.uk/magita/mmc/girls/angelina.JPG

Milla Jovovich
http://members.lycos.co.uk/magita/mmc/girls/millamaxim.jpg

Natalie Portman
http://members.lycos.co.uk/magita/mmc/girls/natalieviolet.jpg

Penelope Cruz
http://members.lycos.co.uk/magita/mmc/girls/penelope.jpg

Rosario Dawson
http://members.lycos.co.uk/magita/mmc/girls/rosariored.jpg



Or Jason's, which is sure to be the post after mine:

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Jessica Simpson:
http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/artists/jessica_simpson/22_240x320.jpg

Eva Longoria:
http://www.iseekstuff.com/albums/album20/38Elongoria41024x768_med.jpg

Katie Holmes:
http://www.ecard4all.com/Actress/KatieHolmes/imgb/a12.jpg

Heather Locklear:
http://www.eforu.com/cards/pictures/heatherlocklear/hl1.jpg

Jessica Alba:
http://www.iseekstuff.com/albums/album18/jes3.jpg

-JP

[Magita]

dude where is everyone this should have been settled ages ago

[Nyeh]

SpecialK130: actually
SpecialK130: i agree
bestmaggieever: YES.
SpecialK130: except trade rosario for jessica alba
bestmaggieever: noooooo

[derekisdman]

JP's women are better

[Magita]

way to be predictable derek :(

[NatrlBornThrllr]

TexasState66: DEREK!
TexasState66: http://www.milkmycow.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1187
TexasState66: vote.
A3DThroughATable: Uh oh
TexasState66: :D
TexasState66: just vote honestly, I don't care if I lose.
A3DThroughATable: I'm going with you ;p
TexasState66: haha, because you want to? or because I'm just a badass
A3DThroughATable: both
TexasState66: lol, hoo-ah.
A3DThroughATable: rosario dawson ruined maggies for me
A3DThroughATable: and milla too actually
TexasState66: yeah I gave her a big wtf for that. I think rosario is the one that spawned a "let's make a poll out of it then." and YES, haha we have the same taste. she found the best picture ever of milla

(Sidenote for the thread. Case in point, see photo in link below)
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2140/Events/2140/MillaJovov_Vespa_1457825_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Jovovich,%20Milla
http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

TexasState66: and she stole natalie portman from me
TexasState66: well
TexasState66: kinda
TexasState66: i was going to put her, but she was like, "oh natalie portman is my 5th"
TexasState66: and I was like, "oh. :("
A3DThroughATable: Yeah
TexasState66: so I went with heather locklear as my 5th
A3DThroughATable: Yeah she's a hottie
TexasState66: because I was having a hard time finding the recent maxim cover with jennifer love hewitt
TexasState66: mmmmmmmm
A3DThroughATable: oh I love Jlove
A3DThroughATable: That would have made it the easiest evar
TexasState66: me too. i just couldn't find a picture that showed how hot she is
TexasState66: i'm copying and pasting this in the thread, if you don't mind.
A3DThroughATable: I don't give a frick
A3DThroughATable: copy that too
A3DThroughATable: and that
A3DThroughATable: ;p
TexasState66: haha

-JP

[NatrlBornThrllr]

way to be predictable derek :(

Psh, predictable only because he has taste.

-JP

[Magita]

;(

milllaaaaa


I only thought two of the pictures of Milla were bad. That one's just my favorite.

[Phylecia]

Jason's

[brandon-n]

i wouldnt choose either set, tho jp has the most hotties

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Psh, so Maggie is winning the poll 4-2, but of the people who have responded, I'm winning 4-2. I'm confused.

Since the poll is anonymous, and people voting for Maggie's group are too ashamed to come forward to publically back their selection...I'll assume that I'm winning.

-JP

[derekisdman]

Yeah no kidding what the hell is going on here? I think Maggie is using her powers to vote more than once and thus winning the poll.

[James]

JP's girls win

Replace Katie Holmes with Natalie Portman and JP's girl collection would be a totally flawless fatality

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Oh, I was going to replace Heather Locklear with Natalie Portman. Either way, vote you fucker! You and Phylecia.

...Brandon, too. This isn't a who has the perfect selection of girls, it's a who has the best selection of girls. Fuck you Maggie. I'm winning 5-4 right now (even though we don't know who your extra 2 are, and even though I may have like a million infinity nameless voters like your two who just haven't bothered to vote).

-JP

(PS: <3 to my Maggie, even though I win...even though I'm technically losing)

[derekisdman]

On a side note, is it just me or do Eva's boobies look a lot bigger here than they do on Desperate Housewives?

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Oh, for the record...and since I'm drunk and I'm totally confused by this who's winning and who's losing fiasco: I told Joann to vote, and she picked Maggie's selection. She says, "I like the more exotic look...for girls." However, she couldn't sign in because she has a hard time working a computer. (Haha, I <3 you Joann).

So I guess that makes it 5-3 my favor as far as actual, named respondants go (my favor, got that? I'm winning. Me...my favor, mine mine mine)...and it's currently 5-3 Maggie's favor as far as voters go (assuming our favorite little Jetplane had the opportunity to cast her vote). So we're tied if anonymous votes count, and I'm winning if only named votes count. Fucking fine by me.

-JP

PS, what ever happened to Fidel and Phillip. I miss those two little fuckers, especially Fidel. I think one of my first posts ever was standing up for him in the spitato incident. Why don't you two little shits come and post every once in a while. Too busy with the high school girls, eh? (Oh, and speaking of the high school girls...mmmmm, high school girls. Ahhhh.)

Speaking of the Spitato incident, what ever happened to Kevin and his frequent posts? And Kenny? I loved Kenny.

Fine, fuck you guys...nobody cares about y'all anyway.

....:(((( Come back pleassseeee.

PPS: To Derek - They look bigger. Gotta love Maxim, they know how to accentuate the important. I've got a picture of Eva as my background (one from the same set, wearing the same bathing suit as the one in this thread) thanks to the recent issue of Maxim that I got in the mail.

[Nyeh]

fidel and phillip melded into one being

[NatrlBornThrllr]

...and that being still doesn't post on MMC. How sad.

-JP

[Michael Fornal]

For bragging rights if I got to sex one of the entire groups, I'd pick JPs. If I were stuck on an island and had to spend 20 years with one, I'd want it to be from Mags' group.

So, I pick margarita's group.

[Michael Fornal]

Here's a better picture of Cruz:
http://www.sexycube.supereva.it/ce_Penelope_Cruz/Penelope_Cruz_006.jpg


Much better pics of portman:
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=natalie+portman+fallon/v=2/SID=e/l=IVR/SIG=12eclgr9a/EXP=1110976457/*-http%3A//www.natalieportman.com/npcom_fr.php?page_number=629

And you gooootta love Milla in 5th Element.
http://www.millaj.com/pics/tfe12.jpg

[derekisdman]

Fuck you mike. What the hell is so great about being on an island with those bitches? Cruz can barely speak english, milla is a stuck up model slut. Rasario doesn't even come into play. You've lost big points with me :/ All this time I thought you liked me cause you had good taste and i'm hot, but it's only because i'm really awesome.

[flychick]

I meant to vote for JP's women...so minus a vote on maggies..

[Michael Fornal]

Alba is my number one pick on all of those, by far. But still.. I'm going with mags because they are all normal-people-hotties.

And besides, I don't even like you. You like me. You love me. Hell, you sodomize yourself regularly while looking at my pictures. Don't try to turn this around on me. I mean, you PAID me to stand naked on camera and tweak my nipples while you put pudding in your ass and fingered it out.

You are just a weird freak head.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

So for mine, it's me, derek, brandon, flychick, phylecia, and james..

For Maggies, it's her, mikey, kris, and joann.

Polls are so useless.

-JP

[Magita]

I meant to vote for JP's women...so minus a vote on maggies..

fixed, yo

[Trent Steel]

i can't see see JP's posts.

oh well.

[Nyeh]

hahahahahha

[Trent Steel]

yea, also when ever i see Maggies Posts, I seem to have a big peice of paper on my monitor covering it up.

[Nyeh]

i can imagine andy with a piece of paper at his desk

[Trent Steel]

yea, toilet paper.

[Nyeh]

and pooping

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Welcome back, guy.

-JP

[Magita]

trentipoo is mad because he thinks i banned him ;(

hey kris and jason

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Hi dude.

[Nyeh]

sup g rizzle

[Trent Steel]

jizzle

[flychick]

jizzle
did u respond to all these posts on ur piss break?

[Trent Steel]

did u respond to all these posts on ur piss break?
I took 3 pee breaks. I drank 2 quarts of water while guarding. So my bladder couldn't hold all of it.

[flychick]

ouch, im sorry. hey, i have a couple pics. rest arent on the dig. camera.

[derekisdman]

Alba is my number one pick on all of those, by far. But still.. I'm going with mags because they are all normal-people-hotties.

And besides, I don't even like you. You like me. You love me. Hell, you sodomize yourself regularly while looking at my pictures. Don't try to turn this around on me. I mean, you PAID me to stand naked on camera and tweak my nipples while you put pudding in your ass and fingered it out.

You are just a weird freak head.:confused: Ass

[NatrlBornThrllr]

ouch, im sorry. hey, i have a couple pics. rest arent on the dig. camera.

What the fuck, way to go thread to thread whorring them up with your talks of pictures and whatever else. Start your own thread. Or send him a PM. Or get on AIM. Or...I don't know, do something else that's at least somewhat considerate.

-JP

[AssMaster²]

What the fuck, way to go thread to thread whorring them up with your talks of pictures and whatever else. Start your own thread. Or send him a PM. Or get on AIM. Or...I don't know, do something else that's at least somewhat considerate.

-JP


Sometimes I hate JP cause he hurts my feelings, then he does something like this and completly redeems my love for his meaness.


He won my Vote for the bitches. Plus Katie Holmes, is so fucking hot. I will go back and vote after this.

[flychick]

What the fuck, way to go thread to thread whorring them up with your talks of pictures and whatever else. Start your own thread. Or send him a PM. Or get on AIM. Or...I don't know, do something else that's at least somewhat considerate.

-JP
You always take things so seriously.. go suck assmasters dick.

[Nyeh]

everybody is banned

[AssMaster²]

You always take things so seriously.. go suck assmasters dick.

Yeah, come suck my dick, that will teach you.

Flychick you suck at talking shit. Ban your self.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

You always take things so seriously.. go suck assmasters dick.

Shouldn't you be off slutting it up somewhere? Don't make me ban you.

-JP

[flychick]

Yeah, come suck my dick, that will teach you.

Flychick you suck at talking shit. Ban your self.
I'm not talking shit, he seriously gives the impression that he wants to. not lying..

[NatrlBornThrllr]

I'm not talking shit, he seriously gives the impression that he wants to. not lying..

Yeah, you definitely suck at the internet.

-JP

[flychick]

theres nowhere to suck though.

[Nyeh]

show me your titties

[AssMaster²]

Ban!!!!!

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Ban!!!!!

I'm seriously considering it.

-JP

[AssMaster²]

:):):)

[Nyeh]

you arent a mod cheater

[AssMaster²]

you arent a mod cheater

Yeah but he is sleeping with Maggie. That is just as good.

[Nyeh]

touche

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Banninated for a day. Bitch ruined my thread.

-JP

[derekisdman]

I love you all so much

[Brittany]

I love you all so much
poophead.

[James]

show me your titties

Show me as well

[flychick]

I'm sure someone has the cleavage pics laying around somewhere.

[derekisdman]

I have them printed off on sticker paper and stuck on my computer

[Magita]

All this time I've been sleeping with Maggie and what do I have to show for it?

[Heather.]

I voted for JPs.

[Magita]

you guys fucking suck ;(

[Trent Steel]

i voted for maggies because i dont see the other options.

[Fidel]

Oh, for the record...and since I'm drunk and I'm totally confused by this who's winning and who's losing fiasco: I told Joann to vote, and she picked Maggie's selection. She says, "I like the more exotic look...for girls." However, she couldn't sign in because she has a hard time working a computer. (Haha, I <3 you Joann).

So I guess that makes it 5-3 my favor as far as actual, named respondants go (my favor, got that? I'm winning. Me...my favor, mine mine mine)...and it's currently 5-3 Maggie's favor as far as voters go (assuming our favorite little Jetplane had the opportunity to cast her vote). So we're tied if anonymous votes count, and I'm winning if only named votes count. Fucking fine by me.

-JP

PS, what ever happened to Fidel and Phillip. I miss those two little fuckers, especially Fidel. I think one of my first posts ever was standing up for him in the spitato incident. Why don't you two little shits come and post every once in a while. Too busy with the high school girls, eh? (Oh, and speaking of the high school girls...mmmmm, high school girls. Ahhhh.)

Speaking of the Spitato incident, what ever happened to Kevin and his frequent posts? And Kenny? I loved Kenny.

Fine, fuck you guys...nobody cares about y'all anyway.

....:(((( Come back pleassseeee.

PPS: To Derek - They look bigger. Gotta love Maxim, they know how to accentuate the important. I've got a picture of Eva as my background (one from the same set, wearing the same bathing suit as the one in this thread) thanks to the recent issue of Maxim that I got in the mail.

I still frequent the boards occasionally.

[Trent Steel]

I still frequent the boards occasionally.

did everybody get a life or something.

Jared lurkes
Coley lurkes
You Lurkes
Mallory Lurkes
Annnnndddd1 Lurkes
AD lurkes around
nobody likes me anymore

[Phylecia]

Im always here to say


"I like you Andrew"

but what do I get for it?

Nothing

Andyroo I am sick of being unappreciated by you.

[Trent Steel]

Im always here to say


"I like you Andrew"

but what do I get for it?

Nothing

Andyroo I am sick of being unappreciated by you.

OMG WHAT? You better not be talking about me.

[Phylecia]

and what if I am?

[Trent Steel]

and what if I am?

i feel that nothing i do is good enough.

[Keith Brown]

Gotta go with JP's picks cause Jessica Simpson is the pinnacle of how all other woman should look. He won with her picture alone.

[Heather.]

Phylecia Trent is 21, youre 16. IT WOULD NEVER WORK HUNNY. :)

[Trent Steel]

Phylecia Trent is 21, youre 16. IT WOULD NEVER WORK HUNNY. :)

it would in alabama, and kentucky

[Heather.]

Pack your bags.

[Trent Steel]

or i guess i could just go 30 miles west into international waters

[Phylecia]

We already have plans "HUNNY" ...

midnight train to alabama baby.

As you can see he already knows most of the states our love affair is legal in ;)

[Jenny]

I voted Maggie's... because I like her.

:)

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Fine, I don't want you to like me anyway. Slutwhore.

Anyway, this thread was dead before I made this post...and the score was 9-7.

I win.

-JP

[KrazyDallasGirl]

i'd say a lil bit of both... but i had to vote for the first set, mainly cuz it's a list of brunette's ;P
<3

[Trent Steel]

and angelina jolie owns all.

[derekisdman]

BS angelina lamelie more like