Nyeh
03-09-2005, 08:58 PM
the great war
SpecialK130: i am a war veteran
SpecialK130: i fought in the great war
keithbrown300: the great war?
SpecialK130: when the filipinos allied with space aliens from elron 7 and invaded america
keithbrown300: The war of the worlds?
SpecialK130: sort of
keithbrown300: lol
SpecialK130: my service in the war is no laughing matter
SpecialK130: i am a hero
SpecialK130: i was even a pow at one point
keithbrown300: yes, like Captain America
SpecialK130: i was captured on a recon mission in a jungle on the aliens home planet of elron 7
SpecialK130: i was a sergeant then
SpecialK130: i had to look out for my boys you know
SpecialK130: they looked up to me
keithbrown300: yes, defiantely
SpecialK130: all of a sudden the damned slant eyes and aliens ambushed us
SpecialK130: they were going for the smaller guys
SpecialK130: but sgt kris gonzalez would not have that
SpecialK130: i ran and placed myself in between the evil bastards and the rest of my unit
SpecialK130: i was shot 3 times with their particle weapon
SpecialK130: kris gonzalez does not go down
SpecialK130: i was however stunned
SpecialK130: i yelled for my men to retreat
SpecialK130: most all of them reached safety
SpecialK130: i was captured
keithbrown300: lol
SpecialK130: the 6 months in that alien pow camp were some of the worst in my life
SpecialK130: i, of course escaped
SpecialK130: killing practically every single hostile in the camp
SpecialK130: one day i just snapped
SpecialK130: i ripped some of the laser barbed wire off of a fence
SpecialK130: and used it as a garat wire and a laser whip
SpecialK130: a battle ensued between the pows and our alien captors
SpecialK130: i killed scores in close combat
SpecialK130: i was a war hero
SpecialK130: would you like to hear another war story
keithbrown300: lol, sure dude
SpecialK130: ARE YOU LAUGHING AT THE WAR KEITH!
SpecialK130: I FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM YOU TREE HUGGING COMMIE!
keithbrown300: I am no commie
SpecialK130: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN LASER SHACKLES WORKING THE SPICE MINES OF FARAN RIGHT NOW??!
keithbrown300: haha, dude...how come you dont attempt to write some stories down...you have the imagination for it
SpecialK130: you dont need imagination when all your stories are true
keithbrown300: touche
SpecialK130: well
SpecialK130: i'll tell you another one
keithbrown300: ok
SpecialK130: we were on earth
SpecialK130: it was shortly after the fillipino invasion
SpecialK130: we did not yet know of their allegiance with the aliens
SpecialK130: my unit was in digan
SpecialK130: there was a sniper
SpecialK130: a man went down right away, me, i kept my cool
SpecialK130: but johnny, poor poor johnny, he tried to be a hero that day
SpecialK130: he ran out into the open
SpecialK130: sniper caught him in the leg
SpecialK130: seeing johnny writhing on the ground screaming in pain in a pool of his own blood was just too much for me
SpecialK130: i was furious
SpecialK130: in a fit of rage i charged the sniper's nest
SpecialK130: i chunked a smoke grenade in to give myself cover
SpecialK130: then with a fervor and strength seen only in 70s pornography movies i lept in
SpecialK130: i had only my survival knife
SpecialK130: i lunged and stabbed
SpecialK130: i felt it strike flesh, sweet, evil, yellow flesh
SpecialK130: so i stabbed some more
SpecialK130: ripping and tearing
SpecialK130: all in all
SpecialK130: i killed a platoon of evil men that day
keithbrown300: you are so like Captain America...
SpecialK130: almost 6 months to the day
SpecialK130: we first saw the ships
SpecialK130: great hulking masses of twisted black, with an eerie orangish glow
SpecialK130: engines of death
SpecialK130: and the creatures themselves
SpecialK130: tall, insectoid
SpecialK130: their faces like a tennis ball that was chewed up by a dog while subsequently being ripped to shreds by a lawnmower
SpecialK130: the horror, the horror
SpecialK130: apparently everyone has forgotten all about that though
SpecialK130: i am a war veteran
SpecialK130: i fought in the great war
keithbrown300: the great war?
SpecialK130: when the filipinos allied with space aliens from elron 7 and invaded america
keithbrown300: The war of the worlds?
SpecialK130: sort of
keithbrown300: lol
SpecialK130: my service in the war is no laughing matter
SpecialK130: i am a hero
SpecialK130: i was even a pow at one point
keithbrown300: yes, like Captain America
SpecialK130: i was captured on a recon mission in a jungle on the aliens home planet of elron 7
SpecialK130: i was a sergeant then
SpecialK130: i had to look out for my boys you know
SpecialK130: they looked up to me
keithbrown300: yes, defiantely
SpecialK130: all of a sudden the damned slant eyes and aliens ambushed us
SpecialK130: they were going for the smaller guys
SpecialK130: but sgt kris gonzalez would not have that
SpecialK130: i ran and placed myself in between the evil bastards and the rest of my unit
SpecialK130: i was shot 3 times with their particle weapon
SpecialK130: kris gonzalez does not go down
SpecialK130: i was however stunned
SpecialK130: i yelled for my men to retreat
SpecialK130: most all of them reached safety
SpecialK130: i was captured
keithbrown300: lol
SpecialK130: the 6 months in that alien pow camp were some of the worst in my life
SpecialK130: i, of course escaped
SpecialK130: killing practically every single hostile in the camp
SpecialK130: one day i just snapped
SpecialK130: i ripped some of the laser barbed wire off of a fence
SpecialK130: and used it as a garat wire and a laser whip
SpecialK130: a battle ensued between the pows and our alien captors
SpecialK130: i killed scores in close combat
SpecialK130: i was a war hero
SpecialK130: would you like to hear another war story
keithbrown300: lol, sure dude
SpecialK130: ARE YOU LAUGHING AT THE WAR KEITH!
SpecialK130: I FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM YOU TREE HUGGING COMMIE!
keithbrown300: I am no commie
SpecialK130: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN LASER SHACKLES WORKING THE SPICE MINES OF FARAN RIGHT NOW??!
keithbrown300: haha, dude...how come you dont attempt to write some stories down...you have the imagination for it
SpecialK130: you dont need imagination when all your stories are true
keithbrown300: touche
SpecialK130: well
SpecialK130: i'll tell you another one
keithbrown300: ok
SpecialK130: we were on earth
SpecialK130: it was shortly after the fillipino invasion
SpecialK130: we did not yet know of their allegiance with the aliens
SpecialK130: my unit was in digan
SpecialK130: there was a sniper
SpecialK130: a man went down right away, me, i kept my cool
SpecialK130: but johnny, poor poor johnny, he tried to be a hero that day
SpecialK130: he ran out into the open
SpecialK130: sniper caught him in the leg
SpecialK130: seeing johnny writhing on the ground screaming in pain in a pool of his own blood was just too much for me
SpecialK130: i was furious
SpecialK130: in a fit of rage i charged the sniper's nest
SpecialK130: i chunked a smoke grenade in to give myself cover
SpecialK130: then with a fervor and strength seen only in 70s pornography movies i lept in
SpecialK130: i had only my survival knife
SpecialK130: i lunged and stabbed
SpecialK130: i felt it strike flesh, sweet, evil, yellow flesh
SpecialK130: so i stabbed some more
SpecialK130: ripping and tearing
SpecialK130: all in all
SpecialK130: i killed a platoon of evil men that day
keithbrown300: you are so like Captain America...
SpecialK130: almost 6 months to the day
SpecialK130: we first saw the ships
SpecialK130: great hulking masses of twisted black, with an eerie orangish glow
SpecialK130: engines of death
SpecialK130: and the creatures themselves
SpecialK130: tall, insectoid
SpecialK130: their faces like a tennis ball that was chewed up by a dog while subsequently being ripped to shreds by a lawnmower
SpecialK130: the horror, the horror
SpecialK130: apparently everyone has forgotten all about that though