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clear_iris
03-06-2005, 05:54 PM
why is it that everytime you wash clothes you lose a sock? i mean honestly...where the hell do they go? does a fucking gnome sneak around....bc from the washer to the dryer is a mere few inches....where could they go......

*barefoot and aggravated*
Nyeh
03-06-2005, 05:58 PM
actually, the build up of static electricity creates an electromagnetic field which distorts space-time and creates a sort of portal to an alternate dimension where they have not yet mastered the fine art of underwear manufacturing
derekisdman
03-06-2005, 06:24 PM
Geez I thought everyone knew that. Get with the times Kristin.
Heather.
03-06-2005, 08:13 PM
I just start mix matching at that point.
Magita
03-06-2005, 08:15 PM
One time, like when I was 17, we got a sock stuck in the space between the barrel...thing and the actual machine part of our washing machine and it made the laundry room flood and when we got it taken out, it was all green and gross and we had to get a new washing machine.

jp would like to point out that that was a run-on sentence.
Trent Steel
03-07-2005, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by clear_iris@Mar 6 2005, 02:54 PM
why is it that everytime you wash clothes you lose a sock? i mean honestly...where the hell do they go? does a fucking gnome sneak around....bc from the washer to the dryer is a mere few inches....where could they go......

*barefoot and aggravated*

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I usually find that the socks fall out on the groudn when i am carrying the laundry.
sketch
03-10-2005, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by Nyeh@Mar 6 2005, 10:58 PM
actually, the build up of static electricity creates an electromagnetic field which distorts space-time and creates a sort of portal to an alternate dimension where they have not yet mastered the fine art of underwear manufacturing

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indeed....somewhere there is a planet made entirely of aliens wearing odd socks...jus waiting for the oppertune moment to strike and abduct their matching sock..



beware...
!@#$%
03-10-2005, 12:53 PM
if you would watch family guy, you would know that the little goat boy from narnia steals the socks. ask peter.
Keith Brown
03-10-2005, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by !@#$%@Mar 10 2005, 11:53 AM
if you would watch family guy, you would know that the little goat boy from narnia steals the socks. ask peter.

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That was a good episode.
NatrlBornThrllr
03-10-2005, 02:23 PM
Survey says: every episode is a good episode.

-JP
Keith Brown
03-10-2005, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr@Mar 10 2005, 01:23 PM
Survey says: every episode is a good episode.

-JP

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Touche...but some are GREAT episodes and others are FANTABULOUS.
derekisdman
03-10-2005, 03:17 PM
Still, the best simpsons episodes own any family guy episode IMO. Bring on the hate.
Keith Brown
03-10-2005, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by derekisdman@Mar 10 2005, 02:17 PM
Still, the best simpsons episodes own any family guy episode IMO. Bring on the hate.

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They are more or less two entirely seperate different opposite types of humor though.

The Simpsons rule all sorts of ass, I just like the subtle-have to think about it for a second kind of humor that the Family Guy has better.

Hell I love the hell out of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and the Venture Brothers too...
NatrlBornThrllr
03-10-2005, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Keith
Touche...but some are GREAT episodes and others are FANTABULOUS.

Yeah, and then some are kinda like this....


....wait one second.

..okay keep holding..



..


....one moment..

..



.......

..alright hold on one second.....



.......fuck. I was going to masturbate, with hopes that I could be all, "ahhhhhh, and some episodes are just plain orgasmic" as I rubbed my semen all over my hot naked body. However, I can't manage to get it up. From what I hear, though, it happens to all the guys.

Edit: Oh, I also agree with Keify...completely different types of humor. I like Family Guy more, but comparing it to The Simpsons is like comparing it to ATHF. All are great in their own way. Family Guy's my fav, though.

-JP
!@#$%
03-10-2005, 03:48 PM
(Peter taking clothes out of the washing machine.)

Peter: Ah, let's see. Shirt, pants, h-h-hey! I'm missing another sock! Hey!

(He crawls into the washing machine and lands in a snowy field. A goat fat
guy hybrid thing hops up holding Peter's sock.)

Mr. Tumnus: Welcome to Narnia. I'm Mr. Tumnus.

Peter: Hey! Give me back my sock, you goat bastard! Hey!!

(Mr. Tumnus runs off)
Keith Brown
03-10-2005, 04:03 PM
...your mom will keep it up in kristin's shitty sock thread.

pfft.
NatrlBornThrllr
03-10-2005, 04:45 PM
Your mom's face is a shitty sock.

-JP
Magita
03-10-2005, 05:15 PM
Your mom's face was a shitty sock in my bed last night.
Keith Brown
03-10-2005, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Magita@Mar 10 2005, 04:15 PM
Your mom's face was a shitty sock in my bed last night.

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You gotta be careful with your 'your mom' comments. Your statement is easily altered into "your mom was in your bed last night" and that would lead us all to presume that you were both a lebsian and a participater of incestual relations.


...your mom is a participater of incestual relations.
Magita
03-10-2005, 05:47 PM
your mom doesn't know the word participant
Keith Brown
03-10-2005, 06:03 PM
your mom's a participater.