Question

[AssMaster]

This a PM that EddWoodard(or whatever his screen name is) sent me. I was hoping on some clarification on what he meant. I must be to stupid to understand What he is trying to say. He is responding to some random coment I made about attacking england.



WARNING THIS MISSIVE HAS OCCASIONAL HIGH COMMA COUNTS, PROTECTIVE CLOTHING IS ADVISED


who is this 'we' you speak of. if you mean USA then, as a citizen of airstrip 1 i can tell you that 'you' are already here

complete with toadying, kowtowing, puppet regime.

if it 'Texans' then, quite frankly, I'm not scared at all, i've seen how you fight, i showed the vid to the local 9 year old urchin tearaway, the infamous 'asbo ian'. he refused to believe that the fight was '4 real'. he truely believed that it was a comedy.

OTOH if its yer typical 'know nothing & proud of it' mmcers then they'd find plenty of support for the mmc way of life, but with considerably better musical taste than many mmcers (goes without saying*, obviously) but with not only fewer, but also older more fuel efficient but not as 'flash' cars.

as fer 'super different', well, ..., h'mm lets see
<S>thank you</S>
<S>{insert self-deprecating accusations of innate 'jaredism' here}</S>
<S>fardays assistant! gotta come up wid summat, i cant let my ass be mastered</S>

well, at least you acknowledge that 'we' dont have a large-mass of indistinguishible non-entities sitting around waiting to be told wot to fink.

moving on

hey, lets be racist & play 'guess the idiots ethnicity'
over the last year or so, i've recieved many requests for photos of myself from assorted mmcers. they say that its so they can judge if i'm hot or not. i always tell them that i'm very very cold & ask them to guess wot i look like.

if i provided a picture of myself, do you think mmcers would comment on my apparent race?

supposing i showed three different pictures to three different groups
1) 6 foot tall skinny negro punk with short dyed bright red hair
2) smartly suited half pakistani-half japanese with traces of european
3) scruffy hippy jesus lookalike, but caucasian

imagine the range of possible reactions, broadly paint stereotypical reactions from any assorted named posters, put away any shame at imagining 'knowing the mindsets' of others (after all you arent donald rumsfeld, are you?**)

it is from this excerise that you might get wot i (& i think jp & mike***) are saying.

also would any such judgement about my possible race have any effect on your view of my possibly 'over-strident' anti-racist stance? speak to mikey &/or kenny for a history of my histrionics on this subject. (or not , obviously)

you say that neither your freind nor you did much in response to the situation except that you got angry & thus (presumably) posted at mmc. thus i feel compelled to ask
'feel better now?'

lastly
do you really hunt?
wot is your prey?
wot weapons do you use?
do you really eat all you kill? supposing you only wound, do you always successfull track the animal down?

i find this fascinating.
i never have really hunted, but over the last few years i've had a couple of 'hunting-ish' experiences (herding rabbits & catching cockroaches) where the actual physcal experience of sitting still & listening VERY intently has produced a new (to me) expereince. its almost an altered state of consciousness.
{insert lengthy, poorly worded 'state of nature' rumination making reference to ray mears, caradic workouts, running, tools/weapons, running with tools weapons, human co-operation & much, much, more, here}

thank you for your attention

cheers
markp uk*****

p.s. edd sez: shall i go out & pick some fesh asterisks i saw some in bloom the other day on my way to the last lush comma fields in europe?

*thanks, partly, to the long-term sterling efforts of that fine body of civic-minded selfless men, of whom i'm pround to count myself a member. BTW i notice that you have yet to express a musical opinion on 'solid 80's music'.

** you arent are you?

*** of course the possibility that the whole thread, (or large elements of it) is a fake out exists, how could anyone tell?****

**** especially if they were a very stupid person.

***** y has no person at mmc added an 'e'?

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

wel you could seek clarification from the person who wrote it, but you havent.
cheers
markp uk

[Jonathan_again]

Ed is awesome.

I think he *may* be punking you out?

It sounds like it's in relation to your Racism thread. And maybe something about gun control?

See when Ed messages you, you've got to remember nearly everything you've said, because he does.

[AssMaster]

Oh,

His thoughts just do not seem coherent to me. Seems sort of spastic. Damn I got punked out? That sux.

Oh well. :(

[Jonathan_again]

I said I think so...at least in some places. I didn't read all of it.

He usually makes much sense, but he just phrases things different than us Texans.

Just read over it again and I'm sure it'll make sense.

He's usually just wanting a good debate. He enjoys it or something.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Jonathan_again
I said I think so...at least in some places. I didn't read all of it.

He usually makes much sense, but he just phrases things different than us Texans.

Just read over it again and I'm sure it'll make sense.

He's usually just wanting a good debate. He enjoys it or something.
I will just pass. Thanks for the help though.

[P a t r i c k]

Sssh, Ed is all knowing.
He's listenin to us right now.

[derekisdman]

Why would he write all of that

[oakcliffgirl]

Assmaster, its not just you. I tried reading it, and couldn't understand it at all. I couldn't even read the whole thing. It was very confusing... very... my head hurts now... *goes to get some ibuprofen"

[Keith Brown]

He types like that so he will sound intelligent and 'enlightened'.

I swear, its not that at all....I think he types that way because he has a hard time finishing his thoughts and/or creating complete sentences.

Its hard as shit to read.

[Michael Fornal]

first part he was talking about your 'we should attack britian' or whatever you said.. and he wanted to know what you meant by we. Then he said if we is texans, he's not scared because he saw the video of Devin fighting a dude named Jeff with only one functioning arm.

second part he is just using an argument to try and give another angle for the whole race is racism thing.

third part, he's prolly genuinely interested in your hunting experiences.

mark is awesome.. he's random, but fun as hell to read stuff from him. And he remembers stuff toooo well. He still calls me the one who counts screws because I told him about my stock room job a long time ago. Impressive stuffs. ;)

[derekisdman]

It might be impressive, but not as impressive as the PM I got today:


man im gonna knock all of your scores off of that board its just a matter of time. hey are you derek mills. if you are hey.:cool:

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
first part he was talking about your 'we should attack britian' or whatever you said.. and he wanted to know what you meant by we. Then he said if we is texans, he's not scared because he saw the video of Devin fighting a dude named Jeff with only one functioning arm.

second part he is just using an argument to try and give another angle for the whole race is racism thing.

third part, he's prolly genuinely interested in your hunting experiences.

mark is awesome.. he's random, but fun as hell to read stuff from him. And he remembers stuff toooo well. He still calls me the one who counts screws because I told him about my stock room job a long time ago. Impressive stuffs. ;)
Ok. If you say so. I still think we should attack brittian. I am confident that Texas alone could take them. And I do not think his stuff is fun to read. It is confusing, but then I do not like brittish litterature. No hard feelings against the guy, I just make a random joke and get a story that makes no sense to me. I reply to it and he sends me something else that makes even less since. But whatever.

In the immortal words of Ed

Cheers,
Kyle W

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Originally posted by Mikey
mark is awesome.. he's random, but fun as hell to read stuff from him. And he remembers stuff toooo well. He still calls me the one who counts screws because I told him about my stock room job a long time ago. Impressive stuffs.

Agreed, x infinity.

Mark isn't that hard to understand, really...I think people are just too lazy to actually read what he writes, and are used to quickly skimming over typically "American" dialogue. Personally, I love reading his ramblings.

-JP

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Oh, and:




Originally posted by Mark+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mark)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>i never have really hunted, but over the last few years i've had a couple of 'hunting-ish' experiences (herding rabbits & catching cockroaches)[/b]



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shall i go out & pick some fesh asterisks i saw some in bloom the other day on my way to the last lush comma fields in europe?[/quote]

Haha.

-JP

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
Agreed, x infinity.

Mark isn't that hard to understand, really...I think people are just too lazy to actually read what he writes, and are used to quickly skimming over typically "American" dialogue. Personally, I love reading his ramblings.

-JP
No, I think you are wrong. I am not to lazy to read the what he writes. It is just that it makes no sense. I ussually get what people are trying to say. But I have no clue what the hell the guy tries to get across to me.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

No, you think I'm wrong? Okay, then if it's not laziness, it must be something else. I figured attributing it to laziness would be kinder than the alternative. His writing is discernible, so you can chalk your lack of understanding up to whatever shortcoming you see fit. I just figured laziness would be the least offensive.

:)

-JP

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
No, you think I'm wrong? Okay, then if it's not laziness, it must be something else. I figured attributing it to laziness would be kinder than the alternative. His writing is discernible, so you can chalk your lack of understanding up to whatever shortcoming you see fit. I just figured laziness would be the least offensive.

:)

-JP
Call me stupid. You are calling almost everyone here stupid too. Alot of people say he makes no fucking sense. Personally I do not think myself lazy or stupid. But whatever you think.

-KW

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Okay, stupid(s).

-JP

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
Okay, stupid(s).

-JP
Okay. There now we are all happy. Thanks. I was wrong. Ed is a genios. I am just to stupid and lazy to make sense of his post. I wish I could be more like you. I mean you got it all. I am sure your sexy, smart, and I know you watch a lot of movies. I love movies, but I do not get to watch as much as you. Just to lazy and stupid to make the time. God damnit. I got a self esteem problem. To bad I am to lazy and stupid to do anything about it. Damn I suck.

[NatrlBornThrllr]

The fuck do I look like, a psychologist? I appreciate your opening up, but I don't want to hear about all of your problems. Speaking of psychology...your analysis of me was on point, and you've only known me (via the internet, mind you) for a couple of weeks. I'm impressed.

-JP

[AssMaster]

Yes, you look like a psychologist. And I am sorry. I thought you would love to hear about my problems. People like you ussually do. I will keep them to myself from now on. Damn, that stupid thing just keeps popping up. Goddamnit. Sorry Man, won't let it happen again.

[Michael Fornal]

I suck dick for bus fare and then walk all sorts of places.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Michael Fornal
I suck dick for bus fare and then walk all sorts of places.
That's what I love about you. You are such a piece maker. Your great. Why do you walk? I will give you lift anywhere you want to go for a blow job :)

[Keith Brown]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Okay. There now we are all happy. Thanks. I was wrong. Ed is a genios. I am just to stupid and lazy to make sense of his post. I wish I could be more like you. I mean you got it all. I am sure your sexy, smart, and I know you watch a lot of movies. I love movies, but I do not get to watch as much as you. Just to lazy and stupid to make the time. God damnit. I got a self esteem problem. To bad I am to lazy and stupid to do anything about it. Damn I suck.

Dude, honestly.

That was such a badass post. I actually read this and laughed outloud...hard. My boss (the President of my company) walked by and stared at me. I looked at him and shook my head and smiled. He stepped into my office and stared at me some more. I told him that I was laughing at something they said on the radio, he just shook his head and walked back out of my office.

Haha! The last four sentences made me actually pee my pants...a little.

[Kevin]

ummm...what was hard about understanding what edd said. i liked the part..
if it 'Texans' then, quite frankly, I'm not scared at all, i've seen how you fight, i showed the vid to the local 9 year old urchin tearaway, the infamous 'asbo ian'. he refused to believe that the fight was '4 real'. he truely believed that it was a comedy.devin got punked by a 9 year old brit =-[

[NatrlBornThrllr]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Yes, you look like a psychologist. And I am sorry. I thought you would love to hear about my problems. People like you ussually do. I will keep them to myself from now on. Damn, that stupid thing just keeps popping up. Goddamnit. Sorry Man, won't let it happen again.

I used sarcasm in response to your sarcasm, since that seems to be what you best understand. I had hoped that would point out the fact that I simply didn't have the inclination to go back and forth with you over such a stupid topic. However, you just don't know when to stop. You just seem to be mighty confrontational, and for no apparent reason.

There's no need to publically post a PM that you got, informing everyone that it's sender types in a way that you don't comprehend or whatever. Just ignore the PM and move on. Why go out of your way to make an issue of it? Were you seriously asking what he was saying? I doubt that's the case, because Mike informed you and you only responded to a side comment that he added alongside his explanation.

You consistantly call people out on the most trivial matters (see below)...so I figured I'd give you something worth arguing over and point out that it's not his fault that you're uncapable of comprehending what he says, because some of us have no problem whatsoever.

-Trent points out that according to the time periods you gave, you couldn't have legally been getting drunk the night you met your wife. You respond by telling him to "quit being a nit picky whore," and to "quit being a douche."

-You go out of your way to post a PM that you got, with the sole intent of bitching about the way it's author conveys his thoughts.

-You start a thread to tell Jared that his online journal is a waste of time and space. No need to do so, you just felt like telling him that you didn't personally enjoy reading his writings (likely not even considering that he simply enjoyed have a place to keep track of his goings-on). Again, same as with this thread...if you don't like or understand something, then just ignore it. No need to start a thread to call out the person who wrote the PM/journal.

In your PM to me, you said something to the effect of "you know, acceptance is important to me." Of course, you were being sarcastic, per your usual, but I don't think you were too far off base in stating that acceptance is important to you. What other motivation would you have in consistantly and publically bitching about the stupidest shit?

Learn when to pick your battles. You seem to start shit over the stupidest things.

-JP

[Kevin]

Flawless victory.

[derekisdman]

JP why do you even bothering taking the time to type those long responses when it doesn't really solve anything. You should be taking that time and be watching and or reviewing films!

[derekisdman]

You see my replies take so little time I can't even type them right or make them coherent

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

right, in general i type straight out of the top of my head with very little correction of typos etc. i do so coz the system here is very slow & after an hours use the system shuts down & you need to start again. thus in order to conserve my surfing time i have adopted the style to which we can all, possibly, agree is excessively tiresome.

the excessive use of caveats & qualifications is partly a comment on the 'certainies of the young', partly a reflection of my belief that its very hard to 'know' anything. (do you have sufficient correct info on which to base a decision? & how could you tell anyway?) I'm a big fan of Donald Rumfelds much pillioried 'things we know ...' speech (http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/r/Donald_Rumsfeld_1.htm)*. Shame he cant put the right things in the right categories though, isnt it? IT HAS ALSO BECOME A COMMENT ON THE REMOVAL BY CERTAIN PEOPLE OF CAVEATS FROM CERTAIN ANALYSIES (sp?) THAT HAS SEVERLY DAMAGED DEMOCRACY & THE STANDING OF DEMOCRACY IN THE EYES OF THE WORLD. not 'possibly', not 'perhaps' nor 'sort of', 'maybe' & not 'probably' but cast ironed, copper bottomed, 'take it to the bank' DEFINATELY.

i get the impression that people find it easier to understand my posts once they've heard me speak. so, KyleW if yer rilly interested to know, PM yer phone no & i'll phone you. Alternatively you could use the 'fornal technique' of imagining that i'm actually speaking. this is why i sometimes use yer acktual funetic, kinda, spelling, if yanoworraimean. or you could just ignore my posts/pm altogether.

moving on

here are some nicely-ish typed questions for you

Do you really hunt?

What kind of music made in the period 1980-1989 do you rate highly?

Did making your racism thread aid you in venting your annoyance at your friends dissmissal?

Would any of the possible ethnicies that I may be, in any way affect your view of the validity/idiocy of any of my posts? Give reasons for your answer.

If you were to actualise your plan for Texas to invade Britain, what force mix would see best suited to the task? Where would you get them from?
With what weapons would you equip them? Where would you get them from? How would you pay for them?
How would you get to Britain? Where, in your opinion, would be a suitable landing site(s)?
What, if any, measures would you take to guard against any possible domestic unrest in Texas?
In your opinion, what would be the nature of the resistance, if any, you would face in Britain?
To my mind the implications of Texas 'going it alone' against Britain would have a very great impact on the federal system of governance in the USA. Would you care to comment on any aspect of this view?
Do you feel the need to clarify your reasons why such a task is desirable? If so, what arguments would you use? Supposing the MMC 'grammar police' inspected all my subsequent posts, would the possibility that I might 'relapse' into 'eddwarddianism' provide sufficent grounds in the minds of the Texan populace?
How would you counter charges that your spelling/syntax wasnt perfect? Or would you not see that as a problem?

Lastly
to those who've expressed some sort of support for me, fanx.
edd says that your aid in helping control the taxation of all the money in the world is fully appreciated. bleedin' eejit!

cheers
markpuke

p.s. those who think that i think that i'm an intellectual, (or similar) are very very wrong. i'm clearly an idiot, who despite 10 hours a week for well over a year reading the goings on at mmc still doesnt 'get it'.

*although many think this quote is stupid, I dont, I think its an important thing to remember**. That said were I Don R i wouldnt have said when & where he did, nor would I have been so faltering in my presentation of it.

**which clearly he repeatedly hasnt.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by NatrlBornThrllr
I used sarcasm in response to your sarcasm, since that seems to be what you best understand. I had hoped that would point out the fact that I simply didn't have the inclination to go back and forth with you over such a stupid topic. However, you just don't know when to stop. You just seem to be mighty confrontational, and for no apparent reason.

There's no need to publically post a PM that you got, informing everyone that it's sender types in a way that you don't comprehend or whatever. Just ignore the PM and move on. Why go out of your way to make an issue of it? Were you seriously asking what he was saying? I doubt that's the case, because Mike informed you and you only responded to a side comment that he added alongside his explanation.

You consistantly call people out on the most trivial matters (see below)...so I figured I'd give you something worth arguing over and point out that it's not his fault that you're uncapable of comprehending what he says, because some of us have no problem whatsoever.

-Trent points out that according to the time periods you gave, you couldn't have legally been getting drunk the night you met your wife. You respond by telling him to "quit being a nit picky whore," and to "quit being a douche."

-You go out of your way to post a PM that you got, with the sole intent of bitching about the way it's author conveys his thoughts.

-You start a thread to tell Jared that his online journal is a waste of time and space. No need to do so, you just felt like telling him that you didn't personally enjoy reading his writings (likely not even considering that he simply enjoyed have a place to keep track of his goings-on). Again, same as with this thread...if you don't like or understand something, then just ignore it. No need to start a thread to call out the person who wrote the PM/journal.

In your PM to me, you said something to the effect of "you know, acceptance is important to me." Of course, you were being sarcastic, per your usual, but I don't think you were too far off base in stating that acceptance is important to you. What other motivation would you have in consistantly and publically bitching about the stupidest shit?

Learn when to pick your battles. You seem to start shit over the stupidest things.

-JP
Your absoulutley right. I had the upmost respect for you as I have pointed out in numerous post. The one where you said you were leaving, I posted that that sucked. In the racism thread, I tried to argue like a grown up, but it ended with yall being dicks about it and just telling me I was basically to ignorant to understand your point. What bothers me is that while many people agree with my stances, I am the one that is attacked. But it is cool, I can handle it. I have tried to simply ignore the PM, but it is not the first time I received his incoherrent babble. I know you have it in for me now, and I could care fucking less to tell you the truth. My PM to you, was a bit sarcastic, but it was mostly to diffuse the situation and make a joke. You know, more or less, to avoid a post like this from you. I am sorry that I ever got on your wrong side. It is apparent no one can win if they go up against the great JP. Personally I am not to impressed with you, but I know that most people are. I think your ability to take the time to use long words and longer post is not that impressive. I was once sorry that you left, now I am only sorry that you came back. You are wrong though, I could care less about acceptance here. This place is fun to me, but I have acceptance from the people that I care about, that is all I need. But I will tone down the bitching. I do not like you now JP, but I would like to apoligoze to MarkPuke. I should have just let that one drop.

So Whatever

[AssMaster]

Do you really hunt?
Yes, I really hunt.


What kind of music made in the period 1980-1989 do you rate highly?
I like all 80's music.


Did making your racism thread aid you in venting your annoyance at your friends dissmissal?
Yes, pretty much.


Would any of the possible ethnicies that I may be, in any way affect your view of the validity/idiocy of any of my posts? Give reasons for your answer.
No, it would not. An idiot is an idiot no matter what their race.


If you were to actualise your plan for Texas to invade Britain, what force mix would see best suited to the task? Where would you get them from?
I do not plan on attacking brittian. It was honestly a joke. I actually like england, they have our back.



With what weapons would you equip them? Where would you get them from? How would you pay for them? I would not.

How would you get to Britain? Where, in your opinion, would be a suitable landing site(s)? I am not coming.


What, if any, measures would you take to guard against any possible domestic unrest in Texas? There will be none.


In your opinion, what would be the nature of the resistance, if any, you would face in Britain?Not sure.


To my mind the implications of Texas 'going it alone' against Britain would have a very great impact on the federal system of governance in the USA. Would you care to comment on any aspect of this view?No.


Do you feel the need to clarify your reasons why such a task is desirable? If so, what arguments would you use? Supposing the MMC 'grammar police' inspected all my subsequent posts, would the possibility that I might 'relapse' into 'eddwarddianism' provide sufficent grounds in the minds of the Texan populace?
How would you counter charges that your spelling/syntax wasnt perfect? Or would you not see that as a problem?
I do not feel the need to clarify.

[Trent Steel]

do you like the cock?

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Yes, I really hunt.
would you care to expand on this. like, what, where, how & any hunting specific internal experiences that you routinely have.


I like all 80's music.
that seems remarkably indiscriminate of you & as such, SHOULDNTBEALLOWED!



Yes, pretty much.
well, thats alright then, isnt it?
Did you consider any other actions to relieve your anger?
Were there any other advantages, to you, of the thread?
You mentioned the viewing figures as if their size was a good thing, why was this?



No, it would not. An idiot is an idiot no matter what their race.
prior to my asking did you speculate as to my race? did you have any presumptions as to my race?



I do not plan on attacking brittian.
theres only one t (you may have as much sugar as you like, though)


It was honestly a joke.
dont believe you

I actually like england,
what about wales. scotland & northern ireland?

they have our back.
who is this 'our' of whom you speak?



I would not.
I am not coming.
There will be none.
Not sure.
No.
I do not feel the need to clarify.
a) you spoil all my fun
B) you arent coming? {insert obvious 'carry-on' style comment here}
c) bog-standard SDMB 3rd item from the storeroom
4) there is no point 4
e) fornal invented nowt
vi) those who saqy different are wrong
seventhly 'i cant even be bothered' you know the rest



I do not like you now JP,
if true then thats a shame, isnt it?, but how could we tell anway?

but I would like to apoligoze to MarkPuke
wot 4?, yer spelling?

cheers
markp, global village idiot

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
do you like the cock?
Yes.

[Trent Steel]

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[AssMaster]

Originally posted by eddwarddwooddwardd
would you care to expand on this. like, what, where, how & any hunting specific internal experiences that you routinely have.


that seems remarkably indiscriminate of you & as such, SHOULDNTBEALLOWED!



well, thats alright then, isnt it?
Did you consider any other actions to relieve your anger?
Were there any other advantages, to you, of the thread?
You mentioned the viewing figures as if their size was a good thing, why was this?



prior to my asking did you speculate as to my race? did you have any presumptions as to my race?



theres only one t (you may have as much sugar as you like, though)


dont believe you

what about wales. scotland & northern ireland?

who is this 'our' of whom you speak?



a) you spoil all my fun
B) you arent coming? {insert obvious 'carry-on' style comment here}
c) bog-standard SDMB 3rd item from the storeroom
4) there is no point 4
e) fornal invented nowt
vi) those who saqy different are wrong
seventhly 'i cant even be bothered' you know the rest



if true then thats a shame, isnt it?, but how could we tell anway?

wot 4?, yer spelling?

cheers
markp, global village idiot
Using the quotes is a pain in my ass. I have never speculated you race. I was kidding about attacking england. They have been the only ones standing beside us in the whole Iraq affair. I hunt deer, squirrel, ducck, dove, hog, and a I have coon dog. As to the rest of your questions I do not know what to say, I really did not understand them, or I do not think they warrant a reply. I apoligized because I though you might be offended, apparently you were not, it was only JP that was.

[Trent Steel]

people need to post more so i have something to do.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
people need to post more so i have something to do.
Like posting random pictures?

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by AssMaster
Using the quotes is a pain in my ass. I have never speculated you race.
why not?. did you suppose that i was race-less?


I was kidding about attacking england.
still dont believe you

They have been the only ones standing beside us in the whole Iraq affair.
who is this 'us' of whom you speak? Are you sure that the British people support British involvement in Iraq?


I hunt deer, squirrel, ducck, dove, hog, and a I have coon dog.
thanks for the info. what weapons do you use? do you really eat squirrel, surely theres little meat on a squirrel? if so, what does it taste like? I am genuinely interested in your hunting experiences, especially your internal experience of such activity. perhaps one day you could start a thread about it?


As to the rest of your questions I do not know what to say, I really did not understand them, or I do not think they warrant a reply.
i'd like to think that the traditional reply in such circumstances would be
"dont be so f*cking tiresome".


I apoligized because I though you might be offended,
what action of your did you suppose might have offended me?


apparently you were not, it was only JP that was.
are you sure?

cheers
markp

p.s. trent: do some work

[Trent Steel]

when jared was around there was always a new thread.

[AssMaster]

I honestly did not care what race you are. So I made no speculations. To me you are just british. Lol. That will prolly get a raise out of you.


thanks for the info. what weapons do you use? do you really eat squirrel, surely theres little meat on a squirrel? if so, what does it taste like? I am genuinely interested in your hunting experiences, especially your internal experience of such activity. perhaps one day you could start a thread about it?

If you want to talk about hunting, I am all for that. For most of the hunting I do, I use a 12 guage shotgun. For deer and hogs I have a 6mm rifle. For coon hunting we use a small calibur weapon to shoot them out of the tree and let the dogs fight them. Yes I have atie squirrel. I do not much care for it. But there is more meat on them than you might think.

As to the rest of your questions, they are getting tiresome.

[Trent Steel]

http://www.usmint.gov/images/mint_programs/50sq_program/states/WI_winner.gif

wisconsin quarter sucks

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by AssMaster
I honestly did not care what race you are. So I made no speculations. To me you are just british. Lol. That will prolly get a raise out of you.
so if i understand correctly you neither know nor care what race i am. further you made no presumption nor speculation as to my race. If this is correct then i ask you 'if you had made a presumption or speculation as to my race then, would that have been racist?'
should the answer to this question have been 'yes' then, i have to the best of my ability explained the 'assinine' contention to you.



If you want to talk about hunting, I am all for that. For most of the hunting I do, I use a 12 guage shotgun. For deer and hogs I have a 6mm rifle. For coon hunting we use a small calibur weapon to shoot them out of the tree and let the dogs fight them. Yes I have atie squirrel. I do not much care for it. But there is more meat on them than you might think.
i dont eat meat as i feel modern intensive farming methods in the UK are cruel. however i've recently come to realise what the evolutional imperitive to hunt MAY have caused inside the human psyche. I would wish to use a bow & arrow or a knife.

when hunting do you have to sit still & quite for protracted periods, whilst concentrating intently but in an 'unfocused' way upon your surroundings? if so, do you see this as a step change in the nature of your consciouness in anywa?


As to the rest of your questions, they are getting tiresome.
edd is claiming a victory in assmastery & as such is performing his celebratary victory dance. other users are being disturbed & library staff are giving me withering looks, so i best go & calm him down.

cheers
markp

p.s. trent: i always felt that combinig the roles of boardshill & boardwhippingboy was a mistake, but there you go.

[Trent Steel]

what is a boardshill?

We don't speak english over here.

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by Trent Steel+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trent Steel)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>what is a boardshill?[/b]
as in 'ROLL UP! ROLL UP! COME SEE ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR WE'VE GOT TITS & CARS & BOYS & GIRLS & & & ETC'

<!--QuoteBegin-the new boardshill
We don't speak english over here.[/quote]
who is this 'we' of whom you speak? etc (continued page 94)

cheers
markp

[eddwarddwooddwardd]

Originally posted by Trent Steel+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trent Steel)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>what is a boardshill?[/b]
as in 'ROLL UP! ROLL UP! COME SEE ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR WE'VE GOT TITS & CARS & BOYS & GIRLS & & & ETC'

<!--QuoteBegin-the new boardshill?
We don't speak english over here.[/quote]
who is this 'we' of whom you speak? etc (continued page 94)

cheers
markp

[Trent Steel]

the united states doesn't speak your language.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by eddwarddwooddwardd
so if i understand correctly you neither know nor care what race i am. further you made no presumption nor speculation as to my race. If this is correct then i ask you 'if you had made a presumption or speculation as to my race then, would that have been racist?'
should the answer to this question have been 'yes' then, i have to the best of my ability explained the 'assinine' contention to you.


i dont eat meat as i feel modern intensive farming methods in the UK are cruel. however i've recently come to realise what the evolutional imperitive to hunt MAY have caused inside the human psyche. I would wish to use a bow & arrow or a knife.

when hunting do you have to sit still & quite for protracted periods, whilst concentrating intently but in an 'unfocused' way upon your surroundings? if so, do you see this as a step change in the nature of your consciouness in anywa?


edd is claiming a victory in assmastery & as such is performing his celebratary victory dance. other users are being disturbed & library staff are giving me withering looks, so i best go & calm him down.

cheers
markp

p.s. trent: i always felt that combinig the roles of boardshill & boardwhippingboy was a mistake, but there you go.You are starting get funny. Don't know why. I still don't understand you. But some of the shit you say is so far from making any sense, it makes me laugh.


I think you are a whitey. A brittish whitey. I make this aaumption, cause on all the shows I see, there are not many blacks in britian. Plus, I know this is a gereralization(but it has been established in other threads that I am a racist) but a black person would not be as goofy as you. That kind of strangeness is reserved for honkeys.

Meat is good. I love meat. You should eat meat, and don't give me any PETA shit. Meat is good. Eat it.

[Trent Steel]

BRITISH=MAD COW DISEASE

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
BRITISH=MAD COW DISEASE

Oprah=People hating beef.

[Trent Steel]

do they have minorities in England? Like here we have Mexicans who work the low paying jobs and stuff, but how does it work over there?

[Trent Steel]

http://maddox.xmission.com/bigpot6.jpg

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
do they have minorities in England? Like here we have Mexicans who work the low paying jobs and stuff, but how does it work over there?
Haven't you seen brave heart?

[Trent Steel]

i saw mr. bean.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
i saw mr. bean.
I love that movie. Mr Bean is the shit.

[Trent Steel]

he had a mcclaren F1, then crashed it.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
he had a mcclaren F1, then crashed it.
I had a Ford Explorer, then crashed it.

[flychick]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
BRITISH=MAD COW DISEASE
If you had a choice of being the top scientist in your field or having Mad Cow Disease what would u pick? (somethin like that)

[Trent Steel]

this isn't the choice thread.

[flychick]

Oh hush.You know I wasn't trying to continue the choice game...on this thread.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by flychick03
If you had a choice of being the top scientist in your field or having Mad Cow Disease what would u pick? (somethin like that)
Mad Cow disease.


Eating a dead puppy or eating a dead kitten?

[flychick]

uh oh...Trents gonna bust a blood vessel.
eating a dead puppy

san francisco steak house or outback

[Trent Steel]

SF has steak houses?

[flychick]

It's a place in the Dallas area called The San Francisco Steak House. They have a lady, or used to have a lady that would swing on a swing and the waiter/waitress will serve u a GIANT slab of swiss cheese to enjoy as an appetizer...It's been forever since I've been there so IDK what they do there now or if it's even open anymore.

[Trent Steel]

but there is nowhere for a cow to live in SF

[flychick]

That's true. It's kind of like that whole thing about the Texas Toast made in NY. hmm..

[Trent Steel]

Although, north of SF there are like a bajillion dairy farms. When ever I drive down through there, it just stinks like poo.

[AssMaster]

Originally posted by Trent Steel
Although, north of SF there are like a bajillion dairy farms. When ever I drive down through there, it just stinks like poo.
Amarillo smells like shit too. And most places in the Hindu religon stink too.