Q: What is milkmycow.com for?
A: I don't know, go away
Q: Can i get my own email address?
A: I don't know, can you?
Q: Is jelly made from real jellyfish?
A: No.
Q: Have you ever even milked a cow?
A: A what?
Q: How do i submit the ideas for you to do stuff?
A: You don't, go back to sleep
Q: How do you feel about the kid that was injured while trying to re-enact that seen from "JackAss"?
A: HAHAHAHHAAHHHA. I don't know, it's cool?
Q: 011010001001110110001?
A: 1101, 110001001101001111001101.
Q: Where does the styck come from?
A: Where else? It's wood! Where do you think it comes from? GEEZ! How stupid CAN you be? How could it possibly come from anywhere but the squirrels
Q: Quack quack, quack quack? Quack quack quack quack?
A: Moooooooooooooooo.
Q: Why can't I see the videos?
A: Probably because you are dumb, or because your computer is gimpy
Q: Why does this site insist upon making fun of me, calling me dumb, and telling me i am stupid?
A: Well, we checked with the MMC masters and we can't find any incidences of us calling anyone ignorant, so we don't know what you are talking about.
However, we do have the file a complaint page for the stupid people.
Q: Do the penguins sprint gracefully towards the purple refridgerator?
A: The panther has lost its spots.
